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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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It has long been speculated that he makes Nikki park out front because she dare not sully the public image of his non-existent garage. Only the rustang and his gay dirtbikes are permitted to occupy the holy "car port". No one to my knowledge has ever confirmed nor denied the existence of a lezmobile.
Funny as it is to rag on the guy's bodily proportions, he is definitely solidly 5'10". Source: just trust me bro. It is possible that his height is shrinking by being hunched over the damned phone all the time.
All in all - I don't know how much time you've ever spent in Wisconsin - but fat drunk retards with basic bitch haircuts and ill-fitting clothes aren't exactly a rarity to see in public.
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How much would one need to pay Mark Borchardt to have him direct a film about Fatrick's miserable existence?
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I fucking love when a recent Pat tweet sends me down a rabbit hole and I dig up something older.
I love this tweet. It's so dense. There's so much going on, everywhere you look. This is why Pat's my favorite lolcow.
Bonus pre-Norm/11 tweets:
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Also, fat.
Asshurt because his faucet cock can't satisfy everybody, so he resorts to have black folks fart in his wife's vagina instead. Also, gross.
Nooooouuu, chilllllddd!!! It is you who is the Nazi cumstain that don't even listen to the right politics and my facts! I'm so sohryyyyy that you're soooo stupid, child!
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Patrick Tomlinson appears to be counselling or procuring felony harassment, since inevitably such victims do get frightening, anonymous calls.
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He is literally telling people to cyberstalk a sitting judge
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He'd have to be, stationary prey is the only kind Rick can keep up with. After all we have seen Rick. Seen Rick run. Run, Rick, run.
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Another friendly fire incident involving political firebrand Patrick S. Tomlinson.
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Hell yeah, I can’t wait for him to jump in and inform them they’re speaking with a criminal cyberstalker, call them both stupid and gullible, and get increasingly angry when they don’t block Kyle and “I’m so sorry”
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Shout it from the rooftops, Patrick. Let every glowie hear:
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I'm sure the IDF will be very interested in all the things he has to say about Golem.
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All this talk of Golems, I would say there IS a resemblance...
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Harmony Korinne could have another Gummo on his hands, if he includes some of the Patpack.
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The skin's too lifelike
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By which I assume you mean not dripping in enough oil to make the Exxon Valdez look like a minor oppsie doodle.
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Well he did clarify that, yes, he will be killing law enforcement who attempt to enter his home.
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Unless he's branching out into chorizo, it's of course never going to come up. He's just making big talk hoping to impress the internet. But we already knew that, here's hoping the judge sees things differently.