Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatFuckingClown said:
You can see that she's not wearing pants...
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SourDiesel said:
People are saying she's not wearing pants so I scrolled through quick to see. At first I was like, "What are you guys talking about? You can clearly see the seam of her shirt and there is a black something underneath that..." but then I kept watching. Um... She changes clothes halfway through this weigh-in. That dark black shirt she has on at the beginning of the weigh-in is not the same faded one with the hole in it she has on by the end. This appears to be two clips stapled together?
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She mentions pretty briefly beforehand that it's two different weigh-ins from two separate days, consecutively. Which is probably the truth.

Now, what most likely ISN'T true is the days that she alleges she did the weigh-ins. She did them a long time before she claims she did. And on top of that, people here have already been saying, she's cheating, somehow.

Like, why won't she show us the scale? Sans-culottes or not, her real fans have seen worse, and she owes them the truth.
 
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FatFuckingClown said:
She mentions pretty briefly beforehand that it's two different weigh-ins from two separate days, consecutively. Which is probably the truth.

Now, what most likely ISN'T true is the days that she alleges she did the weigh-ins. She did them a long time before she claims she did. And on top of that, people here have already been saying, she's cheating, somehow.

Like, why won't she show us the scale? Sans-culottes or not, her real fans have seen worse, and she owes them the truth.
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Ooooh. Yeah, I didn't actually listen to her speak beforehand. That would have been too much for me. I guess it was covered that it's two clips then... except whhhyyyyy? Isn't this the same girl that has to be begged and cajoled into weighing in in the first place? Why is she splitting it over two days? What is the damned point? I'm trying to figure out why it would ever be necessary to split a weigh-in over two days filming and I'm lost. I don't know what her game is exactly but she's clearly trying to cover something up. Why else would you manipulate the video like that unless you were trying to lie or hide something or manipulate the narrative somehow?

This should be a one minute vid, tops and focused on the damned scale numbers not her gross pork rolls. It takes up the whole fucking lens, she might as well have just blacked out the screen. Same effect.
 
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This is a small thing to kvetch about considering the laundry list of things wrong with AL, but I detest the way she puts her hand under her chins. Is she trying to hide the second chin? Or maybe she's trying to frame her face? I don't know, but she does it in every video now. It annoys me more than the tongue thing.
 
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This is a small thing to kvetch about considering the laundry list of things wrong with AL, but I detest the way she puts her hand under her chins. Is she trying to hide the second chin? Or maybe she's trying to frame her face? I don't know, but she does it in every video now. It annoys me more than the tongue thing.
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Amy does the same thing. I guess obese girls think they're cute and sassy when they put the back of their hand under their chins. It's always pissed me off.
 
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PropaGONDA said:
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some farmer on another site was a champ and summarized the latest YouNow, very informative but super long. You've been warned:

AL had her date tonight but she told everyone she wasn't going to give any details and that some parts of her life are private. Later when Sharla was on she told her that her date asked AL if she was pretty enough, she said yes. AL said her date told her she looked even prettier in person (of course she shared that little detail). They went out to eat and saw a movie. I forgot the movie she said she saw but later she said she still wants to see that 50 shades movie. AL and her date were hanging out and she said her tummy started growling and she was self conscious but her date asked her if she was ready to go eat now and AL said yes. She said her date was "good" and that they needed more time to hang out and get to know each other. AL said that she used to have no standards at all in relationships and that after Destiny she does now and that she wants someone who can live up to those standards.

A commenter said Dana looked like Shrek. She then got a little shady about someone who joined a hate group about her. Someone asked her if she and Destiny have decided how they will split up the furniture and AL said she bought all the furniture. She said Dana and Destiny were out the day before (wouldn't say where) and were recognized and that person was pleasant but wished they saw Amberlynn too.

Sharla was the one who did her eyebrows on snapchat the other day. Al and Sharla were talking about double chins and AL said she doesn't really have one and she has to push her chin in to make one appear. Then she said well not too much for someone of her size. AL showed Rarity Grey briefly and she has gotten bigger since I saw her last, still very cute. I've gotten the impression lately that Twinkie is her favorite pet.


Someone was asking AL about college and she said she went but felt pressured into it and all she got was a lot of debt. This part kinda pissed me off because she went to college because Kasey's mom told her to get a job or go to school which is not unreasonable at all. Maybe she wouldn't have an attitude about owing money if had actually completed her degree and had the ability to get a decent job. All those shopping trips aren't helping her pay off that debt by the way.

AL at one point said she was going to leave real quick to get a drink. She came back with soda and funions (I had a giggle fit lol). Someone must have said something about the soda because Sharla got defensive and said AL could drink whatever she wanted and water doesn't quench everyones thirst and if a diet pepsi quenches your thirst you can drink it. AL started eating the funions and apologized for the noise. Some people must have said some shit about the funions because AL got defensive and said it was a small bag and only 100 calories. She said if someone gained weight because of that then they have a problem (let's just pretend she's not close to 500 pounds and practically housebound lol). AL said she's been losing weight lately and asked Sharla to confirm. Sharla said oh yeah she's been losing a lot of weight! Amberlynn said she might upload a new weigh-in tomorrow.

Sharla was getting tired and had to go so she said bye and finally left, it was after 3am. AL said it's boring without Sharla and a commenter said you could actually try to answer our questions. AL spent the last few minutes answering basic questions really quickly and read out some hate comments. She said she wasn't getting her hair cut any time soon and that she is interested in a lip plumper. I'm not sure if she meant injections or one of those glosses that gives some temporary fullness. Someone suggested ombre hair and AL seemed into it. Someone told her not driving isn't the end of the world. AL said there really ins't public transportation in her area.

When she got she said she was feeling depressed and someone said depression is usually set off by something. AL said she was feeling lonely and wanted to go on younow to talk to people.

She mentioned the lip plumper again and said it was those suction things that Dana recommended to her and now she's obsessed with the idea of it lol. She said she started filming a mukbang in a restaurant with Sharla but they couldn't do it and cut off filming after like a minute. She said that will be in a future vlog. She said her mukbangs are usually the amount of food she would have eaten anyway which does not surprise me. When she was talking she said her mouth felt sore because she just got done filming some videos and felt like she had been talking a lot lately.

Someone asked about tattoos and AL has always said she wanted some one day but today she went into detail. She said she hasn't ever gotten any because she's afraid of hating her tattoos in a couple years or so. She said she's glad she didn't get the tattoos she thought would be a good idea when she was younger. She said at one point she had wanted a star behind her ear and also had wanted to get the lesbian equality symbol. Now she likes the idea of getting just an equal sign on her finger (very original) like equality for everyone or something. She thought about getting a kitty tattoo but now she likes dogs more so she might something for Twinkie. Someone said get Twinkies paw print and she liked that idea. She said she likes tiny tattoos but later said if she were skinny she would probably have a full sleeve. She said she saw a squid tattoo on tumblr that she really liked but wasn't sure if it would look good on her. Some people were telling her that squid tats were hipster and that they're hipster unicorns. She didn't seem to know that. She said if she ever gets 100k subs she will get a youtube tattoo of some kind since youtube means so much to her. She wasn't sure if she could ever get that many subs.

She started talking about youtube and people have been asking her why she calls it a job if she doesn't upload too often. She didn't really answer that specifically but talked about much youtube means to her. She said it made her feel good to have people to talk to and people who cared so much about her since she doesn't have family. She got really emotional and was crying when talking about this. I'm not a complete asshole and I felt for her but I don't think it's too healthy to rely so much on internet fans for most of your positive acceptance in life. She said she used to feel like she had family with Destinys family but not anymore. I'm sure Destinys family was nice enough but they didn't all approve of AL right? She said everyone would be talking about Amberlynn crying but that they were happy tears.

Someone asked why she likes Dana so much. AL restated they were definitely broken up when D&D got together. She went on to say that Dana is so nice to be around and emphasized that she has never done anything wrong towards her to make her not like being around her. Less than 24 hours ago she brought up the hate group thing again but ok Amberlynn lol. She even said she doesn't know why people don't understand that she's ok with their relationship and that they're all friends. She says she doesn't judge other peoples relationships and she's always tried to break up amicably in the past. She went on about this topic for at least a few minutes. Someone brought up that she still depends on Destiny and AL said she doesn't depend on her for anything. She emphasized not money or transportation, not a thing. She said if people think she has to use someone for a damn car than they can stop watching her videos. She said she has several friends who have cars. She went on about how giving she is and that she would give her friends the shirt off her back and if Destiny ever needed anything she would help her out. Which she said she has done recently but she wouldn't say what she helped her with! She doesn't like when people judge her for her friendship with them and when people are rude and say hateful things she just thinks they are miserable and want to spread their misery. Someone asked if Destiny would get Twinkie and AL said hell no Twinkie is my baby.

She left for awhile to answer the door and when she came back she said it was a pizza guy who had the wrong house number. She mentioned how one subscriber talked to her and looked her in the eyes and said I don't know why you get the hate you do. AL said she has made mistakes in the past but that she owned up to them and that people should let her move on. She said has forgiven herself for those things in her past. A lot of people in the comments were giving her this or that type questions that weren't too interesting really. Later she read out this comment (pic related) and was kinda sassy about it and said she talks how she talks.

Someone said something about chemtrails and AL said Destiny got her believing that. Someone commented that chemtrails don't mean anything and AL said it's true everytime she sees chemtrails it rains the next day. She said the plains are putting out something to make it rain but to google it because she can't explain it well.

Someone asked if Destiny ever called her fat and she said no. Someone asked if she felt responsible for Destiny gaining all that weight. AL said no she didn't make her eat all that food and that it isn't Destinys fault that she gained weight either. Please let's all remind her of this when she and Destiny are no longer friends and she wants to try to shift any blame in her direction. Someone asked her if Destiny ever gets upset about her streams like the one last night. AL said no and that Destiny is too chill a person for that and that she understands the ins and outs of this sort of thing. Someone made a comment that people think AL puts Dana in the vlogs so she will get hated on. AL ignored that because she doing the press 3 if you're a fan sort of thing. AL said the name on her birth certificate is just Amber. So I guess Lynn is her middle name? Libby came on and AL has guested her. The first thing Libby said is why do people call you guys other names like Dustin. AL said it's because of homophobes and that it's actually cyberbullying. But then she said if Destiny weren't gay she wouldn't dress like that because that's butch lesbian style, like her new haircut. She said she doesn't like being called Dustin.

Libby was talking about her recent breakup, AL asked if it was for real or a makeup/breakup thing. Libby talked vaguely about some issues but she ended that by saying he's 20 and that's too old for her She said 19 is as old as she should go, since it's 3 years difference. AL then answered a commenter and said they are 10 years apart. So Libby is only 16, soon to be 17? AL said she met Libby through Destiny and that Destiny was a friend of Libbys sister. At one point Libby showed her a potted tree she had got recently and somehow AL moved onto the topic of weed, idk how. AL said if she lived in California she would probably smoke weed all the time but that she doesn't want to live in California again because she doesn't like the weather.

Libby talked about all the reactions AL gets she said one day she watched some videos made about AL and seemed to think all of that was insane. People were mentioning stay negative and Amy Slaton, one person said Amberlynn and Amy Slaton are 2 youtubers he would like to slap.

AL told Libby that Destiny is hardly ever at their place and that she's used to living with other people. Later on in the broadcast AL asked Libby if she remembered all that stuff with Kasey. Neither of them said anything about that but I'm curious about what she's talking about and what she said to other people about Kasey.

Libby said she's lost 25 pounds since AL and Destiny moved away. AL talked about how they would go to Walmart together with Destiny and get ice cream and snacks. Libby said her family eats pretty healthy and that sort of thing was a welcomed treat(she's a kid though). AL admired Libby's family for eating healthy and AL asks what they do and said she needs to cook more. Al said she's prefers whole grains over white bread but she doesn't really buy bread. But she also eats out constantly so I guess she won't just make a sandwich for lunch when she's home by herself. A commenter said something about them being boring. AL said they can't be lit all the time. Libby called them out a bit for saying mean things when she's not being healthy enough so they shouldn't complain when they talk about healthy eating. Libby said she hit her highest weight when AL and Destiny were hanging with her every weekend. AL said she only gained 10 pounds after moving to Kentucky, she said she gained about 60 while living in Florida. AL said Libby motivated her to get healthier foods at when she goes to the grocery store tomorrow. Libby says she doesn't blame the weight gain on them because she could have chosen to not eat those things.

Al talked about how she had been on for 3 hours and Libby said what do you talk about for so long? AL said she chats and answers questions so Libby said I'll answer some questions. She talked about makeup and showed off a drawing of hers. She seems pretty chill. Her dad interrupted to say something and a someone left this hilarious comment (pic related) lol.


Earlier someone asked Libby if she thought Dana was pretty and Libby said she only saw Dana once but thinks everyone is pretty. AL said she thinks Dana is pretty. I thought it was shitty that AL read that particular question out loud though, she should have left Libby out of all that.

They were all talking about Libbys dad even the commenters were making dad jokes and someone in the comments knew his name. That freaked out Libby a bit and AL told her they probably found his name through facebook. AL didn't seem too bothered and said she thought about getting rid of her facebook but she gets all her news from there.

Al said she had been on for nearly 4 hours but that's way better than 10 hours at her old job. Someone brought up DVTs and AL said that you can get those from sitting too long as she explained to Libby like sitting at school for 8 hours a day. She completely forget that people walk throughout the building during school hours to get to their classes which is way more activity than AL gets on the average day.

AL told Libby her date last night was good but her new crush moves slow like molasses. She said she's liking that but it's very different from what she's used to. They were playing smash or pass from suggestions in the comments and AL found a way to mention that when she was bisexual she liked black guys but that was in highschool. Libby said she would like to visit Kentucky to see them and meet their new friends. AL mentioned to Libby that she could meet you know who. Libby called the guy she was referring to a gross redneck and said he tastes like cigarettes. AL said spill the tea and asked if she kissed him? Libby said he was pushy and she felt taken advantage of saying how gross he tasted. Libby said he could be seen in ALs moving out video. AL kept asking questions about the type of kiss and Libby said I don't want to talk about it he's gross.


Libby seemed surprised and curious that you can get paid from younow and AL said she'd tell her how much you can earn from bars later. People in the comments were suggesting that Libby could do youtube or younow but Libby is not sure what she would do that would be entertaining. She talked about the kinds of comments AL gets and isn't sure how she would deal with that. AL told Libby that she gets recognized in public all the time and that she loves it. People in the comments were saying that Peter Monn came on and is talking crap about AL and Destiny, AL said she wanted receipts. I've heard of that guy but never seen any of his videos before. Someone said Trisha was on younow too and she would guest with AL if she would just say hi. AL freaked out and said I can't, I wouldn't know what to say. Libby was encouraging her to talk to Trisha but AL said I need to go, I have stuff to do. So as AL finally got off of younow she said it wasn't because of Trisha sempai noticing her and that she really does have things to do like walk Twinkie and eat.
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Thank you! I've been hoping someone would post summaries as I cannot deal with the "sassy talk". It's almost as bad as the manosphere chipmunk vids. :heart-empty:

I've watched some of Peter Monn's vids before... I don't know if it's all flamboyant gayness or flamboyant gayness mixed with coke.
 
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wahhhmbulance said:
Can't stand Peter Monn tbh, he's basically a white trash version of Michael Buckley. He claims to be all about the positivity, but in reality is as much of a bottom feeder as all the rest of the trailer park vloggers following Amy Slaton and ALR.
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Monn, Rich Lux and all of those bottom drama channel feeders are fucking awful. Two faced drama whores.

FatFuckingClown said:
Never thought I'd live to see the day that I'd see the words "AL", "spam", and "feed" in the same sentence. Thank you. :heart-full:
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That gave me a good laugh.
 
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