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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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He isn't gloating that it was a "werk" huuummmm....
I mean he sent this 3 days ago.

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Bold for you to assume they're even 18-
inb4 there’s proof and U.S. authorities pursue charges under federal law (e.g., illicit sexual conduct abroad statutes).

Even if the local age of consent is lower, U.S. citizens can still be charged based on U.S. age of consent laws when overseas.
 
inb4 there’s proof and U.S. authorities pursue charges under federal law (e.g., illicit sexual conduct abroad statutes).

Even if the local age of consent is lower, U.S. citizens can still be charged based on U.S. age of consent laws when overseas.
As far as I'm aware there has never been a single prosecution brought under those statutes.
 
Obviously he got pig-shuffled in the cargo hold and had to be rerouted. Never thought he'd make it! Well when the lolcows come home, the pigs fly. But what goes up must come down.

Found some footage of his big welcome after arriving from the airport.

 
I don't mean to be a post-gunt sex tape wet blanket, but the authorities will catch Ethan way before somebody with a switchblade does.

I've lived north of Medellin for many years as a gringo. Down there people travel in groups. So if I see you and I know you and you're in another group, your group will think I'm cool because you know me and vice versa we won't have a problem.

Loud mouth fucking Americans will attract the wrong kind of attention. However, this time last year there was a massive arrest and sting op for an American and I mean fat greasy American sex ring. Underage girls human trafficking abuse rape the whole nine. To get into that part of town, you have to have plans to leave or they won't let you in. The federal government in Columbia is very strict and will watch most of his moves.

Also, the economy has really hit the fan there as of late. People who were bad before are desperate and people who were good before are now desperate as well. I would not be surprised if he wakes up on the street naked.

Aside from that, if you've never been, it's a beautiful city. It's a beautiful country. The people are very warm-hearted very helpful and polite. The women are beautiful. The climate is perfect. Everyday. You can eat like a king on the street for $16 American. However if you walk in looking for trouble asking for drugs etc. It's like failing a mission early in Grand theft Auto and you will find yourself getting your face punched in. The locals do not take kindly to people referring to Pablo, Escobar and cocaine. They're not proud of that past, but the people who were around doing other bad things will always teach a lesson.

Most police interactions in the street after hours are similar to a Rodney King beating situation. This should be interesting
 
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