Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

Pooner is saving herself for steamy rotdog sex, unfortunately I believe this means she will remain a virgin for life. I wonder what she'll do with her witch powers once she reaches 40.
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How'd she type this with no fingers?

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

You can't achieve that sense of feeling with a rotdog either. To all intents and purposes, a rotdog is a dildo- just one made out of necrotic arm flesh that's permanently attached to you (at least until such time as the stitching comes loose and it drops off like MJ's nose).

Do these people really have this little of an understanding about the life-changing surgeries they want so badly? This is basic shit that anyone considering this surgery should be aware of.

B-b-buttttt muh nerve hookup!!!!!!!

 

[米津玄師]

Pooner is saving herself for steamy rotdog sex, unfortunately I believe this means she will remain a virgin for life. I wonder what she'll do with her witch powers once she reaches 40.
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The poor lesbian/gay guy who's gonna get this shoved in their face and then told to suck on it...

 

[Nigger Respecter]

They switch between this and claiming if they entered a men's bathroom they would totally be raped then thrown out because of how well they pass.

It’s hard to tell what they want more: the masturbatory thrill from women being terrified of their presence, or the masturbatory thrill of being raped in the men’s bathroom

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It’s hard to tell what they want more: the masturbatory thrill from women being terrified of their presence, or the masturbatory thrill of being raped in the men’s bathroom

It's some sort of cuckoo fetish; the idea of being so good at being a woman that they're just better than biological women, so biological women are intimidated while simultaneously cis men turn into rape apes around them.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

It's some sort of cuckoo fetish; the idea of being so good at being a woman that they're just better than biological women, so biological women are intimidated while simultaneously cis men turn into rape apes around them.

Ah, the hubris of man

 

[Sandshrew]

One of the funniest part about trannies is their obsession with "passing." Like real women dont have to worry about "passing", they just are. We should start sending trannies to El Salvador, they wanna be women? The can make themselves useful to some inmates then..

They seem to think that "gender" works the same way for non-delusional people as it does for them.

I get told that because I don't have any emotional strong attachment to being feminine or a woman and that I don't have a meltdown over being "misgendered", that I must actually be "agender nonbinary", since clearly "cis" people act the same way as trans people! I honestly prefer being assumed to be a man online because it's just more convenient and easier to avoid creeps. I've never "IT'S MA'AM"d any internet strangers, since I am actually female and don't care.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Like any other dude I have the fantasy of tackling an active shooter but obviously that's not realistic.

I… don’t have the fantasy of tackling an active shooter.

 

[CheesyBoy]

You won't get that sensation with a rotdog either. To all intents and purposes, a rotdog is a dildo- just a particularly gruesome one made out of necrotic arm flesh that's permanently attached to you (at least until such time as the stitching comes loose and it drops off like MJ's nose).

Do these people really have this little of an understanding about the life-changing surgeries they want so badly? This is basic shit that anyone considering this surgery should be aware of.

Doctors really need to start explaining to patients the difference between a real penis and the Frankenstein monstrosities they're encouraging women to sew onto their crotches. Have they ever sat down and thought about why a penis is more sensitive than an arm?

 

[Sandshrew]

Doctors really need to start explaining to patients the difference between a real penis and the Frankenstein monstrosities they're encouraging women to sew onto their crotches. Have they ever sat down and thought about why a penis is more sensitive than an arm?

None of them actually care about the effect it'll have on the patient. They care about the sweet big paycheck they'll get from it. They see horrific results over and over, yet continue to do it.

 

[Barbenheimer]

Do these people really have this little of an understanding about the life-changing surgeries they want so badly? This is basic shit that anyone considering this surgery should be aware of.

Doctors really need to start explaining to patients the difference between a real penis and the Frankenstein monstrosities they're encouraging women to sew onto their crotches

Yes they have that little understanding and no they have no desire to do their research when anything that goes against what they want or think is labeled as transphobic. You can tell them exactly what turning their cock into a vagina produces and what tissue they use with the procedure and the side effects of that and they’ll say you’re a bigot- my favorite was someone looking to get the surgery not knowing what dilating was, asking on a trans sub, and having people confirm that yes it is indeed something that has to be done so the body won’t close up the open wound between their legs. They’re ill informed because they choose to be

And as another user said doctors won’t bring this up because some might get talked out of the procedure but more will get called transphobic and they’ll lose business. It’s like pigs to a slaughter except in this instance the pigs are happily paying to get slaughtered

 

[Syikeblade]

A gay man has a crush on a straight man and thinks becoming a tranny will give him a chance.
Also that last sentence is very telling if you understand how marxist and gnostics think.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/7f8c3Z6gBp

 

[Joe Shmoe]

One of the funniest part about trannies is their obsession with "passing." Like real women dont have to worry about "passing", they just are. We should start sending trannies to El Salvador, they wanna be women? The can make themselves useful to some inmates then..

Now I hate those MS-13 gangbangers as much as the next guy, but that has to be a bridge too far, cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Doublefrag]

becoming a tranny will give him a chance.

It's not exactly a far-fetched possibility. There are many straight guys who don't like men but are willing to give trans girls a chance.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

I… don’t have the fantasy of tackling an active shooter.

This is how you discover you’re on the first step to transitioning into a woman

 

[The Un-Clit]

It's not exactly a far-fetched possibility. There are many straight guys who don't like men but are willing to give trans girls a chance.

I think "many" is a tad high, friendo. And even of those het men who might fantasize about a raw night with a dickgirl, they are thinking like a smoking hot Thai ladyboy, not the gross crossdressers or the pitiful ruin that 95% of "trans girls" turn out to become.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Yes they have that little understanding and no they have no desire to do their research when anything that goes against what they want or think is labeled as transphobic. You can tell them exactly what turning their cock into a vagina produces and what tissue they use with the procedure and the side effects of that and they’ll say you’re a bigot- my favorite was someone looking to get the surgery not knowing what dilating was, asking on a trans sub, and having people confirm that yes it is indeed something that has to be done so the body won’t close up the open wound between their legs. They’re ill informed because they choose to be

And as another user said doctors won’t bring this up because some might get talked out of the procedure but more will get called transphobic and they’ll lose business. It’s like pigs to a slaughter except in this instance the pigs are happily paying to get slaughtered

Somewhere in here is screenshots of a woman asking Reddit something along the lines of "I can't help but notice all the ridiculous flesh tubes people are getting sewn onto them just kind of sit there looking ridiculous and not doing anything. This is because people are opting into the 'useless flesh tube' package, right? I want mine to actually work; do I pay extra for that? Should I mention it to the surgeon?".

That's my favorite one; presented with tons of examples of poor outcomes (because that's the only outcome) without a single one that pulls off what she's hoping for, she decided they must have just not really wanted a good one and surely if she just finds a bit of extra cash she'll get it.

They have no clue.

 

[Fapcop]

It's not exactly a far-fetched possibility. There are many straight guys who don't like men but are willing to give trans girls a chance.

Nah man. This is autismo thinking. Zero theory of mind.

“He likes women… Women wear dresses. If I wear a dress I will be a woman and can suck his dick!”

What you’re thinking about is chasers. They’re a category of their own. Yeah, some chasers are fags who don’t like being fags, but most are just straight men who got their sexual wires crossed.

You won't get that sensation with a rotdog either. To all intents and purposes, a rotdog is a dildo- just a particularly gruesome one made out of necrotic arm flesh that's permanently attached to you (at least until such time as the stitching comes loose and it drops off like MJ's nose).

Do these people really have this little of an understanding about the life-changing surgeries they want so badly? This is basic shit that anyone considering this surgery should be aware of.

Shit, I’ve seen pooners ask if their rotdog can ejaculate.

These chicks have no idea. Most of them are low level, low iq autists whose reasoning goes as this. “A penis penetrated during sex. If I put an erectile device in my rotdog it’ll be just like the real thing!”

 

[Sean Andalou]

When creeping sanity strikes, run to Reddit to get rid of it.

Reddit

I don't really know which way to flair this, so I'll just mark it as venting because it's also that but also discussion of sex?? Mods let me know if I flair'd it wrong and I'm deeply sorry if I did.

I know I don't even have a girlfriend, or that I haven't experienced sex before, but the thought of it makes me feel gross. I don't really mind what I have below deck, but the thought of making love to another woman when not having the same parts as her makes me feel like I'm a sexual fantasy, like I'm not really valid. Because I don't get to experience it the same way a cis woman would. It's stupid but I'm losing my mind over it and I know I don't want SRS but I can't stop thinking about this, and I really need to talk about this to anyone at this point.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Doctors really need to start explaining to patients the difference between a real penis and the Frankenstein monstrosities they're encouraging women to sew onto their crotches. Have they ever sat down and thought about why a penis is more sensitive than an arm?

These butchers don't earn money with honesty. They need to lie and make false promises otherwise the troon will run to another butcher. The truth doesn't matter because trannies can't handle the truth. They are completely delusional and only accept stuff that aligns with their gender delusions.

Tell the truth and the tranny gets offended and runs away. Lie and the tranny jumps on the operating table and tells their friends to get butchered by you too.