Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

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She is bigger than a 6x, she cant buy pants anymore its why she only wore the same yoga pants even with the hole in it and now the whale isnt wearing pants.

Sigh. She's moved on to the dreaded skirt/muumuu stage of obesity. It's a sad stage to get to. I wonder when Sharla will be there to lift her fupa to clean it for her and get yeast in her eye (that legit happened on an ep of My 600lb Life. I almost vommed.)
 
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Now we did it. We are in trouble because Large Marge is pissed!

You beat me to it lol. Who is this bitch kidding anyway? She LIVES for the drama and lets face it, she wouldn't have a social life without YouNow.

Idk how Amy Slaton is winning the "Who weighs more?" poll. Amy is a large gal but ALR is like a female Michelin Man.

I don't get it either. Front facing they are about the same size but the side view really shows how much weight ALR has over Amy.
 
Now we did it. We are in trouble because Large Marge is pissed!

:story: Nobody is watching this pork orc because she is an intelligent or interesting person, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume the only reason anyone tunes in to this freak show is for the drama and lies. Shut your ass up and stream a funyun mukbang, big AL.
 
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She has made sooo much progress!
 
I thought she made money off YouNow? Or at least iirc, she uses it to socialize because she's lonely and unemployed.

I haven't researched this in any sort of depth, but I think with the "tips" most of her money comes from YouNow. It would explain why she spends literally hours on YouNow answering the same 5 questions every time, and why her Youtube content has slowed to a trickle of no-effort bullshit.

Translation: she's gonna suck it up and take the YouNow abuse like a big girl, cuz she can't afford not to.
 
Lmao she thinks we give a fuck if she doesnt come on younow anymore? 90% of the people on there go to troll her and the other 10% are 13 year old kids calling her fat.

She has no love in her life (her fake big friends don't count). She'll be back on younow to beat her loneliness very soon.

Btw is it just me or is Sharla lacking a lot of IQ points? Sad to say this but Big AL seems smarter than both sharla and dustin put together.

Anyone have any updates on Becky Williams? Apparently Becky's making them take it slow lmao she prob can't stand the idea of having to lift her fucking fupa to find her clit
 
Btw is it just me or is Sharla lacking a lot of IQ points? Sad to say this but Big AL seems smarter than both sharla and dustin put together.

Sharla, as this goes on, appears to be cartoonishly stupid. At first I thought it was a mixture of her accent and sarcasm, but now I think it's just a genuine dumb-talk. This is gonna sound as judgemental as hell but anyone who uses the word "ain't" during a real conversation is a dipshit.
 
Oh don't worry, she'll need to eat a couple of 5,000 calorie chain restaurant meals soon, she needs the money.

It's not cheap to eat like this. She's gotta be overeating every meal, all day. Expensive, yo. She'll put up with some haters for her food. And there's usually some extra for cheap Walmart-style China-made necklaces.

Life is good. Goals!
 
She knows she is fucked by September. Dusty is still paying her half of rent but Victimlynn knows its done.

My current prediction is that she will move into the basement of one of her more established squad members, like Mary or Sharla. Then they will have a huge falling out once they get tired of big AL not pulling her weight, and having to be driven around and taken care of.
 
She's on younow. Says nutritionist won't help her, because she already knows what she is suppose to be eating. She finds cooking boring, and eats vegan or vegetarian frozen Amy's tv dinners all the time. Says she is losing weight because she is starving herself during the day and eats at night.
 
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