Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Someone should make a "X days, X hours, X minutes, X seconds since Patrick Sean Tomlinson said 'Enjoy prison stalker!'" website.

Could save some time and do half that since the days and hours are always gonna be zero, it's just a noise he makes now in between bouts of awake apnea.

 

[RussianParasite]

he is getting fucking fatter dude. his cheeks have absorbed even more of his ears than in the last selfie i remember nooticing this corpulent quirk.

holy fuck. how many pounds has he gained?

you can't even see both of his ears at once!!

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He is actually starting to look like the funny images that Owen guy came up with that exaggerated Patrick’s fat. In fact, I thought this was one of them when I first saw it.

He’s always been fat, but damn. I’m not kidding when I say he might be pushing 300 lbs now. Moon face from all the drinking as well (surprised cheeks aren’t a little more flushed though). A very pathetic existence.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat. Balding. Very rotund. Morbidly obese Piggy Ricky. Also loves kidnapping black children and grind them for niggeroni.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This gentleman appears a bit portly, doesn't he?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This gentleman appears a bit portly, doesn't he?

He's following the 45th Rule of Acquisition: Expand or die.

 

[Evan Kor]

My guess about this guy is that he tried to get his child aborted and that was used against him in family court and thus his entire personality and behaviors are just his coping mechanism for trying to get his child killed.

 

[GameratePTSD]

My guess about this guy is that he tried to get his child aborted and that was used against him in family court and thus his entire personality and behaviors are just his coping mechanism for trying to get his child killed.

When Patrick's wife started sleeping with his friend Jon (who has a MUCH larger penis than Pat) Patrick told her he was going to murder his newborn daughter once she was born. Pat is an actual tough guy. He doesn't leave the messy work to the abortionist. He gets his hands dirty himself.

Spoiler: Police report

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

I have no idea who those kids are that he's creepshotting.

Is that what he’s doing now? Is he just chilling out at the beach taking pictures of random kids? Also why is the obelisk from 2001 in the corner?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

he's just too stupid to take the picture from the other side so the shadow doesn't show?

this is not just normal portliness, this is true fatness of the mind



godsdamns it Tim Apple I needed the fucking hand to come along with it. Oh, well, you niggers can suffer I can't keep this in my clipboard anymore, the memory requirements are too fucking high

 

[Something Awful]

Today I found out there's a Patrick Tomlinson who's a successful children's development specialist and author. You can't make this shit up.





Mirror universe Patrick.



Gardening.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Doesn't a black ring mean you get off on being cucked by black men?

You mean he gets off Nikki watching him getting pegged by a negro? We know Rick is into things...

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

God he just keeps getting fatter!

I suppose a steady "diet" of beer and ground up niglets would cause one to get to that size.

Sad!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

he is getting fucking fatter dude.

 

[grey area]

Sometimes I wonder if Pat has a humiliation fetish, but then it clicks that he's really just fucking stupid. He sets himself up for this. Holy shit, he is HUGE.

Three seemingly benign photos that paint a fascinating picture, but he should've waited until those random kids were out of frame. It doesn't help that he already looks like a predator, but it's expected brainlet behaviour from our favourtie rube.

Niki seems absent lately.

 

[Something Awful]

Someone on OnA pointed out that the miserable tuft of hair on his fat head makes Rick look like a turnip, and that's spot on. Puts his constant, inexplicable use of the word as an insult in a new light. Probably what kids called him in school.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Someone on OnA pointed out that the miserable tuft of hair on his fat head makes Rick look like a turnip, and that's spot on. Puts his constant, inexplicable use of the word as an insult in a new light. Probably what kids called him in school.

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"Everyone laughed at me until I became the turnip!"


Yes, even Arthur was a would be author.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Someone on OnA pointed out that the miserable tuft of hair on his fat head makes Rick look like a turnip, and that's spot on. Puts his constant, inexplicable use of the word as an insult in a new light. Probably what kids called him in school.

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No stlaker baby vegetable child; it is you who is the turnip child. I’m so sorry you’re so fucking stupid, you fucking turnip. You concluded your life with a cage long ago, stlaker root child. This is why your life is already over, Atalker turnip child. Wait for the chop.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Someone on OnA pointed out that the miserable tuft of hair on his fat head makes Rick look like a turnip, and that's spot on. Puts his constant, inexplicable use of the word as an insult in a new light. Probably what kids called him in school.

I'm not fat and it's not a moomoo, stlaker child...

 

[Oliver Onions]

so that you can remind Fatrick that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life

Are you using they/them to respect Pat's pronouns or because he's so fat he counts as multiple people?

 

[Irene and 22 others]

How fucking retarded do you have to be to threaten violent reprisal against federal agents when you're suing the local PD for doing their job against a person with a conviction relating to domestic violence who also happens to have an appalling, hate-filled online presence?

Pat is an affront to the real victims. Perhaps I'm thinking optimistically, but I hope the courts utterly ravage him and set an example. His LotR "jokes" should be enough to throw him in an oubliette with one daily hunk of niggeroni and stale bread to subsist on.

I think the biggest affront was when he used a service meant for financially insecure women who were victims of domestic violence to file complaints against the police department or something to that effect. He's utterly shameless in his jackassery and the universe would not be worse for his absence. The only people who would miss him at are us and the OnA brothermen.