Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Slur Generator]

That having been said, Ashton dunking on Anus and Ian almost makes Andy's 80 IQ interjections a price I am willing to pay

Was warski always so stupid or did coke fry his brain? I didn't watch him during the whole gamergate era.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Everyone says that Anisa is like Yoko Ono. I disagree. She’s more like Debra while Ian is like Floyd, Sam is like Trevor, Hasan is like “Bob” and AirsoftFatty is like Wade.

 

[JayseeDenton]

However, it does get very, very annoying when Warsky is explaining something and, mid-talk, we hear "LET'S GET SOME SUUUUUUBS!!!" from the bleachers

While i get your point, I unironically like this part. This is what streaming should be. Insanity, audience engagement, and dancing like a clown when the people throw pennies on stage. The streamer must understand that the audience is laughing with them and at them at the same time. If they lose that it's over.

It's things like chimping out over 5 subs and screaming like a stuck pig that are exactly what Ian/anisas podcast or Hasan's are missing, it's stale, boring, the only "value" is supposed to be their actual takes, and if you're going on twitch for actual takes you're retarded.

Spoiler: ADD Digression

I'll admit I just discovered KC and had never heard of either of them, but the fat guy's ranting style is funny even if repeats himself very often, The thin guy seems kind of pointless and retarded but is an important "ground" to bounce the energy off of. Kind of like ben was for tim dillon's show. And they both seem to be informed enough to cover lolcow behavior so i don't have to read 200 threads a day to stay in the loop on big news.

Anybody worth listening to about serious political discussion isn't going to be streaming twitch with a guerilla setup. H3 is sitting in an uncomfortable middle ground where he wants to be respectable but also act like a clown sometimes, and doesn't want to commit one way or the other which just sucks.

This is also what fucked up the drunken peasants podcast. They used to lean into the kayfabe and insanity of it all and it was great. The more they tried to have serious discussion the worse it got and eventually you realize how stupid they all (if you hadn't already figured it out).

Come to think of it, another thing KC does that Drunken Peasants used to do is have this nice balance between dipping into serious political events going on without wallowing in them. The focus is on things that don't really matter in the big picture, Ian, Hasan, or for the peasants the beast, onision, etc. That's nice for the escapist aspect, thinking about politics constantly is stressful, here you get to laugh at something not particularly important while occasionally the humor dips into what's going on as a nice "shout out" to current events if that makes sense.

The ideal stream is to have an entertaining core with a niche, but creative/humorous fanbase that you bounce off of. KC seems to use lolcow behavior as central piece to let jokes and humor form around, in many ways it's exactly like the farms for that reason.

Get too popular = It's over
Get too serious = it's over
Get involved in direct drama = it's over

Of course we all know who perfected this science years ago.
Long Live The King:

 

[Godmode]

Was warski always so stupid or did coke fry his brain? I didn't watch him during the whole gamergate era.

If anything, the cocaine added a few points to his IQ.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

This thread name really needs to be updated from thirsting after CRG to Hasan because CRG is an afterthought now and Hasan has become the bull

null is supposed to merge the rewrite with this one so i could ask lol

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Was warski always so stupid or did coke fry his brain? I didn't watch him during the whole gamergate era.

He's always been a stuttering retard, but I find him entertaining somehow.

Endearing may be a better word for it. He's da sektur's Teflon Tard.

 

[Leo Frank]

her mental state must be well

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

Kevin and his wife just had a baby, so he is probably doing this to put some extra money away for his kid's future. He even got another payment from them already according to Harley. I adore that Anisa's husband's money is going to a cute goofy chad in a real relationship while she posts herself making out with Hasan's dog on his dirty floor and Ian disassociates.

Adorable LA Beast fact. When his wife was pregnant he woke up at 6 am and streamed every day to train himself to be able to wake up and change diapers and feed the baby to help her. He's just a good guy. The total opposite of Ian and Anisa's sad dynamic.

LA Beast is a human golden retriever. The dude would do anything for anyone, I don't know that he's ever felt malice or hate in his life. Just a desire to test himself and improve. And he's content with making the same exact videos he's been making since 2009 for his audience. An audience I actually believe he's grateful for when he says it.

In short, he is the polar opposite of Ian and I wish he was matched up with him so we could get a video of him dumping Bittrex on Ian and eating him in under 7 minutes.

 

[diggersaurus]

her mental state must be well

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Anus probably saw Hasan looking at her tattoos in disgust while she was molesting his dog and mistook it for a glimmer of interest. Just because she could change Ian’s entire personality and reduce him to a sniveling pathetic mess doesn’t mean she can do that to Hasan.



He clearly has a type that is dainty, feminine and clear skin without shit tattoos (a search show he dated Pokimane too).



Her “highlight of the year” is starting her skinwalking journey of this girl.

Anus will have to sift back through the past hundred pages on KF to find that AI video of her kissing Hasan to lessen her BPD meltdown.

 

[Metatron]

Has Anisa ever publicly and genuinely complimented or shown affection to the cuck?

The only times I can remember her trying to elevate him was to actually elevate herself.

For example "married to a boxer" (lmao that aged so poorly).

Edit: fixed her dumb quote

 

[Cake Point]

her mental state must be well

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More tattoos means more mental issues. We love this.

 

[Poopy Pants Swastika Boy]

Anus probably saw Hasan looking at her tattoos in disgust while she was molesting his dog and mistook it for a glimmer of interest.

Considering how delusional she is, this is probably exactly what happened in her mind.

 

[Mystery Spy]

I wonder if it's jealousy? Either way, not only are the Jomhas leeches, but they're the dumbest leeches around. They didn't leech off of the Kleins to get clout or views for the event/podcast/other shit, they used him so they could get a bunch of mindless drone fans to defend them from da haydurs on da interwebs. What a bunch of dumb niggers

Very spot on analysis. I think that definitively was an element of jealousy too. Say all you want about Ethan, his success is truly mind blowing. He and Hila used to be dirty poor and desperate enough to be lowly drug dealers.

Edgy Ian used to very very rarely do sponsors (I only recall one, but others might remember others), and his fans would make excuses for his lack of typical money making schemes like selling merch and covering the newest hot thing, claiming it was because he was cool and 'didn't care about money'. With hindsight I think it was more like the puppet master with a business degree has no actual business acumen.

His podcast was clearly just him trying to get some of H3H3's success. It's truly mind blowing how he didn't even think on asking Ethan for help. Ethan is an ignorant in most things, but he and Hila have proven they know how to make money.

 

[Hateocracy]

Spoiler: Source

Apologies for not clipping, on a train. Thought I would detail specific snippets of Harley's comments from his DeOrio call-in that may not have been recorded by other glorious Farmers in this thread.
I strive to be as non-biased as possible with these bullet points. After watching this video, I do not like Harley.

• 00:39:00 CC2 Fighters were depending on the extra bonus money (the 30k on top of the 20k base stipend) after CC1 provided such a gift -- fighters were hinging their involvement in the event on this bonus pay
• 00:39:00 Harley insists money is no object to him and his proof of this is him turning down the offer from Keemstar to fight for $150,000
• 00:40:05 Harley confirms that all the fighters had been paid to stay at the hotel for 3 days--2 days of the event + third day for the Gala (relevant for CC2 expenses, add this on top of the purported $1.200.000 for fighter pay)
• 00:40:10 Harley states that the Gala @ CC2 had live signers (which he felt Anisa & Ian paid for and flew out to the event) as well as live performers including a comedy routine and live photographers as well as lavish spreads of food and drinks
• 00:40:30 Harley was under the impression that the fighters/event had paid for this Gala--he was NOT under the impression that the money intended to go to charity had paid for the Gala
• 00:41:00 Harley laughs when he realizes, in regards to the Gala, "that's when I realized the sick kids paid for the party *laughs* "
• 00:42:00 Harley states that a "big youtube company with lots of money that I dont want to name" requested 16 passes for CC3 -- all expenses paid -- for certain Youtubers to take part in this event (relevant for CC3 expenses)
• 00:46:00 According to Deorio and Harley, Ian sent a DM to the H3 crew apologizing for releasing the Content Cop when H3 was live, stating that they had "problems this morning" and that it "had to go down this way" and it was "an accident"
• 00:47:00 Harley snips at criticism about the CC charity : sarcastically claiming Deorio needs to hold a sub-a-thon charity so he can make money and "save one or two kids" to prove he's a good guy on the caliber of the Jomhas, running defense for the CC2 charity fumble
• 00:48:10 Harley believes that CC1 & CC2 was basically made by the H3 audience; the traction he saw in Internet circles came almost exclusively from the H3 camp and H3-adjacent communities
• 00:53:00 Harley felt that FroggyFresh was dropped exclusively because of his joke towards Anisa, and that the Sam Hyde justification was cover / damage control. He defended the Jomha's decision, feeling their choice was justified
• 00:53:45 Harley felt Ian not running to the defense of Hila was "pretty weak" after FroggyTonic's comments towards Hila, given that Harley rushed to the Jomha's defense of dropping FroggyFresh
• 00:57:00 Harley doesn't see an issue with sticking by the Jomha's despite acknowledging them rubbing elbows with people who openly want Israel annihilated. Harley is a jew and reminds us of this in this very video. Harley "just wants to box" and "not have a decades-old blood war in the middle east" attached to "a little charity boxing event"
• 01:01:00 Harley and Dad had a back-and-forth and were both perplexed by the amount of tickets reportedly sold for CC3, and investigated it and realized that more tickets hadn't been sold but rather that more of the CC3 event arena had been tarped off and would not be occupied by paying ticketholders
• 01:02:50 Harley states that LA Beast will be getting paid more money than he will. Harley stated one of his stipulations for participating in CC3 was that one fighter will not be getting paid more than He will. He claims to be against this on the principle of exceeding budget and feels the Gala should be scaled back if fighters will be paid more
• 01:06:05 Harley laments that Creator Clash is no longer a "simple charity event" because of this "[mocking tone] darned war in the middle east just KILLING the vibe" has made Creator Clash more complicated
• 01:07:00 Harley confirms that ticket sales and the fundraiser for charity are separate things and speculates this is to prevent the Event/Gala budget from ballooning because the Jomha's "cant figure it out"
• 01:09:45 Harley states that the Jomha's called and did a "temperature check" with Harley's team after dropping the Content Cop in regards to CC3 and Harley's teams' response to them was "not that good. it's not that good of a thing"
• 01:10:10 During the aforementioned "temperature check" the Jomhas told the Harley that his team "is the only one a little wonky" about CC3 perception and that all the other participants in CC3 were "good with it, everyone loves it, everyones fine, everyones great"
• 01:15:10 Harley alludes to feeling betrayed by the Jomha's due to his opponent (LA Beast) getting paid more than he is, but Harley also states "he has no proof" of this, only what LA Beast himself told him

 

[Would]

It's ironic that if Anus had never ruined her skin, hair, and kept a moderate gym regimen, she'd look like Hasan's type with the right clothes circa 2013-2016.
Now, she only has Ian and trannies who think a collage of bathroom graffiti on their skin and flabbiness has a chance to be the Roach King's type.

 

[Iron Hamster]

her mental state must be well

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The next step is self harm by cutting each one off.

 

[CoolFool]

What gets me is that Anisa doesn't even look genuinely happy to be playing with that dog. I really dislike people who try to read into something via body language, most of those claims are overblown or reaching, but I don't know how else to explain it, she just doesn't come across as someone who is actually enjoying playing and petting that dog. Which is sad, because that dog looks very sweet.

 

[W@rui]

What gets me is that Anisa doesn't even look genuinely happy to be playing with that dog. I really dislike people who try to read into something via body language, most of those claims are overblown or reaching, but I don't know how else to explain it, she just doesn't come across as someone who actually enjoying playing and petting that dog.

Her whole twitter account reads like this.

 

[Astag]

Iftar must last from 08:00 to 22:00 for Frogan for her to be as fat as she is. We can only hope this 20 kiloton whale jumps into the ocean, maybe then LA will finally go underwater. Makes me wonder why Hasan and all his leftist friends live in LA knowing how dangerous it is with Hijabba the Hut being around,

Spoiler

 

[Slur Generator]

It's ironic that if Anus had never ruined her skin, hair, and kept a moderate gym regimen, she'd look like Hasan's type with the right clothes circa 2013-2016.
Now, she only has Ian and trannies who think a collage of bathroom graffiti on their skin and flabbiness has a chance to be the Roach King's type.

Didn't Hassan date an actual whore that did porn?

her mental state must be well

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YAAAS QUEEN! More tattoos!