Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mario and Toad are gonna have an awful tough time pulling up THIS turnip.
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Never mind vegetables. Which enemy character does Fat Rick remind you the most of?
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Enjoy subcon, sleeper.
 
Someone on OnA pointed out
that's all well and good but there was a far more concerning mention on the second, better forum and @Judge Holden's attention ought to be drawn to it.

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this is a famous selfie of Rick's. but until a certain disfigurement was highlighted, i had no idea it was there. and i hate that i know it now.

zoom and enhance, stlaker.

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is it like a clitoris? a fatoris, maybe?
 
oday I found out there's a Patrick Tomlinson who's a successful children's development specialist and author. You can't make this shit up.
I've been told from someone in the profession that this Patrick Tomlinson's books and articles are really good, if you are in the field. They also seem to be highly rated on amazon. Seems fitting that there is a proper Patrick Tomlinson who is a force of good in the world, to balance out the failed author one. I guess God loves irony.
 
God, it would be so fucking funny if ICE raid the hovel because Fat is renting the AirBNB to a Tren de Aragua member.

I can just imagine the squealing as the feds pin fatty to the ground. "Nooooooo, child! Eduardo is a hard-working LOYAL FATHER OF SIX, CHILD! HE'S MORE AMERICAN THAN YOU, CHILD!!!"
 
that's all well and good but there was a far more concerning mention on the second, better forum and @Judge Holden's attention ought to be drawn to it.

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this is a famous selfie of Rick's. but until a certain disfigurement was highlighted, i had no idea it was there. and i hate that i know it now.

zoom and enhance, stlaker.

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is it like a clitoris? a fatoris, maybe?
Pigga's so fat he has an honest to god flesh moustache
 
Patrick Tomlinson's books and articles are really good
I had to read this post five or six times before I could wake up enough to realize I didn't need to report it directly to the Head Slobbermut for obvious violations of all the amendments and half the commandments.
 
God, it would be so fucking funny if ICE raid the hovel because Fat is renting the AirBNB to a Tren de Aragua member.

I can just imagine the squealing as the feds pin fatty to the ground. "Nooooooo, child! Eduardo is a hard-working LOYAL FATHER OF SIX, CHILD! HE'S MORE AMERICAN THAN YOU, CHILD!!!"
11 people protested the judge in Milwaukee who tried to hide the illegal. I am sure hundreds of thousands of future pepperoni would protest to keep Fatrick locked up
 
that's all well and good but there was a far more concerning mention on the second, better forum and @Judge Holden's attention ought to be drawn to it.

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this is a famous selfie of Rick's. but until a certain disfigurement was highlighted, i had no idea it was there. and i hate that i know it now.

zoom and enhance, stlaker.

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is it like a clitoris? a fatoris, maybe?
 
this is a famous selfie of Rick's. but until a certain disfigurement was highlighted, i had no idea it was there. and i hate that i know it now.

zoom and enhance, stlaker.
Why do you wish for us to suffer?
Rick has posted another picture from his trip to the beach, looks like he made a friend.
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I'm rather surprised no creative individuals have utilized this picture to change the reflection in Rick's sunglasses to something comical. We're slacking here, gents.
 
Rick has posted another picture from his trip to the beach, looks like he made a friend.
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And thus the Patposter Hive Mind strikes again...
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Seriously it gets genuinely surreal how so many people independently get the same shitpost ideas solely by unconsciously tapping in to both fatrick lore and kiwifarms lore together. Its like how many times this thread has unwittingly circled back to HP lovecraft or the notion of a Fatrick multiverse, each time due to different prompts and with different chains of reasoning
 
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What sort of mental gymnastics does one have to do to convince themselves that they aren't fat but in fact big boned?

This ffwbt is really letting himself go
If he just quit beer, he'd look 15 years younger and less bloated, he can still munch on pepperoni all he wants, just quit drinking bro.
 
Seriously it gets genuinely surreal how so many people independently get the same shitpost ideas solely by unconsciously tapping in to both fatrick lore and kiwifarms lore together. Its like how many times this thread has unwittingly circled back to HP lovecraft or the notion of a Fatrick multiverse, each time due to different prompts and with different chains of reasoning
I just came up with an unprecedented shitpost. One that I’m absolutely certain has never been made by any poster in this thread, and most likely never will be again.

Patrick is fat.
 
I had to read this post five or six times before I could wake up enough to realize I didn't need to report it directly to the Head Slobbermut for obvious violations of all the amendments and half the commandments.
I always call people by their true names. Patrick Tomlinson, author of trauma-informed books and seemingly swell guy, and the fat faggot with bitch tits, failed sci-fi author and niggeroni maker.
 
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