🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gator_Aids]

With Ethan dead, the Ralphacurse will now pass to Xander... poor child is also a Vickers, imagine being dealt that hand in life,..

“The Half Gunt Prince”

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

How long until Ralph can be declared dead?

If there's no sign of him after a month he's probably dead right?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

How long until Ralph can be declared dead?

If there's no sign of him after a month he's probably dead right?

Only the gamba powers of BossmanJack can save him now! Austin will triple chuck mines against Ralph's life with the cartels then complain when it's rigged.

 

[pandabrawler]

Jim delays his stream the same day Ralph goes missing?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

How long until Ralph can be declared dead?

If there's no sign of him after a month he's probably dead right?

after a month, yeah.
glad he lost all that weight, I can't imagine that Mexico would have too many xxxxl coffins. and if he was cremated, the fat alone would cause a massive fire.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Jim delays his stream the same day Ralph goes missing?
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There's too many fingers pointing at Jim for Ethan's disappearance. He just needs to very slowly retract into his crippled turtle shell until the heat blows over.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I mean for all we know it could be a CRP situation and he's just in some Columbian Prison.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

after a month, yeah.
glad he lost all that weight, I can't imagine that Mexico would have too many xxxxl coffins. and if he was cremated, the fat alone would cause a massive fire.

Mexico does have its own obesity problem, so they would probably have something to put him in.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Can we get a poll going?

1) dead
2) alive but in jail
3) alive but in hospital
4) alive but in cartel torture chamber
5) alive because RALPHAMALE
6) dead and eating out his whore mother
7) alive but mistaken for a pig and is in a pig ranch or whatever they have in Mexico

 

[Um...]

I don’t give a shit about him, dead or alive. I just want someone to check in with the cats.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Remaster just got released a few days ago, Ethan Ralph is now missing, is this a coincidence? Anyone checked the new "Shivering isles"?

 

[Gator_Aids]

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Remaster just got released a few days ago, Ethan Ralph is now missing, is this a coincidence? Anyone checked the new "Shivering isles"?

If it were Hogwart’s Legacy I’d have an easier time believing it.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Remaster just got released a few days ago, Ethan Ralph is now missing, is this a coincidence? Anyone checked the new "Shivering isles"?

Didn't his PSP get repoed?

 

[break these cuffs]

I don’t give a shit about him, dead or alive. I just want someone to check in with the cats.

I'm sorry, but they're tortas by now.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

 

[KingLiberty76]

Please let the recent rumor be true

 

[BigPeanut]

Do they have niggers in Mexican and columbian jails to rape Ethan if that’s where he is?

 

[KingLiberty76]

Do they have niggers in Mexican and columbian jails to rape Ethan if that’s where he is?

according to estimates the black population in Colombia is about 9% and in Mexico its a little over 2%

 

[ShootyPee]

I have a feeling he's truly toast, bish

https://x.com/Godwinson2007/status/1916516685701435561

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I have a feeling he's truly toast, bish
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https://x.com/Godwinson2007/status/1916516685701435561

Ralph has a few black shirts it's gotta be him