🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GPRIMACADO]

3 days and many ask:

 

[Max Free]

I've misread the feature at first and my heart skipped a beat. You never truly appreciate your lolcows until you think they are no more. Hopefully, everybody knows how unique Ralph is and how much poorer the farms would be without him.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT

 

[Ventrue]

I lost everything, its never been so over. Why? Why must Ralphmania run wild on Maker's Mark and not die in an ocean off the shores of Meheco?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I am half-awake and misread the title on the features, I almost had a heart attack before reading again.

Now I'm disappointed.

 

[terry fan 67]

Will Ralph get his head punched in yet another country?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Fatty must live. I love laughing at his antics and his pathetic life.

 

[Trans Randy]

I've misread the feature at first and my heart skipped a beat. You never truly appreciate your lolcows until you think they are no more. Hopefully, everybody knows how unique Ralph is and how much poorer the farms would be without him.

Yes, I also first misread it as "Ethan Ralph has announced that he is dead".

 

[D84]

Will Ralph get his head punched in yet another country?

Latino fist fetish?

 

[porkWellington]

The very first thing Ralph does is message Linx like a good Discord Kitten. I really hope Ralph tries sweeping the disappearance under the rug because that means he's done some real bad shit

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

You can't abort the retort, bish

 

[AltisticRight]

It looks like a certain Anglo faggot who wears a worse suit than Sargon was WRONG AGAIN and being a GAYOPPING ANGLOID FAGGOT.

Shame. Many such cases.

 

[Max Free]

Yes, I also first misread it as "Ethan Ralph has announced that he is dead".

My brain just immediately threw away the first half of the sentence when I thought I read "Ethan Ralph is dead". I felt a small shock first before I realized there was something wrong with how I read it.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Rats...

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He usually loves to post selfies and clips of him talking, but in the video there is no piggy to be heard or seen.

I too was confounded when I just watched a quiet video of a plane landing. I kept waiting for pig squealing that never came. Curious.

Also, for those asking why it took several days for him to get from Merida to Medellin, the answer is simple. He's constantly fucked up and has a babby passport in addition to only being able to afford the shittiest flights with the worst layover durations. He likely turned up late and zooted for his first flight and had to reschedule. Gunt's razor wins again!

Fanfic Farms: Thumbed
Retort status: Unabortable

 

[The Backwards Man]

2 more weeks bros...

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

Heard Island, there is no one around to tell the Ralphamale what he can and can't do and he can become king of the penguins.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Don't tell me we're getting another Ralphamale sex tape...

 

[Trans Randy]

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Don't tell me we're getting another Ralphamale sex tape...

Holy shit it's real LMFAO
oh my god he actually went to Colombia thinking he's going to become a porn star fucking 18-year old porn trafficking victims... that's a new low even for Ralph

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Holy shit it's real LMFAO
oh my god he actually went to Colombia thinking he's going to become a porn star fucking 18-year old porn trafficking victims... that's a new low even for Ralph

Do you think he sent the video he made with Faith as his audition tape?