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If you really had to who would you sex?

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Replicant Sasquatch said:
A bunch of the Christorical Society's incel members were legitimately angry when Chris banged a hooker because it now meant he wasn't a virgin while they still were.
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I wonder if they realized that on looks alone, pre-tomgirl Chris was far from unfuckable. The ability to think and communicate like a normal person, plus some new clothes and a shower, could have gotten him laid for free.

Nobody has ever raged on the internet so hard they got laid as a result.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
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Oh no, someone sarcastically called you attractive in school? The only option is to become an Incel, clearly.

My man, any fucking nerdy looking dude is gonna get a sarcastic joke about his appearance. Sure, its not your fault you look the way you do, but that's life. Seems to me that Incels are just Nice Guys who give up and don't have the courage to admit their own failings.
 
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Another person who seems to think there's a TV-show like cosmic equalizing force out there, somewhere. The more he suffers, the hotter the woman he's going to land someday when it activates, as it must for all "Nice Guys". And he's slowly realizing that it ain't' gonna happen.

It's why they remember every little slight that ever happened to them, they held onto those like chips at a poker table, and now they're looking to cash in....

You see it in their behavior on the rare occasion they may land a girl too. Every held open door, every time they "volunteered" to go shopping with their girl or insisted on tagging along when they were warned ahead of time it would be boring, or even embarrassing? They remember every single one of those, and like skeeball tickets, they're going to cash them in for their EXACT value in blowjobs, and freak when they learn it doesn't work that way.
 
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Lorento said:
Oh no, someone sarcastically called you attractive in school? The only option is to become an Incel, clearly.

My man, any fucking nerdy looking dude is gonna get a sarcastic joke about his appearance. Sure, its not your fault you look the way you do, but that's life. Seems to me that Incels are just Nice Guys who give up and don't have the courage to admit their own failings.
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Incels are more hate-filled than Nice Guys, though both are cut from the same ragey clothe.

Nice Guys actually talk to girls but either get creepy or perform only menial tasks for a girl. They then express shock and anger when she doesn't jump on his dick. Incels don't even bother talking to women and think that women should throw their vaginas at their faces for existing.

A man can be an Incel without ever having been a Nice Guy. The step after Incel is Wizard.
 
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CricketVonChirp said:
A man can be an Incel without ever having been a Nice Guy. The step after Incel is Wizard
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I can agree, but it is a logical step that a Nice Guy, consumed with rage and anger, takes the next step and instead of self deprecating, they decide to blame the women instead and take the step down the Red Pill Road. Which is a bit like the Yellow Brick Road only more autistic.
 
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TowinKarz said:
Another person who seems to think there's a TV-show like cosmic equalizing force out there, somewhere. The more he suffers, the hotter the woman he's going to land someday when it activates, as it must for all "Nice Guys". And he's slowly realizing that it ain't' gonna happen.

It's why they remember every little slight that ever happened to them, they held onto those like chips at a poker table, and now they're looking to cash in....

You see it in their behavior on the rare occasion they may land a girl too. Every held open door, every time they "volunteered" to go shopping with their girl or insisted on tagging along when they were warned ahead of time it would be boring, or even embarrassing? They remember every single one of those, and like skeeball tickets, they're going to cash them in for their EXACT value in blowjobs, and freak when they learn it doesn't work that way.
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Yep, it's like they feel they're owed. And the only thing that's important to them is looks. Because the only thing they care about is sex.

If they weren't such fucking losers, I'd say they would someday learn a hard lesson in the old adage of "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Because sure, you could theoretically land yourself a supermodel-hot woman. But let's say that same woman treats you like shit. You go out of your way to make her happy, and she has no gratitude. She makes you stop doing the things you love, because she wants to change you to meet the mold of what she thinks is a "good mate". Or hey, let's go to the highest end of a spectrum. Let's say she forces you to become a literal cuckold who lets her fuck other men "if you want to stay with me"

Sure, it sounds extreme, but don't believe for a second there aren't women out there like that. And not surprisingly, the more attractive a woman is, the more likely it is she thinks she can get away with that kind of behavior (because chances are, she has. People let her in the past, because they found her attractive.)

Now, present an alternative: You get a woman who is plain, or even *gasp* slightly unattractive! (or hell, really unattractive, if you really wanna play ball). However, she loves you more than anything in the world, and shows it. She also is always understanding, and willing to lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on, whenever you need it, no matter how hard her day was. She also supports whatever your passions or hobbies are (even if they don't particularly interest her) and if need be, will give you time to yourself to enjoy them. She also is understanding and even supportive of your quirks and flaws, and not only that, she still loves you for them.

Now, do you think any incel would HONESTLY take that? No, they believe they should have a supermodel girlfriend that is all that AND more
 
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RealtreeByGod said:
It's a chicken and egg type thing.
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Eh I argue it's the latter.

Most people develop their defense mechanism for social interaction at around middle school age. If at age 12 or so you decide you're better off watching Naruto than going to parties it's gonna follow you for basically the rest of your life.
 
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StraightShooter said:
Considering that even Chris Chan somehow managed to get laid with a hooker, I think it's pretty much impossible to really be an "incel" unless you're a eunich or something; these guys obviously have the money for vidya and their Brony porn subscriptions, yet don't even have $75 to pick up a street walker? C'mon.
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To be fair, you'll never know if that streetwalker is an undercover cop or has people ready to rob of you belongings. It's not that some of them don't want to pay to get laid, the risk is too high.
 
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