Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.

Reasonable analysis, but I still think he's going for a speedrun to a jail cell.

 

[WEEKEND]

They’re his spitting image. Nick will be tweeting your post as proof that “KF lies.”

Who gives a shit? Let the clown drown in cope and tweet all he likes, it won't unfuck his life.

 

[Canard]

The supposed Probation violation isn't that he is drunk or high. It is because he committed an offense by streaming from his car, as pointed out in a post above.
Nick the wetbrain Noodle is so utterly retarded he forgot he cannot just do dumb shit everyone else does and expect to get away with it.

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

 

[Lian Xing]

He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree.

His entire narcolepsy diagnosis is because he is a computer addicted coomer faggot that stays up jerking it to internet porn and alcohol. He was tired because he was tweeting until 5:30 AM.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Who gives a shit? Let the clown drown in cope and tweet all he likes, it won't unfuck his life.

Its best to keep discussion within the merest realm of possibility. Nick has used dumb comments like "where's Nick's kids" during the Omnibus Hearing to damage at KF optics.

Balldoguards will capture absurdist comments and use it to prop up Nick as a victim. There is PR at play.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Oh bless his heart. Did he really think that would work?

Once, I think when MNPR started publishing here, Null locked this thread for janitorial reasons and the wet brain moron immediately (because he reads it all the time) thanked Josh for protecting him.

He's a gay wet brained coomer imbecile with no impulse control.

 

[Folgers Can]

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

On second thought, they really should let him keep drive-streaming only so as to not cuck us out of great content to come:

Keep it up Nick, gotta get that bag!

 

[USAroXX]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.

Junkie is shower texting NULL....

He is under the influence.
Periodt

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Junkie is shower texting NULL....

He is under the influence.
Periodt

I mean, I feel most of us would agree Rekieta is an actual addict. And he has not entered recovery or tried to change his heart. That means the chances of him using something are 100%.

 

[Grayback]

We consider four factors in determining the appropriate discipline to impose:

and (4) the harm to the legal profession.

I'm not in Minnesota, so the Office might not care about my opinion, but Nick acting as he has and getting to remain a lawyer is unironically harming my impression of lawyers in general.

So much for free speech champion Viva Frei.

Viva is kind of a weird case.
If you look at his earlier content, he has always been an empty algorithm-chasing slop merchant, trying to get a hit and make money with random viral videos. Whatever would work. Beyond those videos being connected to his preexisting interests (because that's the stuff that he was already doing), he didn't really seem to care what he put out there.

He had a brief moment where he started to wake up to political and cultural issues that were bigger than him, and he started focusing on them and trying to advocate for things that he actually believed in—but only because those issues had affected him personally in the first place.

But then, over time, he started learning more and more how to game the system in this new environment that he'd gotten himself into. And he slowly went back to just being a slop merchant again. His videos now are unrecognizable from even just a few years ago. He clearly doesn't care about what he's saying in them.

earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.

I think you're right on this point, but

He's talked about insomnia before

When? I don't remember him mentioning insomnia. Nick's issue was always the opposite—narcolepsy.

"and if I was giving her cocaine, at least it didn't put her in the hospital"

I'd like to give the skelly his due and actually examine the claim that his daughter's numbers couldn't be that high because of how unrealistic it would be—but I am really struggling to find any sort of calculator online that takes benzoylecgonine levels compared to a patient's size and tells you what the effects would be based on the dosage.

So far, I just have the CDC stats for an 8-to-9-year-old girl and a bunch of dead-end google searches.

Spoiler

- Minimum weight: 46-48.5 lbs (21-22 kg)
- Maximum weight: 79-91 lbs (36-41.5 kg)

- Minimum height: 3'10.5"-3'11.5" (1.18-1.21 m)
- Maximum height: 4'6"-4'8.5" (1.38-1.435 m)

Any help would be appreciated.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I don't remember him mentioning insomnia. Nick's issue was always the opposite—narcolepsy.

You are likely right and I'm confusing opposite diagnosis. My memory is shit.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Duration of the trial? Only six more weeks!

 

[daffodils]

Juju is on Melton's show. Nick is in chat, proudly proclaiming he's beating the Toe in views.

 

[Flora Fox]

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

Law and being law-abiding is for the poors, not ppl in His echelon.

 

[AnOminous]

Balldoguards will capture absurdist comments and use it to prop up Nick as a victim. There is PR at play.

What balldoguards say and do and think is a matter of absolutely no concern to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Juju is on Melton's show. Nick is in chat, proudly proclaiming he's beating the Toe in views.
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Someone should ask Nick about his declining subscriber count. Well done Cuck, your stream sucks so hard people are rapidly unfollowing you.



It seems in Nick's urgency to come to the support of his favoured AI child porngraphy defender, he's forgotten to janny his comment section. Here's some choice picks from the last stream. Check in later to see if they mysteriously disappear.

 

[break these cuffs]

What balldoguards say and do and think is a matter of absolutely no concern to me.

It's about ethics in commentary about a disgraced failed felonious lolyer trustfund baby who's dick doesn't work.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

Factually true, Null did not leave cocaine lying around for a minor to find and consume.