Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

Well he did clarify that, yes, he will be killing law enforcement who attempt to enter his home.
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Good thing TorSwats is gone, because with that knowledge future SWATings might be a bit more spicy.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

Well he did clarify that, yes, he will be killing law enforcement who attempt to enter his home.
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I don't know why he still plays the tough guy after posting that picture of him eating in an extremely effeminate way, with his nipples protruding through his shirt.

 

[Maude Snew]

I don't know why he still plays the tough guy after posting that picture of him eating in an extremely effeminate way, with his nipples protruding through his shirt.

You mean this?

For any of us this would be bad, like take to your grave bad, wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night bad but this is Fat Rick, child, he can outdo that easily.

I'm going to assert at this point that Nick Rekieta live streamed himself from a swinger's resort during interracial cuck week, he has openly lusted after another man's dick and keeps hammering on how said other man ate his goo, but that's still less gay than Fat Rick fatly guzzling cum through a straw wearing the same swinger plastic wedding ring replacement that Rekieta wears I might add. Also it has never occurred to me but his fingernails are really weird and small. Probably because his fingers are so fucking fat.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

You mean this?

Thank you, this is my favourite photo. Nothing beats it. The facial expression, the ill fitting clothing, the GAY clothing. The retarded food poor people perceive as "fancy". The way he holds the cutlery.

It's as if God himself came down from the heavens and crafted the most embarassing moment captured by man, so no mortal man could top it.

 

[YouTube Autist]

You mean this?

Oh God. It's like the spirit of Oscar Wilde reincarnated as a neckbeard. How old is he in this photo?

It seems to me like he's trying to wield his cutlery Continental-style but isn't used to it and therefore looks very awkward and uncertain about it. Also, he's eating a pretzel and what looks like slabs of pressed meat -- very casual fare -- with the affected daintiness of a little girl hosting a tea party.

EDIT: I just noticed the torn mustard packet to the side, leading me to conclude that the artistic squiggles of mustard must have been applied by Patrick himself.

I wonder if he bought that sweater when he was slimmer and, over time, grew too fat to wear it, or if he was always too fat to wear it and was just completely delusional about how it looked on him.

What a photo.

swinger plastic wedding ring replacement

That looks to me like one of those "MANLY BANDS: rings made out of tungsten, titanium, cordite, Viking axe blades, and oaken whisky barrels," type rings.

 

[Meriasek]

I'm always taken aback by how narrow his shoulders are in that Leberkas pic. Like, for someone claiming to work out four times a week he's a Sticky Ricky. But not like the Rick the Stick, who is actually a grotesque bulging horseman, but more like a chestnut with matchsticks in it, since he's also fat.
The absolute state of dysgenics on this fat fuck.
Together with how effeminate he looks there and in some other pics and clips really makes him look like the most overcompensating faggot ever.

 

[Maude Snew]

what looks like slabs of pressed meat -- very casual fare --

It's German Leberkäse, it's finely ground meats poured into a thing then oven baked, it's generally not something you'd sit down at a fancy restaurant to eat, but rather get at a food truck like thus.

It's good eating really, you can pan fry them, they come in fine like above, more coarse, even with things added, the pizza variant is popular, it has cheese and bell pepper added in the meat mass.

As I said, nobody's sitting down at a restaurant though to get something like that, that's got to be a tourist trap, there's no reason to get it over something like a proper steak or schnitzel, nor would anybody put mustard on a fucking pretzel. They don't even have proper salt and pepper shakers I'm fairly sure I've seen those disposable mills at a German Aldi at some point. Any reasonable person would have paid about a buck fifty for his meal, he probably threw down a twenty of Lynne's money.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well he did clarify that, yes, he will be killing law enforcement who attempt to enter his home.
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Can the police show that as evidence on how violent Patrick can get? It's not like he hasn't posted this stuff before the lawsuit and he continues to post it afterwords.

It's German Leberkäse, it's finely ground meats poured into a thing then oven baked, it's generally not something you'd sit down at a fancy restaurant to eat, but rather get at a food truck like thus.
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It's good eating really, you can pan fry them, they come in fine like above, more coarse, even with things added, the pizza variant is popular, it has cheese and bell pepper added in the meat mass.

As I said, nobody's sitting down at a restaurant though to get something like that, that's got to be a tourist trap, there's no reason to get it over something like a proper steak or schnitzel, nor would anybody put mustard on a fucking pretzel. They don't even have proper salt and pepper shakers I'm fairly sure I've seen those disposable mills at a German Aldi at some point. Any reasonable person would have paid about a buck fifty for his meal, he probably threw down a twenty of Lynne's money.

A good mustard is rather tasty on a pretzel, harder the better. Not so much on a soft one though but a hot dijon isn't bad unless you like they grainier German mustard then go with that (I think the French did a better job with that). I would have gone over to Zur Haxe personally or Georgbraeu.

 

[Gemerson]

It's German Leberkäse, it's finely ground meats poured into a thing then oven baked, it's generally not something you'd sit down at a fancy restaurant to eat, but rather get at a food truck like thus.
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It's good eating really, you can pan fry them, they come in fine like above, more coarse, even with things added, the pizza variant is popular, it has cheese and bell pepper added in the meat mass.

As I said, nobody's sitting down at a restaurant though to get something like that, that's got to be a tourist trap, there's no reason to get it over something like a proper steak or schnitzel, nor would anybody put mustard on a fucking pretzel. They don't even have proper salt and pepper shakers I'm fairly sure I've seen those disposable mills at a German Aldi at some point. Any reasonable person would have paid about a buck fifty for his meal, he probably threw down a twenty of Lynne's money.

What's Leberkäse like compared to regular Spam you'd find in a grocery store? Plus dipping pretzels in honey mustard doesn't sound that bad, but it's honey mustard.

 

[Maude Snew]

What's Leberkäse like compared to regular Spam you'd find in a grocery store? Plus dipping pretzels in honey mustard doesn't sound that bad, but it's honey mustard.

I'd say it's a lot less salty and less shitty meats, the baking adds a nice crust. German pretzels you usually eat as is, if you like and they're still hot you can melt some butter on them, you can naturally do that when they're cold but it's less nice.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Hot pretzels in New York/the movie theatre taste great with mustard.

 

[Gemerson]

and they're still hot you can melt some butter on them,

I need to try this. Harkons back to the "Butter on a Poptart" song from Family Guy.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Can the police show that as evidence

Oh my god, some poor junior detective or paralegal is probably being made to follow his Twitter/Bluesky etc in order to collect evidence. Horrific.

 

[Maude Snew]

Hot pretzels in New York/the movie theatre taste great with mustard.

Depends on the mustard, personally I'd like some sweet grainy mustard like is usually served with Weißwurst just fine but the medium hot regular yellow mustard seems borderline vile to me.

 

[Gemerson]

The best part about making good pretzels is knowing that Fatrick doesn't know how to and it's important to make pretzels so that you can remind Fatrick that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life. They're allowed to have packet mustard and leberkase and Oakland Gyros chicken gyros and that's you know, pretty much it. Hey, that's a pretty good pretzel. Not that a Tomlinson would know.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Depends on the mustard, personally I'd like some sweet grainy mustard like is usually served with Weißwurst just fine but the medium hot regular yellow mustard seems borderline vile to me.

I like sarepska personally for a spicy mustard but it's better for cooking with for sauces than having it on a sandwich or something,. It's made with black mustard seeds. Only been using it for several months now. Really want to make my own.

 

[RollingRock2]

Well he did clarify that, yes, he will be killing law enforcement who attempt to enter his home.
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Pat has been SWATed before and it resulted in him stumbling onto his patio unarmed wearing an undone bath robe with his micropenis out. Then the police entered his house without a warrant.
But if the feds show up he is going Rube-y Ridge? No he is just going to oink and squeal.

 

[Maude Snew]

I like sarepska personally for a spicy mustard but it's better for cooking with for sauces than having it on a sandwich or something,. It's made with black mustard seeds. Only been using it for several months now. Really want to make my own.

You should! Mustard is super easy to grow, it needs no attention, it needs very little water, it's good for the soil, bees love it, and it's a gorgeous plant. It'll probably grow even on that shitty, salted strip Rick has going on, gardening isn't that hard, but growing mustard is piss easy, you just throw a bunch of the seeds in a plot of soil and it'll do everything else by itself.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I love how Pat's going to shoot ICE, and the FBI, if they come for him harboring illegals in his pepperoni dungeon, but the same FBI are too busy arresting felony fatposters.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

I love how Pat's going to shoot ICE, and the FBI, if they come for him harboring illegals in his pepperoni dungeon, but the same FBI are too busy arresting felony fatposters.

Such a clown world we live in where Null gets a million lawyers breathing down his neck when someone makes a spicy shitpost but Fat Back Pat can openly fedpost to no consequences.