Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Going to clip it and put it in Dick's thread since it'll get more views.

I look forward to having it clipped locally. Better than letting Dax think he's getting real views.

 

[Harm]

Frog Tony dunking on Vito


make sure to get the part where Vito storms off, then comes back and pretends to be a tough guy by calling Dick a faggot.

Yeah, I already have it all recorded, and I'm including that part for sure. Cutting it up now.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Vito has stated he would Rape Mint Salad and Mint has responded.

 

[sixuglymidgets]

Agree but disagree on the methods. Firing squads historically are meant for soldiers. Pedos don’t deserve such a quick and honorable means of death. Maybe hanging. Maybe slow torture. The desire to corrupt and destroy a child’s innocence should be dealt with in an equally torturous manner. And made a public display.

I think vlad the impaled style would work with army ants led to them.

 

[Love me not]

What starts as friendly banter eventually devolves into Vito hollering and repeatedly threatening to rape Riley's "retarded girlfriend."

2:41:43 "Yeah there is a part of me that means it a little bit"
"Like if I was alone in a room and nobody was around to know what is going on, ok"
-Vito on raping a retarded woman

Can Riley use this as evidence of self defense if he murders this fat retard if they went to the same event he took Mint to? Maybe not get away with it, but perhaps get a lighter sentence.

You have to be a special kind of shit head to make Riley Mix look sympathetic.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

She’s so disgusting I wouldn’t even rape her. Another new low for Vito that he needs to think about raping that.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Vito has stated he would Rape Mint Salad and Mint has responded.

Hulagirl86 might be pregnant, but it looks like Juju is becoming bigger and bigger.
How many pushups can he do?

 

[KingofSomething]

Being known as a pedo wasn't enough for the guy. Now he wants to known as the guy who makes rape threats to retarded women. I guess he can now enjoy people calling him rapist along being called a pedophile.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Being known as a pedo wasn't enough for the guy. Now he wants to known as the guy who makes rape threats to retarded women. I guess he can now enjoy people calling him rapist along being called a pedophile.

Jokes on you, he was only pretending to rape that retard. Don't you look stupid now.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

Vito has stated he would Rape Mint Salad and Mint has responded.

Wow I can't believe a guy who jokes about molesting kids would do something like this. It's a real mystery why his comedy career hasn't taken off.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Being known as a pedo wasn't enough for the guy. Now he wants to known as the guy who makes rape threats to retarded women. I guess he can now enjoy people calling him rapist along being called a pedophile.

Vedo wants to be the complete sex offender.

 

[AnOminous]

Vedo wants to be the complete sex offender.

"I'm not a pedophile, I also want to rape the mentally retarded!" Kill yourself Vitophile.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Vedo wants to be the complete sex offender.

He can begin by trying to have some humour and killing himself. That or doing the sex offender shuffle:

"I'm not a pedophile, I also want to rape the mentally retarded!" Kill yourself Vitophile.

He's a man of many talents, isn't he, now?

 

[Fletch_still_lives]

Melton is live talking about Vito backing out of Hackamania right now

Edit: Vito is in the chat

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Edit: Vito is in the chat

Wow, Vito is attention whoring in people's chat? Unheard of behavior.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Wow, Vito is attention whoring in people's chat? Unheard of behavior.

He called in, drunk. He pathetically begged to be there for the entire weekend after Melton said they will only host him for his segment, not allow him on the early or later stuff. Melton seemed to realize he'd be liable if Vito commits a rape in the room he payed for. Also Vito ended his call with a rape joke no one laughed at.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

He called in, drunk. He pathetically begged to be there for the entire weekend after Melton said they will only host him for his segment, not allow him on the early or later stuff. Melton seemed to realize he'd be liable if Vito commits a rape in the room he payed for. Also Vito ended his call with a rape joke no one laughed at.

I'm amazed that in a crossover between MAPelton and Vaedo, the fatter one managed to be the least funny.

 

[Harm]

This drama confirms that Vito has untreated psychiatric issues. Probably some Cluster B mental disruption like borderline personality disorder. His unhinged sling-shot between "I'm not doing this live event on a whim because my friend said he's gonna prank me" all the way to "I'm totally fine with doing the show because someone gave me an empty assurance that everything will be fine" and now all the way to "I'm begging to be welcome at the whole event with open arms, please don't hold my erratic behavior against me!" all scream underlying psychological disturbances.

This nigga is going to be taking SSRIs by the 24 pack by the end of the year, or he'll just kill himself. Whatever.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

This drama confirms that Vito has untreated psychiatric issues. Probably some Cluster B mental disruption like borderline personality disorder. His unhinged sling-shot between "I'm not doing this live event on a whim because my friend said he's gonna prank me" all the way to "I'm totally fine with doing the show because someone gave me an empty assurance that everything will be fine" and now all the way to "I'm begging to be welcome at the whole event with open arms, please don't hold my erratic behavior against me!" all scream underlying psychological disturbances.

This nigga is going to be taking SSRIs by the 24 pack by the end of the year, or he'll just kill himself. Whatever.

It's insane self destructive behavior. Even on Biggest Problem, when Vito stopped the show to "check on" Dick, he was instigating. He physically tossed some shit at Dick and derails the show hoping Dick will blow up at him and deflect from the sperg out.

Melton also very clearly said Dick would be invited again, but he is done working professionally with Vito after this.

Hey Veeto, please end this comedian larp. You are a joke that Dick and his fans laugh at. If you killed yourself people might blame Riley, and that would be the only funny thing you did with your life.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

1 hour, 40 minutes, 50 seconds, it starts with Vito reading out a superchat by Frog Tony and continues on and off for basically the rest of the podcast (hence why it'll take me some time to clip it down).

It's hilarious seeing Dick realize the consequences of platforming this greaseball as he repeatedly tries to reign in his neverending temper tantrum.

No refunds, buddy. No refunds.

Hey Veeto, please end this comedian larp. You are a joke that Dick and his fans laugh at. If you killed yourself people might blame Riley, and that would be the only funny thing you did with your life.

He's a comedian who'll joke about being attracted to children but joking about punching him in the face is a bridge too far. Good to know he has standards for what you can and cannot joke about.