Ernest Tomlinson / Pnictogen Wing / The Pnictogen System / Chara Dreemurr / Kara Dreamer / monophylos / Chelydros / Undertale LARPer - Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"

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He is posting this selfie as "Frisk", his own dead brother.

Ernest Tomlinson is a 51-year-old fat, unemployed gay Communist furry who sits in a Seattle house full of other furry Twitter/Bluesky Communists and pretends to be a "multiple system" that includes multiple Undertale characters and his own dead brother, who he will sometimes pretend to be while talking insane nonsense about topics he doesn't understand on Bluesky (and previously on X). All these characters have different genders and most have neopronouns. He is also VERY SMART. As you read this thread, keep in mind that we are not discussing an attention-seeking teenage girl on 2010-era Tumblr, we are discussing a 51-year-old man with a Masters degree in Chemistry.

Ernest has been on the edge of the Farms' radar for a while as an orbiter of another unemployed obese middle-aged man who acts like a teenage girl on the internet: Lou Gagliardi. Lou is such an extraordinarily obnoxious, abusive and unpleasant person that the only people who can stand to be friends with him are either thoroughly dysfunctional or batshit insane, and Ernest is both. Ernest finally went from a satellite orbiting Lou's diabetic planet to a fully-fledged lolcow through his ludicrous and deranged one-way feud with another notorious social media leftist idiot, Will Stancil. More on that, and his other spats with z-list Twitter e-celebrities, later on.

A quick clarification here that "Undertale Larper" isn't a name he uses himself (self-awareness not exactly being one of his strengths) but is how Kiwis usually refer to him. I can't cover all his stupidity in this OP as the LouGags thread has been following his antics for years, but if you search "Larper" in the Lou Gagliardi thread you will find his pompous logorrhoea splattered over your screen like the toilets in a Taco Bell.

Now of course "multiple systems" are not real, and nobody has Undertale characters living in their head. Nor does it seem likely that he has DID, because that is an amnesic and dissociative condition caused by extreme trauma*, and, once again, does not involve having fucking videogame characters in your head. But that does not mean that Ernest is sane. Far from it. Ernest is completely fucking unhinged in multiple ways, and my personal view is that his popular Farms-bestowed "Undertale LARPer" moniker is inaccurate. LARPers know they are pretending, whereas I believe that Ernest holds his utterly batshit views in, well, earnest. And to find out why, I had to read over 6000 words of pretentious self-important word-salad under the title of "How Undertale Swapped My Gender" so you had better be fucking grateful.

Dissociative Identity Disorder is a real condition, but almost none of the online DID crowd actually have it. Sometimes to cope with *very* extreme trauma, the psyche will suppress the memory of the inciting event to make the patient functional in situations that may trigger that trauma. Obviously someone who has traumatic memories is going to be very different from one who doesn't, so this presents as a "shift" of personality. As an example of a case I know, a woman in the entertainment business had to work with a man who repeatedly raped her for a number of years and couldn't quit or report it to anyone because her career would have been toast. So when she was at work, she "shifted" into a personality that had no memory of the assaults, only remembering that her boss was her rapist when she got home. You will note the distinct lack of videogame characters, dragons or Tumblr genders in this story. All "personalities" in DID are you, just with a different set of memories.

Ernest's Cast List

It is harder than you might expect to come up with a definitive list of Ernest's "headmates", because over time some have appeared, disappeared or changed gender, some are spelled differently at different times and may or may not be the same character, and some are deities and anime characters that he says he talks to, but it's not clear if he thinks they live in his head or whether they just come over every now and again to drink beer and watch the game. He often contradicts himself and many of his headmates have near-identical names that seem to swap over frequently. Ernest himself admits it is "poorly mapped" and none of the lists he himself has made include all the ones he has mentioned over the years. But this is a wild stab at it:

- Chara Tomlinson - This is Ernest himself, physically. He's a woman, you see, and an Undertale character, of course.
- Monophylos/Mono the Unicorn - This is Ernest's fursona, but also seems to be an alter.
- Kris Dreemurr - Undertale Character. This is Ernest's "host", which is different to "Chara".
- Princess Asriel Dreemurr/Dreamer - Undertale Character, shares the "soul" of a human with "Kara", but is married to "Chara".
- Kara/Chara Dreamer - Ernest is not exactly clear if these are the same character or not. My best guess is Kara is the human form and Chara is, I don't fucking know, a llama or something.
- Toriel - Another Undertale character and the mother of Frisk and Asriel.
- Alyx Woodward, who is the daughter of (two of?) his characters and also the "science officer" of the "system". Also a horse.
- Frisk - This is Ernest's dead brother, who threw himself off a bridge in 2006. Now a they/them and a "Mx".
- Kel the Dragon - has xey/xem pronouns.
- Pim the Dragon - Kel's sister. Letting the side down by having boring she/her pronouns.
- Guts from Bezerk - Apparently he's here too. He doesn't say anything. He just stands around, presumably brooding, broodily.
- J.J. Hunsecker - The villain from the 1957 film "Sweet Smell of Success". Played by Burt Lancaster. May be a joke. Look, trying to make sense of all this makes me feel concussed, this is my 4th draft of this section and I'm only going to expend so much effort interpreting the often-contradictory delusions of a brain-damaged lunatic. If you think you can do better, you're welcome to read through 8+ years of Ernest's ravings and post it in this thread, just be warned that you'll probably have a stroke long before you understand any of it.


Ernest has always been a gay autistic furry weirdo, but up until his late 30s he seemed at least to be a functional adult. He had a successful academic career, culminating in an MS in Chemistry from the University of Washington in 2012. His only work outside of academia was working for General Biodiesel, turning used cooking oil into fuel. However he was fired from this job after 8 months for being "unreliable". Ernest's explanation for his firing was that his boss was jealous of his ability and talent, because of course, it couldn't be Ernest's fault at all. You would think that such a manifest scientific genius would have no problem getting new employment, right?

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No idea why his boss looked like he wanted to throw a wrench at his head all the time. Must have been jealousy.

Well apparently every other industrial chemist in the country was jealous too, because his LinkedIn lists his subsequent employment as "Homemaker", living in a shitty mid-century house in the run-down Rainier Beach area of Seattle. Ernest now lives with two other Internet Communists, a pet lizard, and of course his headful of fictional characters, dragons and deceased relatives. Sadly despite this being the ideal setup for a wacky sitcom, the only creative output produced from the house is thousands and thousands of idiotic internet posts. Ernest's actually real housemates are Daria "imhkr" Ambrose, an inconsequential post-op troon who posts inane bullshit about videogames on Bluesky all day and Daniel "gravislizard" Thompson, a moderately well-known Twitter Commie and retrotech Youtuber who is severely letting the side down by not being transgender, co-owning the house they live in AND having a 6-figure income from his YouTube and Patreon, this income enabling the other two to sit around and jerk themselves off on Bluesky all day. They first came to the Farms' attention in 2018, in this helpful post in the Antifa Furry thread. These three idiots are of course a throuple, with Ernest and Daria engaging in unspeakable activities while Daniel goes out to actually work. I would say that makes Daniel the loser of the three, but then again I would rather spend my entire life doing literally any job if it would keep me from having to insert my dangly bits into a pink-haired troon's stinkditch, so I dunno. The house is purchased rather than rented, the source of the funds coming at least in part from Ernest's inheritance after his father died in about 2013.

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These three men fuck.
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See? You're welcome.


Daniel Thompson is also a pretty successful retrotech Youtuber (200k subs) who goes by the name of "Cathode Ray Dude". Our own @Barry Williams does a deep dive into him in the Personal Lolcows (Furry Edition) thread here, (as well as someone else posting him to the "Youtubers teetering on the edge of cowdom" thread here) where it emerged that he had been trying to keep his "Gravis the Lizard" fursona and the CRD identity separate before he stopped bothering and let his freak flag fly, including dropping his own piss and scat fetishes (which the other two presumably indulge).

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He seems to be using Daria's fivehead as a second monitor.

And of course he had an "after dark" Twitter account where he posted his flabby nudes. Most Kiwis who are aware of his content say that he knows his stuff and can be interesting, but is prone to random political sperging and waving pride flags around. So if you're a fan of his, now you know he is sexually attracted to poopy lizard buttholes.

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So no sooner do we spin off Ernest from Lou Gagliardi's thread than it turns out he has his own sub-cow orbiting him in turn, like some kind of diabetic lolcow orrery.

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Ernest decided that he wanted to be a writer in the furry fandom. However, as we will discover with his social media postings, Ernest can't write for shit. He posted on furaffinity for a while before deciding that Dragoneer was some kind of Microaggressor and moved to weasyl. On both sites, as well as his DeviantArt, Ernest whined that his inane ramblings didn't get enough attention and that this was, of course, the site's fault for being defective not his appalling (even for a furry) lack of writing ability. He also made a name for himself on the furtopia forums under the username "monophylos", developing a reputation as a narcissistic know-it-all and tosser of tedious word salads.

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Weasyl must have been jealous too.

The question is, of course, is Ernest's writing as bad as Jake Alley's? I would say it's close. Whilst Ernest's output lacks Jake's grating and condescending attempts at folksy charm, it is just as long-winded as Jake's and extremely dry and boring, as well as incredibly pretentious, self-indulgent and pseudo-intellectual. Jake thinks he is being humble as he brags about his (lack of) achievements, Ernest doesn't bother with humility and constantly tells you how smart he is. You can sample his most infamous post, "How Undertale Swapped My Gender" here. For those with the good sense to not read this sort of thing, a basic summary of this 5000 word diatribe (with an additional 1200 in a linked livejournal) is as follows:

- He wasn't into fanfiction before he played Undertale
- After Undertale he wrote literally hundreds of thousands of words of Undertale fanfiction
- He created an autobiographical Unicorn fursona (because he is different and special)
- He "fully fell in love" with the character Toriel
- He then had a "vision" (hallucination) while under the influence of cannabis in which he met a dragon called Kel, who he realised was actually him, I think (it's not very coherent, even when another 1200 word tract on LiveJournal, complete with Latin title, tries to explain it)
- He then started abusing psychedelics until he "met" a load of Undertale characters while tripping, and they moved permanently into his head.
- His girl(?)friend, on hearing him blather about all this, dumped him. Bearing in mind that this person used shi/hir pronouns, what he had to say must have been totally fucking insane to drive away a neopronoun genderspecial.
- He would take LSD and listen to the Undertale soundtrack on repeat in order to "meet" characters from the game and other weird entities with nonsensical pronouns.
- After a while he didn't need to take the drugs to hallucinate these entities any more, indicating that he was starting to hallucinate while sober, an incurable condition known as Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder, more commonly known as being an "acid casualty".
- Despite being a "scientist", he decided to get into magick and occultism to commune with these entities, which were almost certainly the manifestations of irreversible drug-induced brain damage. This included "communing" with a number of deities from the Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Hindu and Norse pantheons, as well as Allah. But not Jesus, because Ernest *hates* Christianity.
- Like Jake Alley, he is also really into Kamen Rider. Huh.
- He then decided he was actually an Undertale character called "Mx Chara Dreemurr" (as obnoxious as this sounds, this is in fact a canon character, and a child to boot), who is a they/them, so he decided he was a woman now. Because reasons. Holy shit this man can't write. Anyway, his "egg" was cracked on the 15th May 2017, while he was (of course) playing Undertale. He was 41 fucking years old while doing this, by the way.
- He also admits that his female persona is based on his ex-girl(?)friend, the one who dumped him over his Undertale obsession, making him one of the sizeable collection of troons who skinwalk their ex-partners (such as the equally insane Sinseer, a man who logged 16,000 hours in Fallout 76 cosplaying as his ex-wife).

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Fuck you, Ernest. FUCK you.

The most notorious of Ernest's headmates, however, is his own brother, who committed suicide by throwing himself off a bridge in 2006. So, in a somehow even creepier echo of CWC adding Bob Chandler to CwCville, Ernest added his own dead brother to his own collection of personalities. Whilst it is very sad to see someone cope with grief and loss in such an incredibly unhealthy and maladaptive way, it is hard to maintain that level of sympathy when you see Ernest insists on giving his brother they/them pronouns and insisting that he "prefers their new sense of identity to their old one" while pretending to be him on the internet. The sheer level of narcissism required to believe that your brother would not have taken their own life if only they'd lived in your head and changed their pronouns is peak Ernest. When you read Ernest's output, bear in mind that any posts signed "Frisk" are Ernest pretending to be him, and I have to admit that despite all my years of paddling around the internet's most rancid sewers in search of particularly funny-shaped turds, this is something that I have never encountered before. Here he is having an online conversation between an Undertale character and his dead brother, pretending to be both, presuming to know why he died, as well as chiding someone who is talking about suicide by saying "Um, Ackshully, I really DID commit suicide once, so therefore I know more about this than you. Did I mention that I'm VERY SMART?" I thought I'd seen everything on the internet but holy fucking shit:


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We're not gonna make it, are we? Humans, I mean.

Ernest's reasoning for his brother's suicide? Being made to read "Flowers for Algernon" at school

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"Flowers for Algernon" is about the tragedy of losing your mental faculties.
Ernest then went on to permanently nuke his mind with LSD. It's like pottery.

Ernest decided that Social Media needed his brain-damaged opinions more than he needed gainful employment and became a Twitter addict, racking up over 90,000 tweets until Eeeeeeelon did a heckin' transphobia and he fled (along with his housemates) to Bluesky in 2023. Bluesky, of course, is a notorious leftist hugbox where people (and collections of videogame characters) can exist free of the constant existential threat to life created by people who slightly disagree with them. Ernest, though, found this difficult. How can you prove that you are the smartest dragon-unicorn-dead-brother in the room without arguing with lesser people with lesser opinions, who don't have such valuable life experience as 8 months turning Groundskeeper Willie's Retirement Grease into tractor fuel before getting fired? So Ernest threw himself into arguing with everyone about literally anything, and such was his brain-damaged argumentation style that he has (at time of writing) been blocked by over 1700 people and ended up on 47 blocklists, some of the names of which will give some clue as to the sheer incoherent, self-important aggression of his takes:

- "Jerks"
- "Go Back to Twitter" ("Nazis and their kinfolk")
- "Leftists Who Need To Touch Grass"
- "Not Worth It"
- "Garbage People"
- "Users who have used the R word" (he's on multiple lists for this, the horror!)
- "Bad vibes"
- "Horseshoed Extremists"
- "Blueanon Conspiracy Theorists"
- "Jesse Singal Derangement Syndrome"
- "KNOWN Nazis, Bigots, Racists, Transphobes, MAGAs etc."
- "Twitter Scolds"
- "Incapable of critical thought"
- "Annoying"

Ernest posts *constantly*. I checked just now (3:26AM his time) and he has posted 51 times in the last two hours, in this instance pontificating at length about his theory that capitalism and the heat death of the universe are related because capitalism is entropy (but Communism isn't somehow) and that he knows this because he is VERY SMART, before ranting for 90 minutes about how decreased measles vaccination rates are caused by Christianity, (even though there was just as much Christianity, maybe more, in the USA when vaccination rates were higher), and how carbon-based fuels (such as the ones he spent his "career" manufacturing) are bad, just like Will Stancil* and Hilary Clinton, and Elon Musk who Wired and New Scientist should have stopped by presumably reversing the second law of thermodynamics.

*In the business, we call this foreshadowing

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Just to prove I'm not lying about the above because holy shit.

This is what he does all day every day. He is also one of those infuriating people who peppers their prose with pointless hashtags, seemingly on random words. I mean look at this shit - also look at what he is saying and how self-important it is (while saying that you need either ideology or religion to become an academic, this coming from a man who spent nearly a decade studying hard science, but that's ok he's able to "embrace" academia because he presumably met Allah on one of his trips. He isn't a Muslim, Allah is just another God from his schizophrenic internal pantheon along with all the dead relatives and videogame characters. Or maybe Allah is the final boss of Undertale, I haven't played it myself).

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What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings.

So as a case study, let's use the example that broke him into the mainstream, his bizarre and incoherent rant at Will Stancil. For those unaware, Stancil is a hardcore neoliberal Twitter idiot and unsuccessful political candidate best known for losing a months-long Twitter war against rightoid author Steve Sailer that he both started and sustained, accidentally giving the latter huge amounts of publicity for his book and attracting a small army of trolls who seized upon the genius strategy of pretending to be Nazis and "supporting" Stancil's deranged calls for throwing his opponents into re-education camps and hailing him as the harbinger of the Fourth Reich, much to his incoherent fury. Basically Stancil is one of the internet's biggest laughing stocks and punching bags, but Ernest's repeated deranged crashouts at him made Stancil look positively sane.

The latest interaction begins here, with Stancil posting a meme. Not a very interesting or good meme, but a meme. This fucking ENRAGES Ernest, who appears under the impression that using memes and, horror of horrors, HAVING A MEME FOLDER means you are a Nazi. Only Nazis use memes, because that is something that brain-damaged furries believe, and he asks Stancil if he has memes with swastikas in them. Stancil's confused response only sets Ernest off further, as he takes this as proof and an admission that Stancil is in fact a bigoted Nazi, because he wouldn't deny having any swastika memes, only express befuddlement at the question. He describes these truths as "self-evident."

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I mean it doesn't make much sense to me but then I didn't spend years blasting my brain with hallucinogens until I thought I was a videogame.

Ernest then launches into a deranged attack on Stancil and his supporters, "from a position of far superior education and academic knowledge", calls Stancil a "bully" (even though Stancil has barely ever acknowledged his existence) and threatens to show him a picture of his Computer Science diploma (which presumably has been awarded to an Undertale character), before making a wild swing from attacking Stancil's support for AI to calling him racist, based on nothing, and talking about how George Orwell warned about AI despite writing 1984 at a time when most computers used valves. He then says that Stancil (who has been ignoring him throughout) called him "insane" which is NOT SCIENTIFIC (unlike the Undertale characters and autistic xey/xem dragons that live in his head, who are presumably peer-reviewed). He then says that everyone should watch a Lars von Trier movie because they are for VERY SMART people like him who pretend to be videogame characters on the internet and compares himself to Dylan Thomas. I must admit I've not read all of Dylan Thomas' poems, so maybe there's one where he talks about how he met Allah while off his tits on weed and shrooms, but I'm not a cultured academic like Ernest and must live my life in ignorance. He twice threatens to delete his account, of course. Even fucking LOU GAGLIARDI, a man who spends every waking minute threatening to kill people on Disqus, tells him to calm down at one point.

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Lou Gagliardi being cast as the voice of reason is like Gilbert Gottfried being cast as the voice of Barry White

The crashout continues over the next few hours, as he describes Stancil as a FAKE intellectual, and compares him to fundamentalist Christians, who, er, are anti-intellectual. He then describes the purpose of academia as "quite simply the pursuit of #truth, empirically verifiable truth", which anyone not gifted with the deities of various religions living in their head will recognise as a definition of science, not academia. He then says that Hillary Clinton and Will Stancil don't believe in absolute truth, and that makes them right-wing bigots*, and that the point of academia is consensus, apparently. He goes on to say that everyone should be judged as an individual, not on the basis of their demographics, which you will note as being a position overwhelmingly held by right-wingers. He then complains that Will Stancil calls everyone he hates "insane" (I think it's just you, buddy) and is a white supremacist. He also complains that white supremacist bigots (like Will Stancil) over-react to criticism, something he says 3 hours into a deranged crashout caused by someone calling him "insane". He then asserts that Will Stancil is going to try to SWAT him because he exposed his "intellectual bankruptcy" in order to protect his "meal ticket" of being laughed at on the internet. (One of the best-known and funniest things about Will Stancil is that he doesn't make any money from his posting and just does it out of love of being wrong on the internet).

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Look, you might think I'm doing a very bad job of describing his argument here, but read this shit for yourself and I dare you to try to come up with anything more coherent.

Ernest is so wrong about this it's almost comical. He says that right-wingers divide people up into categories and deny absolute truth, whereas that is 100% a description of postmodernism, which all post-war Western leftist thought has as its fundamental academic underpinning. The whole point of the modern leftist ideologies to which he claims to subscribe is that everyone's experience of truth is different and based on their gender, race, economic class etc. The idea that objective "Ding an Sich" reality can be directly experienced has been dismissed by philosophers since at least Kant. But what do I know, I'm not addressing this "from a position of far superior education and academic knowledge", a head full of pixel children and 8 months' experience of refining the leftovers from the Burger King grill pan.

Probably the "Highlight" of Ernest's endless assault on reality was his brief attempt to show that he was VERY SMART and MUCH SMARTER than everyone's favourite dishevelled benzo king, Jordan Peterson. JBP may have a PhD, but he doesn't know as much about science as our boy Ernest, because Ernest knows more about everything than everyone. Oddly enough, this did not go entirely to plan:

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Of course Ernest would never say anything "pompous".

Another target of Ernest's ire is popular fantasy author and Christian, C.S. Lewis. Ernest launched into one of his trademark incoherent ramblings against the author and decided to tag in every C.S. Lewis fanpage on Twitter, then seemed genuinely shocked that they didn't roll over and agree with him that they were totally wrong about their favourite author and that a failed Chemist who can't tell the difference between reality and videogames clearly was VERY SMART and knew more than them about the topic they had spent their entire lives studying. He even described his diatribe as "Mono the Unicorn and I" (these being his fursona and whatever Undertale character he was that day) "unloading bombs" onto Lewis.

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Top quote from all that:

"Yes, I was throwing a Molotov cocktail, but I feel as though academics ought to expect those and be able to withstand them." - A man who fled Twitter because people were now permitted to disagree with him.

Lou Gagliardi responded by claiming to have read the Silmarillion five times, which is unlikely given that Lou's usual taste in literature consists of the cooking instructions on his favourite spaghetti sauce.

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Why does Ernest hate C.S. Lewis?

Buckle in, because this one's a doozy. Credit to @Solid Snek and @kazuhiro for puzzling this one out:

Ernest has a particularly virulent hatred not so much for the Narnia books for which Lewis is best known (though of course he hates those too), but an earlier, more obscure Science Fantasy series known as the "Space Trilogy". The Trilogy had more explicit Christian themes than Lewis' later works, but advanced Kiwi autism revealed that this is not the cause of his ire. No, it is the fact that the Trilogy makes use of several characters from Arthurian myth, as well as interpolations of some historical French figures such as Jeanne D'Arc and Gilles de Rais. Ernest is mad, so mad that he has written over 100,000 words sperging out about his hatred of Lewis, because these versions of the characters aren't the same as the ones from the Fate series of anime hentai RPGs, who Ernest talks to in his head and are, in his view, the "real" versions of the characters. Yes, really. He's mad at C.S. Lewis, who died half a century before the Fate games appeared, for writing versions of what in many cases are fictional characters anyway that are different from the hallucinations in his head. As a notable example, the Fate games feature a gender-swapped version of Gilles de Rais as an edgy yandere waifu, whereas the real de Rais was a prolific child rapist and serial killer. But that's clearly wrong, Ernest's 21st Century anime goonerbait waifu is obviously the "real" version (of someone who, let's be clear, really existed and was extensively documented and studied), and this is worth a lifelong vendetta against a well-respected author, including a prolonged harassment campaign against a number of contemporary Lewis scholars.

In conclusion, Ernest is VERY SMART, and he knows this because the videogame characters, deities, horses, dragons, dead relatives and Guts from Bezerk that live in his head told him so.


https://www.weasyl.com/~chelydros - http://archive.is/lI88y
https://monophylos.deviantart.com/ - http://archive.is/u66eN
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chelydros - http://archive.is/UKqD9
https://monophylos.tumblr.com/ - http://archive.is/8BKRw
https://www.weasyl.com/~monophylos - http://archive.is/Jg9ww
https://www.facebook.com/ernest.tomlinson.3 - http://archive.is/c47YE
friends - http://archive.is/rY7cI
photos - http://archive.is/RCrB4
https://www.tumblr.com/mx-chara-dreamer
https://www.tumblr.com/the-pnictogen-wing
https://www.tumblr.com/thepnictogenwing
https://www.tumblr.com/kris-and-the-pnictogens
https://web.archive.org/web/20250107200657/https://cohost.org/pnictogen-wing
https://web.archive.org/web/20250106155436/https://cohost.org/pnictogen-horses
https://pnictogen-wing.dreamwidth.org/
https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Pnictogen_Wing/profile
https://pingthread.com/author/PnictogenWing
https://www.lesswrong.com/users/the-pnictogen-wing

And some old Twitter threads:
https://threadreaderapp.com/search?q=pnictogen
 
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Great thread @Spunt. What's with all these trannies having DID? (Or better phrased, why do they all pretend to have it?).
Why have one super-special identity when you can have ALL of them? And better yet, having all these identities at once makes you even more special, like being meta-special, PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE

Also when you fuck up and upset someone you can say your headmate did it. Lou Gagliardi did that once, then had the headmate concerned "commit suicide" to avoid accountability. Shit was cash.
 
Why have one super-special identity when you can have ALL of them? And better yet, having all these identities at once makes you even more special, like being meta-special, PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE

Also when you fuck up and upset someone you can say your headmate did it. Lou Gagliardi did that once, then had the headmate concerned "commit suicide" to avoid accountability. Shit was cash.
:fatpat: No stalker child, I did not fart in my wife's vagina, it was actually my headmate. Wait for the knock.

Michael Goldstein Rogers also did the same shit where he'd just say one of his headmates was responsible for some of the shit he said or did.
 
Another thing to bring up about DID is that it's nearly impossible to figure out you have it without medical intervention due to the amnesiac nature of the condition. Most cases of legitimate DID will initially seek out help for something like depression or PTSD, and anyone who self assigns themselves the label without medical intervention is inherently full of shit.
 
Thanks, Spunt! Good to see people are enjoying our pal Larper so far.

Any chance we could get a mention of his brief fight with Jordan Peterson? That was probably his life's peak achievement, for better or worse.
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Also, note for people just reading up on Ernest for the first time: "Undertale LARPer" is not one of his official screennames, but IS the most commonly used nickname for him on the Lou Gagliardi thread.

Online, he mostly goes by Pnictogen Wing these days (which appears to be a reference to a group of chemical elements, which I assume he may have worked with back during his school days, or during his brief experiment in being a gainfully employed worker), but if you want to read past commentary on him, searching "LARPer" on Lou's thread will bring up tons of posts.
 
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Ernest Tomlinson is a 51-year-old fat, unemployed gay Communist furry who sits in a Seattle house full of other furry Twitter/Bluesky Communists and pretends to be a "multiple system" that includes multiple Undertale characters and his own dead brother, who he will sometimes pretend to be while talking insane nonsense about topics he doesn't understand on Bluesky (and previously on X). All these characters have different genders and most have neopronouns. He is also VERY SMART. As you read this thread, keep in mind that we are not discussing an attention-seeking teenage girl on 2010-era Tumblr, we are discussing a 51-year-old man with a Masters degree in Chemistry.
This remake of Final Fantasy 7 house is looking a bit different today. Least surprising part of it is that this is an Undertale shitter is a troon, lmfao
Great thread, and a look into how fatrick will look and act when he troons out. I wonder who, or what, will be his headmate?
 
Falling for SStancil, lol.
Seems like he's pissed off at mainstream Dems in general, because they're trying to moderate and recapture 51% of the population (which is their fucking job).
Honestly, Ernest and his buddies in the Lousphere have been like this for years, even before mainstream Dems turned on the tranny left. The sperging against the likes of Hillary and Stancil has been getting worse since Election Defeat '24, but I don't think they've ever found a politician "leftwing enough" for them. Hell, even John Fetterman (a new "outsider Democrat" senator from PA who was often compared to AOC, and was Lou's mancrush for over a year) is Literally Hitler so far as they're concerned, and irrc the reason they turned on him in the first place was because he'd made an offhand remark about NOT wanting to kill all Republicans.

I can basically guarantee that if Mao Zedong had a Bluesky, Larper would be calling him a far-right Nazi conservative.

For all the bragging he does about his intellect, Larper has never really tried to understand politics on any level beyond teenaged fuck-you-mom angst; "conservative", for Larper, means nothing more than "somebody who won't give me exactly what I want, for free, at any time".
 
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The rant where LARPer was talking about C.S. Lewis was pretty amazing, too. IIRC it started as "hot take" criticism of Narnia, then went off on a Googleshng of how C.S. Lewis scholars are conspiring against society, with a lot of references to other works that sounded important but actually went nowhere. And he got responses from some relatively normal literature-enjoyers who didn't realize they were talking to a crazy person until too late.

I'd only been half paying attention to him, in the context of a Lou ass-patter, before I read that.
 
Updated - I've added his slapfight with Jordan Peterson and his word vomit about CS Lewis (I'm not reading all that bullshit but you're welcome to), as well as some other bits and pieces.

I'm still looking for:

- More of his old Twitter postings before he nuked his account
- Any archived postings from his old "monophylos" accounts on furry forums
- His spats with Matt Yglesias and Jesse Singal (and any others)
- Anything else significant I've missed
 
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