Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[twinArmageddons]

Because Zoey is too retarded to be given sharp knives. She would probably stick other people with them, or stick them in herself.

how do you cut salmon well with safety scissors????

 

[Schizoid Wife]

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[twinArmageddons]

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Oh i thought i was joking with my previous message thats legit fucking safety scissors for crayon munchers

 

[Hoi Polloi]

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>cutting almost directly on a table
>drops the scissors
>actual tiny craft scissors

10/10 zoobles would watch again

 

[BinaricHate]

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oh wow she does actually just go about her day with those nails. Don't know if I should be impressed or horrified

 

[Jarl Varg]

>drops the scissors

Anything that hits that floor is instantly contaminated, with God knows what.

 

[One Angry Computer]

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Ah, I see, it seems that she doesn't want to exert too much damage to the table under the salmon.

My recommendation:
Bitch, use a cutting board underneath the salmon and cut up that fish.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hmmm... what couldn't grow under these? Oh yeah! Filth, bacteria, and PARASITES. She probably plays in ditches, and other drainage areas too.
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She's gonna get Isabella Loretta Janke toe fungus growing on her fingernails.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

>cutting almost directly on a table
>drops the scissors
>actual tiny craft scissors

10/10 zoobles would watch again

Don't forget

>loud ass music she couldn't even bother to turn off before filming

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Bitch, use a cutting board underneath the salmon and cut up that fish.

She'd set that cutting board on fire as soon as she's able to and you know it

 

[Croak & Caw]

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>kick the door
>drop the scissors on the floor
Peak pinworm content.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>kick the door
>drop the scissors on the floor
Peak pinworm content.

Well, she said that her body is like a rental home, after all. You can't get picky with the new tenants

 

[FOUND YOU!]

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Zorbles, please for the love of God tell me you at least washed your hands.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Catposting, with luck she won't get food poisoning

 

[Croak & Caw]

Zorbles, please for the love of God tell me you at least washed your hands.

I am glad she is cooking and not doordashan', but it feels like watching someone do a bungee jump. It's scary by proxy.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Zorbles, please for the love of God tell me you at least washed your hands.

She's the reason why "You can't eat at everyone's house" is a saying.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Why is a can of bug spray on the table RIGHT BESIDES the food she's preparing?

 

[One Angry Computer]

She'd set that cutting board on fire as soon as she's able to and you know it

I know she's more than capable of setting a bowl of cereal with milk on fire, but I choose to be and teach our resident Florida gremlin the basics.

Besides, the longer she lives, the more lols we get.

 

[NerdShamer]

Anything that hits that floor is instantly contaminated, with God knows what.

And by "contaminated" you mean marinating in 11 essential pathogens that are essentially for her health

Why is a can of bug spray on the table RIGHT BESIDES the food she's preparing?

That's just the extra seasoning.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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>Trash everywhere
>Bug spray can is literally inches away from the fish
>Tiff using the wrong tool for the wrong job

Exactly what I expected.