Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Something Awful]

Lucas "managed to lost" his hard drives (plural?).







How do you lose shit in your carry-on luggage? He truly is retarded.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Lucas has been drawing freckles on his face for a while. Even gave a video tutorial at some point to teach his fans, too.

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Totally normal thing for an aging, balding man to do.

How can a castrated man be a top? He doesn’t have a dick anymore.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lucas "managed to lost" his hard drives (plural?).

That's really convenient he lost anything that might contain evidence of any criminal wrongdoing on his way back to the country where he was threatening to sue the police.

 

[Stinkyboy]

In before keffls gets swatted for cp

 

[Ceral Funt]

One can only hope.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Lucas "managed to lost" his hard drives (plural?).

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How do you lose shit in your carry-on luggage? He truly is retarded.

Keffals skibidi'd the hard drives?

 

[joebobmurphy]

Lucas "managed to lost" his hard drives (plural?).

I accidentally 500 cc of estrogen. Is that bad?

You accidentally what?

500 cc of estrogen.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals is streaming from London, Canada once again, is rewriting history and claiming this 2 month trip will be the longest they've been in Canada since the Swatting (Totally ignoring the fact he moved back from Ireland and lived in the luxury apartment for ~8 months).

The Keffals manuscript which was being written for 3 years is complete. 270 pages, 93,000 words of pure copium. I wonder if any publisher will actually want to touch it


Keffals... real job

 

[W@rui]

I wonder if any publisher will actually want to touch it

Worst case scenario for him is uploading it to Amazon and having it published there.

 

[Something Awful]

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.



Fat.



Sickly.



Chunky boi.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The Keffals manuscript which was being written for 3 years is complete. 270 pages, 93,000 words of pure copium. I wonder if any publisher will actually want to touch it

I think it's time for Lolcow LLC to expand into the publishing business. I desperately want to read this fanfic.

 

[Punished Neco]

I skimmed through some of the stream.
Despite claiming to be drama free Keffals decided to phone up Rose Mullet and have them on speakerphone up to the mic.

Meanwhile, Keffals has once again given a new date for the lolsuit against London police, and wouldn't you know it, it's once again "next year" (Which Keffals has been saying for the past 3 years at this point).
Admits it's not about morality, or trying to make a change for the better by making the London police wear bodycams (Which is what the original claim was).
All pretense of this lolsuit being a change for the better is gone.
Finally admits all he wants is money

No Keffals, the police didn't fuck up your life, you did that all by yourself

Great minds think alike, I posted that exact same comparison like 2 years ago

 

[Xev]

I enjoy watching an aging twink turn into the balding fat man he was always meant to be.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

His rotting soul is starting to show in his body, he looks very fucked, both literally and figuratively.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

First thought I had was that this is a total Steven D fit, with the physique to match!

 

[Chongqing]

There used to be a restaurant in London, Ontario called Sorrenti's. Any lore on how he chose the name?

 

[Thel Vadam]

free ride to a kushy internet career with asspat's and coke and couldn't even do the bare minimum.
how long can you live with the weight of your failure? can keffals still cope themselves into believing they succeeded?

 

[Haramburger]

There used to be a restaurant in London, Ontario called Sorrenti's. Any lore on how he chose the name?

His mother's name is Katherine Sorrenti(maiden name), it's in the OP. I think this is an American/North American thing though, there's a restaurant that has the same name as the last name of someone you go to school with, and you ask and they're not related at all

 

[Blackstar]

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

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Fat.

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Sickly.

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Chunky boi.

One minute you're a grifting cry bully rubbing elbows with journalists. The next, you're a gunted junkie who has burned every ounce of credibility you have.

Life sure comes at you fast.