🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Detective Smocaine]

Jim delays his stream the same day Ralph goes missing?
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Their souls are tethered together, if one of them dies then I unironically believe the other will be slowly lifted into the heavens and pass away within the same timeframe. If Ralph is actually dead then I don't expect Jim to live past another 72 hours, one could argue that the ragepig powered Jim to survive cancer aids and that power is gone now... but I think it's much more superstitious than that.

God wanted them to have a battle on that driveway to the death, they were destined to die together. We can start saying our goodbyes to Jim for real this time.

 

[Miller]

I guess the Battle of Jim's Driveway is not going to happen.

 

[ShootyPee]

5ft5, black shirt, described as tourist which means white, and I believe they mentioned he's over 200 pounds........

 

[KhorneFlakes]

I have a feeling he's truly toast, bish
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https://x.com/Godwinson2007/status/1916516685701435561

He's not as funny as he used to be but I can feel the shit eating angloid grin on his face as Godwinson is typing his tweets

 

[ShootyPee]

Jim delays his stream the same day Ralph goes missing?
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He's been missing for three days

 

[Sprate Header]

Update on Ralph from Hunter Moore, revealing Ralph allegedly didn't make it to Columbia:



(https://archive.ph/VQGNK)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I have a feeling he's truly toast, bish
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https://x.com/Godwinson2007/status/1916516685701435561

5ft5, black shirt, described as tourist which means white, and I believe they mentioned he's over 200 pounds........

That's way too tall to be Ralph. Coroners aren't prone to exaggerate.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

just remember everyone, if it turns out to be true that the pig is gone don't be sad, this was all part of God's Plan.

 

[ShootyPee]

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I asked an online java based Magic 8 Ball if Ethan Oliver Ralph is dead and it said yes three times!

 

[PauperVita]

Update on Ralph from Hunter Moore, revealing Ralph allegedly didn't make it to Columbia:
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(https://archive.ph/VQGNK)

This whole thing is a gay-op started by Cog days ago. Ralph rt’d something yesterday then removed it.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

I choose to believe in Ethan Ralph! He can't be dead! I refuse to believe it! Not because I stand with him, but because his death deserves to happen on livestream, and preferably when he's drunk and belligerent!

 

[Baklava]

I'm going to guess if anything happened, he probably got arrested.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It's all just hype for his Colombian porn debut!
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[Delany's Donkey]

This whole thing is a gay-op started by Cog days ago. Ralph rt’d something yesterday then removed it.

do you have an archive of the Retweet?

 

[Detective Smocaine]

just remember everyone, if it turns out to be true that the pig is gone don't be sad, this was all part of God's Plan.

I never thought I would say this but I hope Ralph is in heaven right now, imagining him hollering and seething from the clouds is really the only way I can cope with this great loss. I wasn't ready for him to get pig roasted in hell for all eternity, not yet at least, he really needed to go out with a bang before being put down like the feral animal he is.

 

[PauperVita]

do you have an archive of the Retweet?

No Cog’s chat was informing him yesterday people he claims to trust and he ignored it and just kept pushing the fake news that he drowned at the beach.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Not sure if it's reliable, but this person claims Ralph is ok: (x\a)

 

[Sprate Header]

Not sure if it's reliable, but this person claims Ralph is ok: (x\a)
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It's a joke, EmptyHero is just trolling Britbong with a fake screencap.

 

[Mikoyan]

Not sure if it's reliable, but this person claims Ralph is ok: (x\a)
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Not only is it britbong trolling: No way Ralph would make a corn joke.

 

[break these cuffs]

Their souls are tethered together, if one of them dies then I unironically believe the other will be slowly lifted into the heavens and pass away within the same timeframe. If Ralph is actually dead then I don't expect Jim to live past another 72 hours, one could argue that the ragepig powered Jim to survive cancer aids and that power is gone now... but I think it's much more superstitious than that.

God wanted them to have a battle on that driveway to the death, they were destined to die together. We can start saying our goodbyes to Jim for real this time.

It's like when an one of eldery couple who've been together 60 years dies. It's difficult for the other to go on living.