Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Jex]

Wear rubber gloves when washing dishes, maybe consider getting rid of the finger daggers. Whoever manages her property is never going to install a dishwasher.

 

[SquareNerd]

i am perfectly hygenic

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

NO THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE NOT

Factually incorrect. They are. And no amount of bug spray will stop their bugs from fucking up your things.

But there is a solution to this predicament.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Now tell me, Tiff, what is your opinion on LARPing and vampires?

Are you trying to get her on BG2?

Also, @mitsuba :3, do you audition to be on Fishtank S4?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Are you trying to get her on BG2?

Also, @mitsuba :3, do you audition to be on Fishtank S4?

It's a risky proposition, on account of her being a potential Summer 2.0, but the content she'd bring would be entertaining.

 

[Delaware 14]

I don't think she's listening to our advice guys.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Are you trying to get her on BG2?

Also, @mitsuba :3, do you audition to be on Fishtank S4?

no i havent because i dont have the ability to go out there yet
maybe ill audition for season 5

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

no i havent because i dont have the ability to go out there yet
maybe ill audition for season 5

You don't have a job and Production pays for the plane ticket. No excuse.

It could turn your life around and all it takes is 2 weeks of LARPing in the woods of New England.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

no i havent because i dont have the ability to go out there yet
maybe ill audition for season 5

As funny as that'd be I really suggest you don't expose yourself to the fishtank sphere. Even the most boring female contestants have fairly devoted stalkers, and it's not the sort of attention you want - even a devoted attentionwhore such as yourself would be wise to steer clear of it.

Also if you thought payton's punch was bad wait until Tiff tries to claw Frank's eyes out.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

You don't have a job and Production pays for the plane ticket. No excuse.

It could turn your life around and all it takes is 2 weeks of LARPing in the woods of New England.

i have a disability case waiting and im not allowed to handle more than 2000 dollars t a time

 

[DickMain]

NO THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE NOT

Well of course you don't have vampire problems. We know about the Garlic-scented Summer's Eve.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

i have a disability case waiting and im not allowed to handle more than 2000 dollars t a time

You've fallen into the welfare trap where you're not allowed to save, but since you aren't capable of working a regular job that's probably the good ending.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Well of course you don't have vampire problems. We know about the Garlic-scented Summer's Eve.

stop it

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

stop it

Small doses of garlic only serve to anger a sufficiently powerful vampire. You must construct the Lesser Staff of Worms if you want any hope of warding them off.

 

[Irregardless]

i have a disability case waiting and im not allowed to handle more than 2000 dollars t a time

Do you think anybody gives a shit about what retarded poor people do? If you hadn't said anything about it you would have been able to grift on fishtank and still end up getting your retard gibs.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Small doses of garlic only serve to anger a sufficiently powerful vampire. You must construct the Lesser Staff of Worms if you want any hope of warding them off.

i never stuck garlic up my ass
it was only an IDEA

 

[Jarl Varg]

i have a disability case waiting and im not allowed to handle more than 2000 dollars t a time

 

[NerdShamer]

STOP INSULTING MY COOKING

Did you actually use the bug spray on your fish as an preservative?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Did you actually use the bug spray on your fish as an preservative?

NO

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Do you think anybody gives a shit about what retarded poor people do? If you hadn't said anything about it you would have been able to grift on fishtank and still end up getting your retard gibs.

It's not Zoe-posting if she doesn't sprinkle heavy amounts of TMI in it