Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.
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For Kiwis too young to remember, throughout the 90s there were these widespread (completely unsubstantiated) rumors of there being a number of closeted homosexual black men in the mainstream American music industry. Nobody would back up the rumors publicly, and as the years wore on, the focus of these rumors would shift between different black american males. Tupac was a lightning-rod for these vague accusations before his eventual death, then the vague gossip centered around Puff Daddy (lol); as well as others.

This is all preamble for the observation that it looks like they have finally found a member of the mythical niggerfaggot cabal after all these decades

 

[ABB (Reloaded)]

I will never understand why she spends her time arguing with delusional HSTS Dolls rather than building bridges with euro house artists. like I know it's the cocaine but it really does get to a point. also to quote the user above me, it was a significant amount of men that were DL and this culture continues. I.e: Atlanta, Houston, or Fairfax

 

[Detective Carey]

>ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMOS


wonderful dig at will.i.am there!

It's almost some Francis E Dec level slur spewing.

 

[themanwhowalks]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.
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>88% of rap dudes are gay

Loud and clear Herr Banks

 

[umami's milk]

I've been thinking about this word all day. The Ultra-Nigmatic Mega Homos is probably a play on the Ultramagentic MC's but I'll be damned if doesn't work perfectly with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. I can't stop singing it.

You got Diddy, Drake, Ye and this Dave Blunts character apparently or whoever? Toss them in some sewer mutagen and nigga, you got a stew goin'.

To dampen everyone's fun:
"ULTRA NIGMATIC MEGA" most likely is referencing the song "Check it Out" that Nicki Minaj & will.i.am put out about 10 years ago; the glorious phrase is a lyric in the song. If there's an earlier use of this then please correct me.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

>ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMOS

I welcome this new slur.

 

[niggercattle]

She's an excellent shitposter. I wonder if she has an account on Lipstick Alley.

 

[PurpleEater]

I will never understand why she spends her time arguing with delusional HSTS Dolls rather than building bridges with euro house artists. like I know it's the cocaine but it really does get to a point. also to quote the user above me, it was a significant amount of men that were DL and this culture continues. I.e: Atlanta, Houston, or Fairfax

That's part of what makes her so fascinating. She could and should be spending time on creating new music and elevating her career which in part is in a downhill slope thanks to her trolling antics, but she wastes hours a day doing said trolling and shitposting while bragging about how much money and success she already has. She is an enigma.

In a sense, shitposting IS her true calling and career, with music being the side hustle (and selling bussy soap and potions she never actually ships).

Some more tweets in the troon slapfight:

 

[umami's milk]

creating new music

Whatever happened to all the music she was making in Sweden? Shit disappeared. It may have never existed in the first place.

 

[Meth Dick]

Cross-posting from the Kanye thread.
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Azealia based as always. I kneel before the one and only black queen

 

[W@rui]

X/Nitter/Archive

 

[Trombonista]

Scottish isn't a Germanic language.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

All I know is that I have had a good hearty laugh at the vast majority of Azealia Banks' posts.

The woman knows how to internet.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

In a sense, shitposting IS her true calling and career, with music being the side hustle (and selling bussy soap and potions she never actually ships).

I don't care about her music career, she's a very entertaining shitposter

 

[Chandelier]

Azealia when she feels the need to dunk on JK Rowling for some reason: "My femininity isn't threatened by the dolls. Don't be a drag, just be a queen!"

Azealia when one of said dolls calls her fat: "You have a man's face. Look at this picture, your Q angle is a dead giveaway. You will never be a woman."

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JKR is a "white bitch" to her, therefore easy prey and easy to get people on her side. When troons start smack talking her, that "trans allyship" goes right out the motherfucking window.

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[The Hardest R]

For Kiwis too young to remember, throughout the 90s there were these widespread (completely unsubstantiated) rumors of there being a number of closeted homosexual black men in the mainstream American music industry. Nobody would back up the rumors publicly, and as the years wore on, the focus of these rumors would shift between different black american males. Tupac was a lightning-rod for these vague accusations before his eventual death, then the vague gossip centered around Puff Daddy (lol); as well as others.

This is all preamble for the observation that it looks like they have finally found a member of the mythical niggerfaggot cabal after all these decades

Niggas being on the DL is and will always be a frequent topic of discussion amongst blacks. Suge Knight also said Dr. Dre enjoyed getting pegged. Of course this is after Dr. Dre left Death Row but it was talked about for years.

I don't care about her music career, she's a very entertaining shitposter

Azealia doesn’t have a music career. She releases a non-charting single every couple of years.

JKR is a "white bitch" to her, therefore easy prey and easy to get people on her side. When troons start smack talking her, that "trans allyship" goes right out the motherfucking window.

Azealia sees herself as black first and foremost. Any solidarity or “allyship” with wypipo is extremely temporary in the very best of scenarios. I’m still surprised people have not realized that yet after all these years.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Azealia doesn’t have a music career. She releases a non-charting single every couple of years.

Her songs are in the top 100 of my heart

 

[Otterly]

Ultra-Nigmatic-Mega-Homos.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more ultra-nigmatic, and temperate

 

[Nopenopenope]

After seeing her demolish Kanye for sucking dick I had to read the rest of the thread. Surely she must have a KF account? Based nigress, should be made an honorary white if TND ever happens.