Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 136 38.7%

  • Total voters
    351
Also, let us go to some photos from late last year where Nick streamed his kitchen. Notice of course that there are no doors for the cabinet under his sink.

If this is how easily accessible cleaning products are, imagine how easy it was for his daughter to find the coke Assuming it wasn’t intentional

Nick should’ve accessed the bleach; not his fault there’s no door, after all.
 
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shitload of booze
can't tell if its on the floor or what - they dont look empty - he just keeps 20 bottles of booze next to his feet?
really bizarre.
 
Notice of course that there are no doors for the cabinet under his sink. Later, his cope would be that he left the doors off his cabinets in memory of the handyman who was working on them who died of cancer (yes, he really said this).
I love the tone of his tweet about that, like he thought people were going to read that and think "Ah shit, I didn't know the full story. Now I feel like a complete ass for mocking him".

When I actuality, the explanation makes zero sense, and no one thought that. As pointed out in a reply, wouldn't leaving the doors off remind you even more of your dead friend, compared to walking into a room where all the cabinets have doors?
 
I love the tone of his tweet about that, like he thought people were going to read that and think "Ah shit, I didn't know the full story. Now I feel like a complete ass for mocking him".

When I actuality, the explanation makes zero sense, and no one thought that. As pointed out in a reply, wouldn't leaving the doors off remind you even more of your dead friend, compared to walking into a room where all the cabinets have doors?
Rekieta wins when anyone pauses and gives the slightest thought to his lies. It's much more efficient not to believe anything he says and simply use common sense. Especially when it comes to his magical stories about ninjas and unicorns where he is the main character and everybody claps, or is meant to clap.
 
I love the tone of his tweet about that, like he thought people were going to read that and think "Ah shit, I didn't know the full story. Now I feel like a complete ass for mocking him".

When I actuality, the explanation makes zero sense, and no one thought that. As pointed out in a reply, wouldn't leaving the doors off remind you even more of your dead friend, compared to walking into a room where all the cabinets have doors?
What do you mean, doesn't everyone have basic maintenance tasks going undone in honour of random dead handymen they barely knew? I for one am letting black mould spread throughout my home in honour of S. Pore, the best damn mould remediation expert I've ever known (RIP).
 
What do you mean, doesn't everyone have basic maintenance tasks going undone in honour of random dead handymen they barely knew? I for one am letting black mould spread throughout my home in honour of S. Pore, the best damn mould remediation expert I've ever known (RIP).
Jesus was a carpenter, and he died for our sins.
In his memory, my rotten staircase handrail collapsed and paralysed my kid. I feel no guilt — it's what He would have wanted.
 
Not to advocate gatekeeping, but for the sake of maximal hilarity: if @MNPublicRecords has as much data as PotentiallyCriminal suggests, they should keep it tucked away until Nick inevitably runs out of steam on the Karen Read snorestreams and tries to pivot to a new angle.

My prediction? Nick will latch onto another trial "series" almost immediately — proving that the entire exercise is just to tick his parole boxes.
 
I think it is sweet that every day the Rekeita family depends into the pit they call a Kitchen that with every wash in the sink, they honor the carpenter and his fight with cancer. It isn't a kitchen, it is a shrine.

When they activate the InSinkErator, there is a moment of silence in remembrance. Honor him, and remember, he's not really dead, if we never install the doors.

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Honestly Kiwi Farms should sponsor him so that every time he crashes both he and the site would win.

I'd like to see Aaron sponsor him by paying for a decal that reads

'Another Win for the Toe!'

Every time he crashes or loses, all of the cameras would focus on the ironic juxtaposition of his loss/collision and the decal.

Rekieta should also buy some decal space. This one would read

'This driver tasted my goo!.'
 
Also, let us go to some photos from late last year where Nick streamed his kitchen. Notice of course that there are no doors for the cabinet under his sink. Later, his cope would be that he left the doors off his cabinets in memory of the handyman who was working on them who died of cancer (yes, he really said this).
I'm sure the man careless enough to leave his cleaning supplies completely unguarded with no doors under his sink would be careful enough to remember to always keep his cocaine out of reach of his kids
 
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Everytime we get these glimpses of the Balldo bunker I take psychic damage. Not sure what the full walkthrough is going to do. I can see why he’s doing his best to hide it because if he thinks the photos he’s shared are good and with the teases of info we get from people who’ve seen the inside, then to quote that fat gelatinous blob PPP “Whoa buddy”
 
NICK REKIETA IS A FORMER LEATHER DADDY.

You can't make this shit up. I sure can't. I queried whatever AI is in Brave browser search (probably google) and the result was this hilarity. Steel Toe Boring Show lol.

LeatherDaddy.webp

The query was "ai what does it mean to say "another win for the Toe" and who is Nick Rekieta??"

AI knows all things, at least it knows enough that Nick Rekieta is a prominent figure in the Minneapolis LGBTQ+ community. SUFFAH REKEITA!!!

[EDIT] I'm going to piss myself LOL
 
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NICK REKIETA IS A FORMER LEATHER DADDY.

You can't make this shit up. I sure can't. I queried whatever AI is in Brave browser search (probably google) and the result was this hilarity. Steel Toe Boring Show lol.

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The query was "ai what does it mean to say "another win for the Toe" and who is Nick Rekieta??"

AI knows all things, at least it knows enough that Nick Rekieta is a prominent figure in the Minneapolis LGBTQ+ community. SUFFAH REKEITA!!!

[EDIT] I'm going to piss myself LOL
These are unsubstantiated lies!

There's no evidence Nick ever stopped being a leather daddy!
 
The only time I ever think about this loser is when he tries to insert himself into relevancy or crashes again. I doubt anyone - even on reddit - is talking about him

Yes Tim still sponsors him too. Why? I don't know I don't think anyone actually watches ARCA do they?
I don't think a single person is going to join Timcast because of a 15th place retard crashing into a wall and being giggly about it.
What the fuck is wrong with this retard? His whole job consists of "turn left" and I dunno "don't crash into walls."

Isn't there some "turning left and not crashing into walls for absolute retards" course he can take?
Nick had some weird story about doing laundry at the end of the school year or something.
It's funny how so many of Nick's weird stories were distorted lies covering a horrifying truth about his subhumanity.
 
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