Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[neger psykolog]

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What kind of a downie gets into politics and doesn't realize this will happen and not only that openly antagonizes "the left" and everyone else as much as possible and shit over the job and financial security of literally everyone and doesn't expect push back?

Reality check: he's not leaving politics because of attacks from "the left" - he's leaving politics because he fucking sucks a it and his "own" party don't want anything to do with him anymore.

Why do so many people still follow him? I for one couldn't stand Elon spamming my timeline with 100+ stupid posts a day.

Mr.Beast videos still get 100m views a piece, there's plenty of idiots out there, and there's plenty of idiot CEOs out there (just look at LinkedIn posts).

 

[Foltest]

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Maybe now he can set up his "game studio" that will use AI to make games.
Aka, the dumbest fucking shit ever.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Always a good idea to start the investor call with schizo rant about paid protesters. Then again TSLA went up after hours so I guess it worked.

Full call here. Elon trying his best to not answer the investor questions, doesn't sound very confident going "um" and "uh" about 600 times

 

[JaneThough]

Reality check: he's not leaving politics because of attacks from "the left" - he's leaving politics because he fucking sucks a it and his "own" party don't want anything to do with him anymore.

I think it’s more likely the Tesla board is ready to oust him if he doesn’t stop fucking around.

 

[Al Jolson]

Elol's stock as a lolcow on KF is even tanking now (from being one of the top 3-5 lolcow threads all year..)

 

[StMaryPiper]

Elol's stock as a lolcow on KF is even tanking now (from being one of the top 3-5 lolcow threads all year..)

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We need more stock Kiwis in this thread. He’s value as a lolcow has dropped but TSLA stock is fucking skyrocketing for absolutely no reason.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Elol's stock as a lolcow on KF is even tanking now (from being one of the top 3-5 lolcow threads all year..)

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I actually just added this thread to my watch list, I find him to be a fascinating lolcow, especially since DOGE. I have my out.

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

We need more stock Kiwis in this thread. He’s value as a lolcow has dropped but TSLA stock is fucking skyrocketing for absolutely no reason.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla is just all retail investors at this point. Why buy a stock where sales are down 70 percent and a segment where competition is increasing. I'd also figure that Wall Street is smart enough at this point to realize nothing he says comes to fruition or, if it does, its no where near what was promised. The only other reason I could see the stock going up is he announced he's coming back, but is Elon even a good CEO? He's basically a product of the low interest rate zombie economy. Sell the moon and the stars and watch capital come in and profits go no where.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

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"Did somebody ruin their public image by getting involved in politics?"

 

[Laughing Putin]

I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla is just all retail investors at this point. Why buy a stock where sales are down 70 percent and a segment where competition is increasing. I'd also figure that Wall Street is smart enough at this point to realize nothing he says comes to fruition or, if it does, its no where near what was promised. The only other reason I could see the stock going up is he announced he's coming back, but is Elon even a good CEO? He's basically a product of the low interest rate zombie economy. Sell the moon and the stars and watch capital come in and profits go no where.

Tesla is worth close to $1 trillion dollars still. The retail investors don't have that kind of money. And the fanboys certainly don't, lol.

I think it's more accurate to say that many institutional investors and hedge funds are stuck with huge positions in Tesla. They would love to get out, but they know that if they all got out at once, the price would crash to $20, where it probably belongs. But as long as they all don't sell, they can keep up the illusion that Tesla is really worth $300 a share. And nobody takes a hit to their portfolio.

But the current situation cannot last. As Warren Buffett says, eventually all stocks return to their true value. I would expect a slow and painful decline over the next year or so, as the big investors leave the burning building in a calm, orderly, and civilized fashion.

 

[Junkers 87]

We need more stock Kiwis in this thread. He’s value as a lolcow has dropped but TSLA stock is fucking skyrocketing for absolutely no reason.

TSLA is part of the S&P 500, which represents the broader U.S. market. Investing in SPY, VOO, SWPPX, or any fund that tracks the S&P 500 means indirectly investing in TSLA. Institutions, hedge funds, pension funds, and retail traders are all involved, even if they don't invest in TSLA directly. If the market as a whole is up, TSLA will generally rise as well, barring any bad news. The markets have been up this week, so TSLA by default is also up. A rising tide lifts all boats.

Now, of course, Musk and TSLA have had a lot of bad news and negative press lately, but if it's old news, it will already be priced in, and news is digested very quickly by the markets. This is one of the reasons why TSLA (or any stock really) can behave in ways that we might view as counterintuitive, and that's not even getting into TSLA's historic volatility.

 

[Traummaschine]

We need more stock Kiwis in this thread. He’s value as a lolcow has dropped but TSLA stock is fucking skyrocketing for absolutely no reason.

Definitely not an expert

But the market has been extremely volatile with Trump's announcements. That is, they have been declining pretty badly, but whenever there's been a hint of good news (Meaning, Trump pulling back on his ideas) there's been a sharp rise. I assume because there are a lot of people sitting ready to make money on "buying the dip".

Tesla's rise is correlated to the rest of the market's upswing after Trump's shift in rhetoric where he indicated that he would try to deescalate the trade war with China and not fire Jerome Powell. On top of that the good (?) news for Tesla was that Elon Musk was indicating that he would be less involved in politics and more involved with Tesla.

Of course, it still makes little logical sense that the stock would go up after a pretty dire earnings call, but that is just a reminder that stock prices isn't directly connected to the health of a company. Tesla stocks are already extremely overvalued and are largely held together by Musk's hype and dreams. Besides getting government money, Elon's hype building is the thing he really has excelled at. The problem is that at some point his overpromising has to catch up with him, and you would at least think that the downturn of Tesla's car business would greatly accelerate that. Tesla's competitors are catching up with them, the Cybertruck is retarded and Musk has turned away a huge portion of his customer base with a stain that is going to be hard to fully remove. How much worse must it get before there's a real collapse in the stock? It seems like Musk was saved at this time, but it feels inevitable that it will come crashing down at some point.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We need more stock Kiwis in this thread. He’s value as a lolcow has dropped but TSLA stock is fucking skyrocketing for absolutely no reason.

Tesla is basically a meme stock at this point. Elon said he was going to reduce his DOGE time, which means that people who are retarded enough to invest in Tesla think is a bullish sign. Sure, their earnings were basically the worst they ever had and Elon and Tesla are both toxic to most of the country, but I am sure this will totally help the stock! Then on Friday the government eased some of the self driving regulations, which pushed it further up.

Of course, these are retarded given that Waymo already has robotaxi going while Elon just keeps saying "2 months away, trust me bro!". My guess is that it will debut in Austin this summer, but will have some remote drivers controlling it like they did with Optimus at the 10/10 event

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[The Hardest R]

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Elol is now a liability. His DOGE “successes” were lies that he’s had to retract and he’s now responsible for electoral losses. Believe it or not most people prefer stability over chaos, especially Silicon Valley “let’s just randomly break shit” type of chaos. People gave him a chance and he focused on his political enemies. He failed, plain and simple.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Elol is now a liability. His DOGE “successes” were lies that he’s had to retract and he’s now responsible for electoral losses. Believe it or not most people prefer stability over chaos, especially Silicon Valley “let’s just randomly break shit” type of chaos. People gave him a chance and he focused on his political enemies. He failed, plain and simple.

Yeah but Daddy Trump hired Elon and Daddy can do no wrong in the eyes of chuds so they still love him

 

[babadook]

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Wait a sec this isn't baste

 

[JaneThough]

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Reagan and Roosevelt were shot and they didn’t leave politics. Roosevelt didn’t even leave the podium and finished his speech. More recently, Gretchen Whitmer was threatened with a kidnapping attempt and she’s still in politics. Why is Elon such a fucking pussy?

 

[Detective Carey]

Has anyone postulated about Reelon being the first to try and normalize sex bots? It makes sense to me, given his weird treatment of women. Everyone keeps talking about how gay the Cybertruck looks, but what about when he tries to make banging your tendie nuking microwave that can pretend it loves you via AI (that you buy from him) seem epic and based?

They're already making animoos about it. My money is on him or someone adjacent to him being the first to try and break the taboo.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Why is Elon such a fucking pussy?

It's clear that he didn't really want to go into politics and wanted the validation that comes from being a magatard. Perhaps to cover up the fact that he castrated his son. Or because he was getting old and irrelevant. I can't believe he decided to shoot himself in the foot that hard though since the types of people who buy EV's would not be in favor of his new politics. Absolute retard.