Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

GET TENDER & SILKY STEAK - VELVETING MEAT​

(04/25/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rnixR5sVEe4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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That purple Buc-ee’s shirt he’s wearing is atrocious.

Everyone talking about their preferences for popcorn gets a puzzle piece

I usually pop mine on the stove with some avocado oil in either a pot or saucepan, depending on how much I’m making.

EVOO or melted ghee goes on afterwards, and it’s then tossed with Celtic sea salt and dried herbs (most commonly oregano, thyme, basil, sage) or smoked paprika. Sometimes, I’ll get adventurous and try different flavors from the seasonings aisle of the grocery store (Old Bay is wonderful). Every now and then, I’ll do rosemary and grated parm. Delicious.

Engagement bait about AI slop

Again…the fact that Mr. Techtime doesn’t have this formatted as a poll xeet makes me irrationally angry.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

From today's Eye To Eye, Jack is starting to become aware of the Jewish Question.

 

[the khat quaffer]

From today's Eye To Eye, Jack is starting to become aware of the Jewish Question.

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SEPARATED. AT. BIRTH.

For what it's worth (nothing) Fauci does look like a goddamn Gringotts goblin.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack gushing about guys hitting women. Charles replies with equal rights equal lefts.

Premise 1: Equal rights, equal lefts.
Premise 2: The ADA is a law that grants equal rights to the disabled.
Premise 3: Jack Scalfani is disabled.
Premise 4: The law gives Jack equal rights to the non-disabled.

Conclusion: We non-disabled people now have Jack's (implied) and Charles's (explicit) permission to dispense equal lefts to Jack Scalfani. We can just go up to him and clock the ever-loving piss out of him. We have his consent to add a second beluga indent to his skull and send him fucking flying from his wheelchair -- probably to the applause of whatever random local chain he was currently "rating" and filming.

Spoiler: Extended Logic

And if we tell him we're about to do it and we do it from the front, there could even be honor in it.

 

[Tiresome]

Pasta and beans don't qualify as food in Fatty's brain.

Which is hilarious, for a self-proclaimed proud Eyetalian. (and actual part-Arab mutt)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack’s bizarre fixation on getting the most food for his money makes me wonder why he doesn’t just live on plain pasta and beans.

Oh yeah because he’s a fat fuck who loves eating more than anything else in life.

But still, gotta wonder what happened in his childhood to inculcate in him such extreme concern of maximum food for spend. Even my Depression-era immigrant grandparents, who almost literally starved to death in the former USSR, weren’t like this.

It had to be severe because I never ran into this issue with my own grandparents.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It had to be severe because I never ran into this issue with my own grandparents.

It can manifest in different ways. I noticed that meat is a primary fixation for a lot of families with origins behind the Iron Curtain. I once co-hosted a dinner with a colleague from what was Czechoslovakia. She absolutely freaked the fuck out because the caterers were slow to bring out the meat dish. Later, speaking to a mutual friend about it, I mentioned she’d been stressed about the catering and he said, “Let me guess, the meat took too long to be served?” Turns out she’d had the same exact meltdown at her wedding reception.

This also comes out when purchasing meat, which is when they fully expect to be cheated. They suspect every grocery store butcher of being thieves who have rigged the scales to rob them blind and pocket the difference.

I’ve talked to a lot of people with Soviet or other Cold War ancestry and these are surprisingly common anxieties. But as far as I’m aware Jack is just a garden variety dago, no?

 

[p1138]

I’ve talked to a lot of people with Soviet or other Cold War ancestry and these are surprisingly common anxieties. But as far as I’m aware Jack is just a garden variety dago, no?

Retard born and raised in southern California.

I make sense of Jack's delusions and egregious entitlements by regarding him as an elderly, infirm, special needs child who is just smart enough to recognize that he has wasted his life in a way which has resulted in no one being happy to hear from him, and that he has no remaining options or chances but to spend all his remaining time eating and antagonizing others - a terminal cow in the final stage(s) of his bovine pathology.

The problem with that is he's been doing it since his early 30s as shown by his 20+ year old blog posts. He's gotten less capable of being a fuckhead in public over time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Retard born and raised in southern California.

I meant his forebears. I’m second generation American and I still picked up a lot of the frugalities my grandparents passed to my father. That shit often lingers for generations.

 

[The Stranger]

I’ve talked to a lot of people with Soviet or other Cold War ancestry and these are surprisingly common anxieties. But as far as I’m aware Jack is just a garden variety dago, no?

Instead of having lived experience from one of the worst regimes in modern history, Jack is simply a greedy fat fuck with a generous amount of boomer paranoia to boot.

 

[p1138]

I meant his forebears. I’m second generation American and I still picked up a lot of the frugalities my grandparents passed to my father. That shit often lingers for generations.

That's fair. I don't recall Fatty ever discussing his heritage beyond pretending he's Italian, so even if he did then it may still be BS.

 

[Marc]

Jack's sole values and priorities are eatin', recreational outrage, and pretending to be somebody. He still attempts to dress these vices up in pretensions of Christianity, patriotism, or any other culture that comes along - but he's no good at it. So everything Jack does ends up being an insult to the group he presumes to be speaking for or paying tribute to. He fucks everything up, pretends he did great, then lashes out when pressed on a single detail. These qualities make Scooty Sloth a liability to anyone stupid or unlucky enough to be around him; because he needs something from everybody and needs it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. THNX MOM.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack spews blasphemy against Daddy Elon

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Didn't he buy a hat with the X logo on it and upload a pic of him wearing it to twitter like it was cool? What the fuck is wrong with his brain. Of all the faggiest things you could possibly buy.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I think this is all of them?
I spoilered it because it’s a table and didn’t want to break the page. The crossed out ones have either been given away or lost in the move from Cali to TN.

If I’m missing any, let me know.

Spoiler: Grills

#	Name	Type	Year	Kitchen Era
1​	Santa Maria BBQ	Charcoal	2010​	Green Cali Kitchen
2​	Amana AM30LP-P	Gas	2012​	Green Cali Kitchen
3​	Weber Genesis 330	Gas	2013​	Green Cali Kitchen
4​	Traeger Texas Grill	Smoker	2014​	Tennessee Kitchen
5​	Portable Traeger Grill	Smoker	2015​	Tennessee Kitchen
6​	Orion Cooker	Convection/Steam/Smoke	2015​	Tennessee Kitchen
7​	Grilla Grills Silverbac	Smoker	2016​	Tennessee Kitchen
8​	Char-Grillers AKORN Kamado	Charcoal	2017​	Tennessee Kitchen
9​	Vision Grill Kamado	Charcoal	2017​	Tennessee Kitchen
10​	Char-Grillers Texas Trio	Gas & Charcoal	2018​	Tennessee Kitchen
11​	Member's Mark Kettle Grill	Charcoal	2018​	Tennessee Kitchen
12​	Weber Master Touch Kettle Grill	Charcoal	2018​	Tennessee Kitchen
13​	George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grill	Electric	2018​	Tennessee Kitchen
14​	Z Grills (no model specifed)	Smoker	2018​	Tennessee Kitchen
15​	Masterbuilt Electric Smoker Sam's Club Exclusive	Electric Smoker	2019​	Tennessee Kitchen
16​	Pit Boss Copperhead 5 Series	Smoker	2019​	Tennessee Kitchen
17​	Blackstone Griddle w/ stand	Gas Griddle	2019​	Tennessee Kitchen
18​	Camp Chef Woodwind Smoker	Smoker	2020​	Tennessee Kitchen
19​	Campfire Grill - MMM USA	Campfire Grill	2021​	Tennessee Kitchen
20​	Asmoke Portable Smoker Review - FATHER'S DAY GIFT	Smoker	2021​	Tennessee Kitchen
21​	ZGrill Smoker Blind Box (ZPG-550C Model)	Smoker	2021​	Tennessee Kitchen
22​	Orion Bullet Smoker	Smoker	2022​	Tennessee Kitchen
23​	London Sunshine 13" Kamodo BBQ Grill	Charcoal Grill	2022​	Tennessee Kitchen
24​	Monument 6 Burner Grill With Clearview Window	Gas Grill	2022​	Tennessee Kitchen
25​	Brisk It Origin-580 Smart Grill	Smoker	2023​	Thomas Ct
26​	Thor Kitchen Portable Stainless Steel BBQ Grill	Gas Grill	2024​	Thomas Ct
27​	Denali 605 Pro by Monument Grills	Gas Grill	2024​	Thomas Ct
28​	Huntsman Kettle Kamado	Charcoal	2024​	Thomas Ct

 

[Marc]

Didn't he buy a hat with the X logo on it and upload a pic of him wearing it to twitter like it was cool? What the fuck is wrong with his brain. Of all the faggiest things you could possibly buy.

It's his wife's money, and he spends it like it's Monopoly money while lying to the rest of us about spending it. I'm surprised Jack didnt make a tweet pretending Elon personally sent it to him as a gift, while @ing Elon to say "LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT DAD! #ENDWROKFRUMHOME #DOGE."

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Which is hilarious, for a self-proclaimed proud Eyetalian. (and actual part-Arab mutt)

It's even funnier when you consider actual Italians it' s all about the pasta. The right pasta for the right dish. Not too much sauce because the pasta is the main draw not the sauce.

From today's Eye To Eye, Jack is starting to become aware of the Jewish Question.

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Such wonderful Christian values from Fatty. Do you think he knows Jesus was Jewish?

 

[Tiresome]

Didn't he buy a hat with the X logo on it and upload a pic of him wearing it to twitter like it was cool? What the fuck is wrong with his brain. Of all the faggiest things you could possibly buy.

Jack's brain is dying, he can't hold onto a single opinion because by the time Old Croaky slurs into his voice to text and posts it, it's gone forever to be replaced with something equally retarded. He probably texted his hate for the name X WHILE wearing his X hat.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

New F as in Frank shows how Jack and his retarded friend both lack any understanding about how the law works with only counterarguments to their stupidity being just "BUT WHAT ABOUT BIDEN", and then acting like anyone shouldn't be above the law despite previously defending how certain people should be above the law. Jack also compares the process of being checked at an airport for bags is the same as the process for getting citizen status in another country. Mocks people for using personal arguments like "what if jr got deported" to then using personal arguments like "WHAT IF AN ILLEGAL HELD YOUR MOM UP WITH A KNIFE TO YOUR NECK!" and comparing children stealing candy to people breaking the law.

Jack claims that "Stupidity" triggers him.

"I get passionate for logic" - Jack Scalfani

Jack also gets on another rant about how the vaccines are fake and how people need to wake up to the reality that "THE JAB" is evil and saying that COVID vaccines are still going to hurt people some day like "YEAH SIDE EFFECTS CAUSE DEATH!"

Its even dumber since Jack specifically is whining about Pfizer and not screaming about the other vaccine companies. Jack and his friend admit to not taking vaccines, with Jack saying that he won't take flu shots anymore. They also compare the immune system to vaccines.

"IT IS NOT A VACCINE!"

"COVID IS NOT COVID, COVID IS THE FLU!"

"NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S IN DA BOTTLE!"

Jack implies that the only people who died of Covid were in hospitals and implied hospitals killed people. Jack and his friend call doctors "legalized drug dealers" and compared them to car salesman. Jack also claims he is not giving bad medical advice because "it's common sense"

Both Jack and his friend get triggered when someone in the livestream chat called them Trump cultists and were crying about how Trump "woke everyone up"



They also ramble on about Star Wars because of the Episode 3 rerelease.

Devout Christian Jack keeps questioning "HOW IS DA NEXT POPE CHOSEN?" repeatedly.

Jack: "I'm a devout follower of Christ. That is the direct definition of Christian"
Jack the next sentence: "I'm not trying to push religion on anybody"

>Jack's face while his friend researches how the Pope election works


"Dat guy's in it for da money and fame" - Jack on Zelenskyy

Jack was about to blow a fuse at someone for saying Trump fell asleep during the Pope's funeral by saying he'd prepare to rant about Biden.

I kinda stopped around there because this podcast almost really tested my patience especially with how Jack and his friend kept acting smug know-it-alls while even on topics they know little to nothing about

 

[Tiresome]

The age we live in has allowed people the freedom to be more proudly stupid and ignorant to the entire world than has ever been possible in human history. Jack is the true Twenty-First Century man.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

From today's Eye To Eye, Jack is starting to become aware of the Jewish Question.

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Most Jews have dual citizenship? Fatty has never met an American Jew in real life, hasn’t he?