Forget fast food, a couple of days anywhere where she has to work for tips and she's going to find herself thinking heretical thoughts when she starts noticing which demographics tend to be shitty tippers.
More like a Plun-darr 8.
5" inseams and crop tops on the boys? Wtf? No male dressed like that is going to be interested in her tuna ditch.Alyssa in a slutty crop top selfie.
Lol, as if Madonna won't cut a bitch to be the first Italian-America attention whore to become La Papessa.
I've never watched Doctor Who because I generally don't like sci-fi (even less so when it's tongue-in-cheek) but I agree with this just because it's the same actress who played Sue White in Green Wing and she was fucking hilarious.
Hopefully she'll stay OUT of the airport bathroom, as she'll definitely take a selfie if she wanders in there, and we just don't need to see that.
Photos of food posted up = tourist trap
Damn she is legitimately an alcoholic
To truly honor the great Roman tradition of getting unreasonably drunk we took a backpack full of cheap, sweet red wine on top of the Palantine Hill, had a wine and cheese picnic in the Fernese Gardens and just enjoyed the view while getting wasted in the summer sun.
Man, too bad Alyssa doesn't have any friends.
I imagine her beta cuck soy males would die halfway up there carrying a 5L wine bottle in a backpack.
Or perhaps she did what she does best: suck cock to get what she wants.
Sagger tits, bald, tattoos that look out of place on a prison crackwhore.
“Sex work” is just THOT stolen valor of prostitutes.
It's funny how she's trying to Italymaxx in her grandma's eveningwear while the crowds behind her are normally-dressed people moving around in the daytime and not drinking.
First they sent the Anti Christ, JD Vance, and the pope dies.
