You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

wtfNeedSignUp said:
People who talk too long in social events, worse if they don't realize that they bore everyone else but people are too polite to tell them to just get to the point.
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At this stage in life, I don’t have time for that shit. I just say I have to excuse myself to catch up with someone I haven’t seen in a while and just move on.
 
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A Sentient Dumpster said:
I don't know what else to call it, but meme/Marvel/internet dialogue in real life...
I was in a conversation at work in which the phrases
  • "So THAT'S a thing"
  • "That's.... certainly a choice"
  • "Yup. This is fine. Everything's fine." (sarcastically)
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I know what you're talking about. I refer to that speech pattern as Reddit/Tumblr/TikTok-speak.

Here are some more examples:
  • "Love that for you."
  • "That! I want that!"
  • "It's giving..."
  • "I want to pet the good doggo!"
  • "Slay!"
  • "Shut 👏 up 👏 and 👏 listen."
  • "Story time!"
  • "Folks!"
 
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Foreign shoppers are dumber than American ones, I've observed and know and experienced. I'm sick of these parasites, the ones we allow to walk into this country, who are nothing but economic and slave-wage fodder at best. They don't even know it and even if they did, they don't care. Always bumbling around the store, some treat Wal-Mart as if its the pinnacle of American culture (which wouldn't be far off, but I see Wal-Mart as the degradation of our culture.)

They always sometimes come to me, with their stupid phone, to put to my face and ask me if we have something where that thing is from another store or online listing. They have a hard time taking 'No' for an answer. You can tell them until you're out of air where something is and they'll still bother you to even guide them. They're water-rats, who treat water pallets like its their black friday. They're probably the only people left who get excited for Black Friday when most of us by now know how crooked that shit is.

They seem to exist just to fuck and buy things, evidenced by the 8 children they cart around and have running around the store. They bring their whole fucking clan in if they choose to, so you'll have 7 children, their obnoxious family members until you're dealing with 14 people at most.

Why the fuck do we need these assholes again? Yeah I'm for kicking them out, myself. I'd rather deal with our own home-grown retards than deal with both our home-grown retards and their home-grown retards and their second-hand retards.
 
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pyrinyx said:
Foreign shoppers are dumber than American ones, I've observed and know and experienced. I'm sick of these parasites, the ones we allow to walk into this country, who are nothing but economic and slave-wage fodder at best. They don't even know it and even if they did, they don't care. Always bumbling around the store, some treat Wal-Mart as if its the pinnacle of American culture (which wouldn't be far off, but I see Wal-Mart as the degradation of our culture.)

They always sometimes come to me, with their stupid phone, to put to my face and ask me if we have something where that thing is from another store or online listing. They have a hard time taking 'No' for an answer. You can tell them until you're out of air where something is and they'll still bother you to even guide them. They're water-rats, who treat water pallets like its their black friday. They're probably the only people left who get excited for Black Friday when most of us by now know how crooked that shit is.

They seem to exist just to fuck and buy things, evidenced by the 8 children they cart around and have running around the store. They bring their whole fucking clan in if they choose to, so you'll have 7 children, their obnoxious family members until you're dealing with 14 people at most.

Why the fuck do we need these assholes again? Yeah I'm for kicking them out, myself. I'd rather deal with our own home-grown retards than deal with both our home-grown retards and their home-grown retards and their second-hand retards.
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I've noticed this too. I'm annoyed enough that my husband expects all of us (4 people) to go to the store together when we could divide and conquer and get different things done at the same time. With jeets and Mexicans they bring every cousin, auntie, and grandma along with a smattering of tiny children. Why? You never see them alone or in pairs anywhere. Always the whole crew.
Oh, and I agree, they are the worst consumers too, buying the kind of crap that the rest of the world realized was crap a long time ago.
 
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Trying to give decent critique to someone in any field or hobby that they asked for/claimed to be open to, and then they flail around like you called them a worthless retard that should stop trying when you sure didn't say or even imply that. A longtime trend with most artcows for a reason and especially endemic to too many creative spheres these days.

The reverse sucks too, but is less common: Anyone that seriously passes off "you're a worthless retarded nigger" talk as helpful critique, and if you call it out then you're a giant sperg or they try to pull that they're "keeping it real" by being an unhelpful, smarmy fag.
 
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internet friend said:
I dunno if it's the 4chan influx or what, but in threads across the site the quality of posts has been getting significantly worse.
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Unironically the best moments of KF was when it was taken off the clearnet. The average quality of posts skyrocketed. People too stupid or lazy to use Tor were weeded out. The less Dear Feeder makes this place accessible, the better it is.
Lady Bizness said:
You never see them alone or in pairs anywhere. Always the whole crew.
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It is because these people treat going to Walmart like an event, rather than just buying what you need for the next week. These people are so boring that going to Dollar General is the highlight of their week and I’m not joking.
 
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internet friend said:
I dunno if it's the 4chan influx or what, but in threads across the site the quality of posts has been getting significantly worse.
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Yea I've noticed a lot more people who would fail the "how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning" test.

Also an incredible increase in moralfagging. Yes of course sexism, pedophilia, and authoritarianism are bad. That doesn't mean I want to read your 30 page whiny manifesto on how bad you think they are in every fucking thread, especially if the thread in question has nothing to do with that shit.
 
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The Hardest R said:
Unironically the best moments of KF was when it was taken off the clearnet. The average quality of posts skyrocketed. People too stupid or lazy to use Tor were weeded out. The less Dear Feeder makes this place accessible, the better it is.
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Tor exclusivity pretty much broke the site for phonefags for video clips and external links. They would get stuck in unresolvable captcha loops.

It essentially reduced functionality to memes and text posts.



Thread tax: People close to you recommending that you be the one to extend the olive branch to forgive & forget when someone close to you in your circle wronged you egregiously (and doesn't feel contrite about it).

A lot of people don't care about justice or morality or ethics or your own personal feelings if it doesn't involve themselves as a primary character.

All they want is for you to acquiesce without restitution so that things can return back to a superficial version of normality as quickly as possible.
 
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The Hardest R said:
It is because these people treat going to Walmart like an event, rather than just buying what you need for the next week. These people are so boring that going to Dollar General is the highlight of their week and I’m not joking.
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Yeah, I see it all of the time. Whenever I pull out water pallets to fill the spots, they fucking huddle over it and start swarming me before picking off the 40-pack of water. It's fucking pathetic. Like I know it's water, we all need some water in our lives. But a normal person doesn't like treat a water pallet like as if you're carting out a bundle of prizes like these sad losers do.

I see them pounce all over everything at Goodwill buy the pound too, they just consume and consume like good little doggies for the capitalist system.

"I no speak english" They say as they want me to find something they can't describe. I get it, asshole, I know you don't because you don't fucking care to speak english here, because you probably hopped the border. It is backwards that for years, we are pressed to learn a language of another when they come here, a country we're naturally born in. But they feel they don't have to learn ours when they come here, because they're entitled leeches and moochers.

I don't agree with the side of the argument that we should open all of our borders, that's leftist loony talk. Why should we open OUR borders when every other country has theirs closed and used as checkpoints as to whether or not you're allowed to get in their country? If I'm traveling to a place like Germany, I should at least have a pocket translator with me that is English to German and try to adapt a little out of respect for their country. It would be a very disrespectful thing to go to their country and expect them to bend over backwards for me and speak my language. That's how it's been whenever spics, pajeets, afri-niggers and any other shitty immigrants that comes here. They don't want to learn a thing, they want to take their backward-ass culture and infest it with ours. Fuck that, I say.
 
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pyrinyx said:
"I no speak english" They say as they want me to find something they can't describe. I get it, asshole, I know you don't because you don't fucking care to speak english here, because you probably hopped the border. It is backwards that for years, we are pressed to learn a language of another when they come here, a country we're naturally born in. But they feel they don't have to learn ours when they come here, because they're entitled leeches and moochers.
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There is a great 2 word response to "No speaka english", and they will understand it:
Donald Trump
 
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Fully grown ass adults with the pallette of an eight year old make me automatically want to rush them with nothing but a brick and determination.
You'll suck dick, eat ass, whatever, but a tomato is too yucky? An onion is too much? A drizzle of mustard on something is somehow like eating a spoonful of broken glass?

Even worse are the ones that genuinely only eat shit like boxed pasta, fries and chicken nuggets and then bitch about being depressed, feeling bad, headaches etc.
Grow the fuck up. Learn to cook. Eat a vegetable or some fruit for fucks sake.
 
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ReasonablyRetarded said:
Fully grown ass adults with the pallette of an eight year old make me automatically want to rush them with nothing but a brick and determination.
You'll suck dick, eat ass, whatever, but a tomato is too yucky? An onion is too much? A drizzle of mustard on something is somehow like eating a spoonful of broken glass?

Even worse are the ones that genuinely only eat shit like boxed pasta, fries and chicken nuggets and then bitch about being depressed, feeling bad, headaches etc.
Grow the fuck up. Learn to cook. Eat a vegetable or some fruit for fucks sake.
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On that note, if something you don’t like is being offered to you, just say “no thank you.” I do not want a fucking diatribe on why pineapple on pizza is _the worst_ or if the only time you’ll have a sandwich is if it comes from some dumbfuck sandwich shop on E. Buttfuck and 8th. Now if I asked, sure, go right ahead. But redditesque over the top rejection is just not funny.
 
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Yours Truly 2095 said:
"Aisle 1"
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Ok, something makes much more sense now. I was at a store where they had the signs for the Aisles with local street names like "Hollywood Blvd" I thought they were just trying to be cute. I didn't even realize it that they may have been doing it for retards or non-English speakers. Which actually makes sense for the demographics of the area, about 3 blocks from a home improvement store with 300 Mexican "day laborers" in the parking lot.
 
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