Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smithfield Ham]

One such town decided to murder a dude and then covered it up for 30 years, until the statute of limitations ran out.

In fairness that guy was a piece of shit and totally deserve it. Plus, his death inspired the movie Roadhouse!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I like how Skeletard thought Null would ban @MNPublicRecords for doing what the site literally exists to do.

What a dumb homo.

Null should have IT Department'ed him and told him he needed to create a KF account and report him through the normal channels.

Watching Nick make an excuse that he fears being doxxed while Null has his phone number and everyone has his home address would be spectacular.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This can become incredibly unfair when whatever led to the divorce also involved some crime or even some lesser indiscretion that basically resulted in you being drummed out of the profession. So now you have a lengthy history of high earning, a high level of education, but no possibility of getting a position remotely similar to what you had before.

It becomes a matter of discretion for the judge at that point, as to whether you're being a spiteful asshole or just literally can no longer earn what you used to, and family court judges make mistakes. Family court is often the first thing a newly elected or appointed judge gets assigned, and most want to get out of it as soon as possible. So family court judges are either newbies, or the sort of judge who actually likes it and chooses to stay. These range from completely incompetent assholes to genuinely dedicated judges who sincerely want to help and somehow didn't burn out like most family court judges do.

I've heard criminal defense lawyers say they'd rather defend a murderer than a spiteful spouse because the murderers are very well behaved by comparison, and much less likely to shoot you when things don't go well.

Spoiler: Misery

Agree with all of that. Courts, but courts of both law and equity, especially, are inexact, and people at every end of the deal sometimes get a raw one. But not taking into account theoretical earning ability* makes the system ripe for exploitation (again, on either of the pre-divorce higher and lower-earning sides of the equation). I've seen a woman given 2 years of alimony to go get a job (immediately precipitating event prior to divorce was him bedding his secretary, but there were deeper and more longer-term issues), as she had a BA but had spent idk 12 or 15 years of marriage as a homemaker. And that seems fair. Her husband was ordered to pay $1k/month child support with a 60-40ish parenting time split and his his historical salary in the low sixes (peak/at divorce around $300k, but mostly mid- ones). He did not do that for too long, as he was heading down an unrelated spiral. She ended up doing OK and started a career in her early 40s, kids continued in their private school on work study/ reduced tuition and got raised and went to college, blah blah. (So I'm saying that even putting aside that he stopped paying child support after a bit, the 2 years for her to go and get employable seemed reasonable.)

* if someone is literally no longer able to be employed in their profession, then the calculation/ imputation should of course factor that in. Whatever the reasons, if you're no longer able to be a surgeon, you shouldn't be imputed a typical surgeon's salary, or what you earned at peak earning power. Likewise, a barred person with 10 years' experience in firms but working for the last 10 as membership director for a non-profit and who has kids 100% of the time post-divorce shouldn't be imputed a biglaw partner salary. But some people get pretty strategic about what work they will/ won't do in the wake of a nasty divorce. And on that note, the burnout (or indifference) in that area doesn't surprise me. Divorce is exceptionally hard to do gracefully, and it has a way of making everyone miserable (in both senses). Being around miserable people day-in and day-out, while also having to do the actual contentious job, has to be wearing. Often a person either fights over every petty unimportant thing, or just rolls over and gets fucked; either way can put people at their lowest, dumbest, and most demanding of everyone, including their lawyer.

I don't think Nick ever really "got" this site.

If it doesn't revolve around him, he doesn't "get" anything.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick is just upset he cannot prove for certain who they are and he is seething a whomever he can.

Aside from his ex-boyfriend Aaron The Bull, has skelly gone after any men? He's just like Ethan Ralph , he immediately attacks women.

Six because then Kayla would be free to go after the man she really loves.

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@Fapcop

Nick has still not gotten over it, and since he still thinks of himself as a social media expert, he really thinks he can browbeat Null into doing whatever he wants. He's insane now.

The only contention with their drops was "drip feeding", which isn't against the rules but usually frowned upon. That's because typically, the people doing it wants attention.
(Faith Vickers diary and her text messages with Ethan Ralph just to name a couple).

This user handled it quite well. It was clear they didn't want attention themselves. It would have been a mess if they just dropped those low quality printouts all at once, it would have been at least a hundred pages.

I think they're some onlooker that got curious about the case. They were able to access it. They thought it was just going to be funny and maybe voyeuristic even. Similar to feeding the skelly his own gross Denny's joke. Oh, did they not expect to see "A. R. tested positive for cocaine (or a metabolite) at >5000pg/mg". Shocked, pissed they were; then that turned into anger and disdain.
Then they did what they did.

but they broke site rules JAAWWWWSHH don't touch the cow you nekoshota lover something social cues you're a nice person by the way *picks up redo the healer full version*.

Because we need someone so punctual and literate, he doesn't even show up to a zoom hearing for his fleshlight's speeding ticket to interpret rules of this website. He can't even read an abstract properly.

Fuck right off.

 

[AnOminous]

In fairness that guy was a piece of shit and totally deserve it. Plus, his death inspired the movie Roadhouse!

McElroy completely had it coming. He was a pedophile rapist arsonist vicious piece of shit. Imagine being such a vile creature that someone shot you In Broad Daylight in front of dozens of witnesses and not a single person could remember who they saw doing it.

Nick is probably almost on that level.

This user handled it quite well. It was clear they didn't want attention themselves. It would have been a mess if they just dropped those low quality printouts all at once, it would have been at least a hundred pages.

"Drip feeding" is usually disfavored in the extreme, but the delivery is what mattered. MN did that shit perfectly. It was almost always as punishment for a copestream. The dumb Nick nigger knew he couldn't even stream without getting another dump directly on his face.

Again, not generally site policy, but in this case? Perfect.

 

[waffle]

Really? Because for me, it'd be the fentanyl.

There is literally medical grade fent that is made in licensed labs for legitimate pharma use. (There is a little bit of coke that technically exists like that too, but you are never going to see it as a user.) and like @Oxyjen says the better analog would be opium/heroin. Theoretically there are places where that stuff is at least grown by farmers who are free men and just trying to make cash, and the extraction process is literally just "slit pod, receive opium". It's bad but not nearly as bad as coke.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Gary from Geeks and Gamers has a similar background of drug abuse. Even did a stint in prison for it.

But you don't see the G+G crew clamoring to get Nick on their show.

I wouldn't mind if Branca's sympathy for Nick manifested as telling Nick to GTFO the Internet and care of his family, but platforming this idiot in his current state is just dumb. I hope it blows up in Branca's face, and Nick's streams with Branca causes Nick's P.O. to swoop down on Nick.

Branca thinks Nick can be the Depp/Rittenhouse cash cow again--much like himself. I am convinced that he thinks that he can help Nick help himself and get in on the ground floor of another legal grift.

Could I possibly get a quick run down of what weeb wars was? I see it mentioned a lot but I wasn't here back then and wading through this thread is a nightmare. Pretty please!

The #MeToo moment of the American anime voice actors, basically. Nick used his cachet as a 'lawyer' to rally online support for the accused, Vic Mignogna, and raisef over 300k USD in a GoFundMe to fund a defamation suit against his detractors. Nick streamed near nightly covering the legal and social media drama that came from slapfights between the legal parties and SM commentators on both sides--all the while collecting massive numbers of SuperChats. Nick also recommended the lawyer who ended up bungling the case procedurally in a way that led to its dismissal. KF was largely Pro-Vic and did a lot of OSINT and opposition research that made it's way into Nick's hands and was use for content of his show.

"We weren't going to release it, but what Nick said was so fucked up he gave us no choice."

I think they will leak it to someone who will leak it, then they will cover it as the cat is already out of the proverbial bag. They might even bring Nick on in an 'exclusive' to tell hsi side of things.

I like how Skeletard thought Null would ban @MNPublicRecords for doing what the site literally exists to do.

What a dumb homo.

He knows it is someone close to him, and that burns him. He does not know exactly who, or he would passively-aggressively confront them or name them on his show. He is frustrated by this, and has attempted to twist the meaning of 'don't pozload my neghole' into 'anyone who has personal contact with me is not allowed to post on KF!'

I don't think Nick ever really "got" this site.

And like I said earlier, his introduction to the Farms wasn't exactly normal. Weebwars wasn't normal KF fare. It was bordering on a personal army thing. God bless Vic, but I don't think something like that should happen again.

I think that two factors weigh against a repeat performance:

1. Vic was such a special case, I doubt that there would be someone as sympathetic--save perhaps Null if he got into real trouble
2. Many were burned by the experience, and--unlike WWI--are not keen or inclined to repeat the venture.

 

[Sloppa]

Nick is popping pills on stream. 1:28:11 takes out unknown pill. ( but doesn't take it) he sets it down and acts nervous for a awhile trying to look casual af. Time passes to 1:34:13 he begins to stare at it rubbing his hands like a addict staring at a fix. 1:34:19 picks up the pill after staring at it. Pops it in his mouth at 1:34:31. Why be sneaky about talking a pill if its ok to take? Why take the pill out and not just take it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oppNXi2gg. ( clipped section https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhmSdu7-xY&feature=youtu.be )

Could be anything, he will have hypertension from the alcoholism which will need 2-3 pills a day, various lifelong STIs from his time at the sodamy barn, so his herpies could be having a flare up, or maybe he is popping a viagra for his date with April after the stream.

 

[AnOminous]

Branca thinks Nick can be the Depp/Rittenhouse cash cow again--much like himself. I am convinced that he thinks that he can help Nick help himself and get in on the ground floor of another legal grift.

Meanwhile Nick himself shows up drooling, over an hour late, incapable of uttering words coherently, embarrassing snake tattoo entirely visible, what a loser.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Aside from his ex-boyfriend Aaron The Bull, has skelly gone after any men?

Does MANdy Count?

That aside we have two self reports from Nick that he confronted and yelled at both Judge Pussy Liquor and the CPS worker in the courthouse as if these were some kind of wins on his part, we also had him confront the woman who went to his trial hearing as well as Aaron's stories of tard raging and baseball bats with our wife and April. There is certainly a theme.

 

[parsnip]

@Captain Manning @Himedall All-seeing Waifu Thank you for the summaries!

 

[dustnight]

I don't think Nick ever really "got" this site.

To be fair I don't think he ever really "got" much at all. (aside from mommy's inheritance)

 

[Not Really Here]

Gary from Geeks and Gamers

Isn't from G+G, and has a larger channel than all the G+G channels combined.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aside from his ex-boyfriend Aaron The Bull, has skelly gone after any men?

Camelot, but it's all speculation. They shared a suite together in Vegas (Kayla was there). Camelot later claimed that Nick kissed him after he played a favorite song at the piano. I don't think it was a joke.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick is popping pills on stream. 1:28:11 takes out unknown pill. ( but doesn't take it) he sets it down and acts nervous for an awhile trying to look casual af. Time passes to 1:34:13 he begins to stare at it rubbing his hands like an addict staring at a fix. 1:34:19 picks up the pill after staring at it. Pops it in his mouth at 1:34:31. Why be sneaky about talking a pill if it’s ok to take? Why take the pill out and not just take it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oppNXi2gg. ( clipped section https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhmSdu7-xY&feature=youtu.be )

Fiddle-doo-Fiddle-Dee…

Is that low IQ narc maipulation tactics I see?

The play here is so obvious that of course Nick is going to try it.

Encourage haters to constantly call his PO officer with dubious parole violations in order to annoy him so that he goes: “Gee, poor Nick is such a swell guy! And so funny! Bet he bangs some hot chicks too! Fuck these assholes who constantly bother me and try to make sure he doesn’t have FUN! Imma let Nick off easy and just not bother testing him since he’s obviously gettimy a raw deal!”

What Nick, since he’s a narc who thinks he’s smarter than everyone, of course doesn’t realize is that the PO is more likely to go: “Why the fuck is Nick popping pills on stream?! He should realize people will call. Hey… Is he trying to pull a fast one?! Better DOUBLE test!”

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nicky is an addict. He acts like an addict. He will back stab you in the dumbest ways to get a crumb of dopamine.
Yet supposedly "(((intelligent)))" people like Branca still associate and collaborate with Nicky. At this point you can't blame Nicky, he is just an animal. But I do wonder why all these dumbasses think they can use Nicky for gains. He is obviously more trouble than he is worth.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick is popping pills on stream.

This is speculative, maybe too speculative, but he looks antsy as fuck until he takes it and then he looks psychologically calmed.

Refresh my memory: Doesn't Barnes get pussy whipped by his own wife fairly regularly?

Branca? Yeah, admonished for streaming too loudly. Especially when his wife's relatives are over.

Isn't from G+G, and has a larger channel than all the G+G channels combined.

Gary isn't a Geek, he's a NEEERD!(nerdrotic)

Camelot

Lol, Camelot crashed again at Talladega, a minor crash.

Tweet / Archive

 

[joebobmurphy]

All I can think about is how bad I want that footage. What do we have to do to get it? A hunger strike, Irish Republican style? Must we get naked and smear the walls in shit? I'm game. I'll get my mandolin and play rebel songs as our organs shut down.

Hi Nick. We WILL get that footage and we WILL make sure copies are available all over the web. Your life is already over, enjoy humiliation.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Nick is trying to fuck with the people who are calling his PO over every little thing.

The PO will get "Nick took a pill and acted nervous!" calls now.

It's possible this is some 5D chess move by Nick, but personally I don't think so. I've seen similar behaviour before in addicts who have a prescription for something. The way he gets it out early, but then puts it down and is clearly trying (and failing) not to fixate on it to the way he's looking at it until he finally takes it all scream "addict desperately trying to cling to the rules so he can pretend he's not an addict/ doesn't need it".

Normal people taking meds just take them, they don't make it a whole thing like that because there's no reason too. Similarly normal people don't mind taking meds a bit early, or late for convenience sake whereas addicts trying to delude themselves will literally sit there and watch the clock until the exact second they can take their next dose, all so they can delude themselves that it's fine because they're following the rules exactly.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Again, not generally site policy, but in this case? Perfect.

I agree, they weren't being a gatekeeping faggot about it or glorifying themselves. That goes a long way in this site. MNPublicRecords is clearly someone intelligent enough to manoeuvre the site's social faux-pas and more than likely has lurked or alt accounted enough to understand the lingo.

The timing became an actual meme, Nick would stream, a post would drop and his livechat would become "INTERESTING NEW RECORDS". It was pretty hilarious.