Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Cuntspiracy Man said:
Honestly, I'm still not 100% sure he was fucking Barb
Yes we have testimony from several parties, but the only two who could give it firsthand are Chris and Barb
Chris admitted to it, Barb didn't, that's 50/50 and the admission came from a guy who is known to chat shit and honestly thinks doing that would've been cool and impressive
I still think there's a good chance he did nothing to her, and an equally good chance he may have TRIED getting some action but couldn't so at most he gave her a few kisses and back rubs and then made up the rest
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Well, he sure wasn't astral projecting his soul into Barb's and letting them cuddle and bond like a loving mother with her precious baby boy.

Barb has no soul and Chris is a moron who fucked her, aka his own mother.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
Honestly, I'm still not 100% sure he was fucking Barb
Yes we have testimony from several parties, but the only two who could give it firsthand are Chris and Barb
Chris admitted to it, Barb didn't, that's 50/50 and the admission came from a guy who is known to chat shit and honestly thinks doing that would've been cool and impressive
I still think there's a good chance he did nothing to her, and an equally good chance he may have TRIED getting some action but couldn't so at most he gave her a few kisses and back rubs and then made up the rest
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IF (and that's a big if) Chris didn't rape Barb, he was coerced to believe he did, and that means he's so retarded that he admitted to the ""manipulated"" evidence, went to jail for almost 2 years and irreparably destroyed his online reputation (again). So even if he didn't rape, he deserves it for being this fucking stupid, going great lengths just to preserve his make believe worldview.

Honestly it doesn't even matters if he did or didn't. Barb is a bitch but I wouldn't wish this lovecraftian hellscape of a life to anyone.
 
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So Far So Good So What? said:
IF (and that's a big if) Chris didn't rape Barb, he was coerced to believe he did, and that means he's so retarded that he admitted to the ""manipulated"" evidence, went to jail for almost 2 years and irreparably destroyed his online reputation (again). So even if he didn't rape, he deserves it for being this fucking stupid, going great lengths just to preserve his make believe worldview.

Honestly it doesn't even matters if he did or didn't. Barb is a bitch but I wouldn't wish this lovecraftian hellscape of a life to anyone.
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I'm still not sure it was like rape-rape. I don't know, not being there myself I'll never know, but my gut feelings aren't often wrong.
Remember when Borb found out Chris banged that native hooker, and freaked out at him? Pretty sure Barb offered to fuck Chris, but I'd have to check the cwcki.
Barb was also his prom date.
If Barb is actually senile, and wasn't just hamming it up for ween bux when she was going on video for Chris to e-beg. Maybe I'd be willing to say that it might have been a consensual thing, if Barb's senility is just an act. Disgusting and wrong but consensual. If she' s as gone as she acted in the videos begging for money when she could barely string together sentences then no, it was for sure rape, because Barb probably had no idea what was even happening.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Pretty sure Barb offered to fuck Chris, but I'd have to check the cwcki.
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Barb said that as sarcasm because she was mad that Chris was spending money while they were blowing through Bob's inheritance and were going to lose and have to pay Snyder. The great fear was that the inheritance would be gone, and they'd still be on hook for for paying Snyder.

Also Chris doesn't understand sarcasm. If a hot girl walked up to him and said "Oh damn, you're soooo hot" and then went to giggle with her friends, Chris would assume to he actually is hot. Barb was getting snippy with him.

I still can't get over how people think that was Barb's invitation to actually have Chris fuck her. She was being a cunt.
 
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PhoBingas said:
I'm still not sure it was like rape-rape. I don't know, not being there myself I'll never know, but my gut feelings aren't often wrong.
Remember when Borb found out Chris banged that native hooker, and freaked out at him? Pretty sure Barb offered to fuck Chris, but I'd have to check the cwcki.
Barb was also his prom date.
If Barb is actually senile, and wasn't just hamming it up for ween bux when she was going on video for Chris to e-beg. Maybe I'd be willing to say that it might have been a consensual thing, if Barb's senility is just an act. Disgusting and wrong but consensual. If she' s as gone as she acted in the videos begging for money when she could barely string together sentences then no, it was for sure rape, because Barb probably had no idea what was even happening.
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I've always interpreted that Barb was faking her senility all throughout the Financhu Saga. So convenient that a fat, decrepit old hag could manipulate Chris to throw weekly shitfits on the YouTube and wasn't able to wipe her own ass (yeah she couldn't reach her ass, whatever).

But in the middle of it, you could see the vacancy in her eyes. Rare glimpses of her despair. Somebody that fucked up and fucked everything and everyone in her life being able to actually feel sorrow about her situation. Living in a hoarded crackhouse with her failure of a son, crossdressing and manipulated to shove stuff up his own ass and tape it, and retards bombing her phone line just to show her the pictures. Nobody loves her, nobody will miss her, all her machiavelic schemes to get a male suiter failed miserably, and watching the only man that actually tolerated her existence slowly fading away to a husk of his former self and seeing him die. A Harpy, if you will.

I wouldn't judge anyone that withered their sanity away just to escape it.

After the Financhu Saga, she was clearly out of it. I won't deny, she was suspiciously freaky with other men, including Chris. I guess Chris is simply a stupid fuck and thought that every two-faced compliment and shitty platitudes Barb made was a invitation for him to end his Love Quest.
 
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So Far So Good So What? said:
I wouldn't judge anyone that withered their sanity away just to escape it.
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She could have been sundowning at extreme levels where during the day, she appeared relatively normal, but in the evening just switched off and Chris could do whatever he wanted he wanted with her. She could have been scared out of her wits that this lumbering crossdressing man was snuggling her, and had no idea where she was. Chris would not have the mental acuity to really tell when she would sundown, or was confused, and we know how insanely frustrated he gets when he thinks he's smarter than someone.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Didn't Chris give a thorough account of his escapades with Barb?

I can't remember all of it but I'm pretty sure he gave a very descriptive rundown of what he did with his mother to Bella.
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Plus he asked her to use Signal because he was afraid that the government would listen in or something, so he knew what he did was super wrong, but just had to brag about it.

Which is why I don't buy in with Barb doing hinky shit with him in the past. There is no way that he wouldn't have blabbed about it to any of his fake girlfriends or trolls.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Plus he asked her to use Signal because he was afraid that the government would listen in or something, so he knew what he did was super wrong, but just had to brag about it.

Which is why I don't buy in with Barb doing hinky shit with him in the past. There is no way that he wouldn't have blabbed about it to any of his fake girlfriends or trolls.
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They weren't having sex (yet), but their relationship has always been inappropriate, long before Bella entered the picture. Chris would often spoon with Barb in bed and openly discuss his masturbation habits in detail with her. He was notably pro incest too, revealing his dreams about having sex with his mom to trolls and defending multiple incest cases. The KF members that attended Chris's earlier court hearings also noted how Chris and Barb were acting more like a couple than mother/son.

I'm not saying that Barb is to blame for what ultimately happened, but her lack of parenting/enabling of Chris's behavior certainly didn't help. The evidence online points to Chris initiating the incest, and that he understood that what he was doing was wrong yet still did it anyway.
 
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Maple said:
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They weren't having sex (yet), but their relationship has always been inappropriate, long before Bella entered the picture. Chris would often spoon with Barb in bed and openly discuss his masturbation habits in detail with her. He was notably pro incest too, revealing his dreams about having sex with his mom to trolls and defending multiple incest cases. The KF members that attended Chris's earlier court hearings also noted how Chris and Barb were acting more like a couple than mother/son.

I'm not saying that Barb is to blame for what ultimately happened, but her lack of parenting/enabling of Chris's behavior certainly didn't help. The evidence online points to Chris initiating the incest, and that he understood that what he was doing was wrong yet still did it anyway.
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Barb encouraged and was the first to set up a lot of these situations, Chris has said that he on occasion didn't want to spoon her or sleep in her bed and she forced him to
 
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Black Yoshi said:
The animated series would be interesting to see.

I guess that means no Comprehensive History season 2?
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on september 2 2024 chirs chan wrote on twitter

omg i love fluttershy

the next day, on september 3 2024. he would make a post on esty selling more sonichu medallions

on september 4 2024 chris would stream minecraft for 15 minutes before realizing his mic was muted and quitting stream to fix it.

everything geno makes sucks and i wish he would get fully demonetized on everything
 
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Maple said:
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They weren't having sex (yet), but their relationship has always been inappropriate, long before Bella entered the picture. Chris would often spoon with Barb in bed and openly discuss his masturbation habits in detail with her. He was notably pro incest too, revealing his dreams about having sex with his mom to trolls and defending multiple incest cases. The KF members that attended Chris's earlier court hearings also noted how Chris and Barb were acting more like a couple than mother/son.

I'm not saying that Barb is to blame for what ultimately happened, but her lack of parenting/enabling of Chris's behavior certainly didn't help. The evidence online points to Chris initiating the incest, and that he understood that what he was doing was wrong yet still did it anyway.
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Yeah Chris boinked Barb no question.

One thing that I haven't seen brought up is that I have seen old people who not only start losing the ability to think straight as the day goes on, but some of them become afraid to sleep alone because they don't understand what is going on around them, having a bed on a different floor than the only other person in the house may have been causing Barb to freak out a little and she may have been bugging Chris to sleep in the same bed without it being sexual.

Chris was dropping too many hints to other people before Bella entered the scene for this to be something Bella made up, also notice he has never said it didn't happen, that it just happened in another universe. So Clearly he wants it to have not happened, because it got him in trouble and kicked out of conventions, but the closest he can come is saying it did happen, just not on this earth.

I will never understand people who defend Chris by claiming it didn't happen when even Chris doesn't make that claim.
 
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