Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lian Xing]

To be fair, you also can say the same about Faran now too. I am now like 99.99999% certain that the story she told about those text messages she had with Nick is actually true. The one where Nick claimed Kayla wanted to swing.

I never understood why anyone would think that she would lie about it.

 

[Pentamidine]

though he might change his mind on that when he sees how Melton just felted him.

Bet you 2 KNU that instead of denying it he explains to Melton in some public way (either on Melton's show or Nick explaining it solo on his show probably) about how it actually was a good idea or part of some bigger plan or something.

 

[Potatoherder]

I don't think it's really a secret that Melton has contempt for Nick he was literally charging him 20 bucks a session just to appear on his show for 5 minutes and get ridiculed in the most degrading way possible.

Nick is Melton's Ralph and only Nick can't see that. You will see less and less of Nick on Melton's show as soon as the money dries up.

 

[Unknown God]

If Nick caught fire, nobody here would piss on him to put it out.

Except for the handful of unironic fans of Patrick Melton ("ethical" child pornography enthusiast) that peruse and shit up Imholte's thread.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Today's stream is sitting at 19k viewers. Mind boggling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Today's stream is sitting at 19k viewers. Mind boggling.

Is someone buying views for his stream? That’s an old Dabbleverse tactic that’s still in play, buying views for your enemies.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Today's stream is sitting at 19k viewers. Mind boggling.

His return to streaming is going exactly as expected. He is unprepared, boring and is making dumb statements of the case that will make you cringe if you followed the first trial.

And he can't shut the fuck up about his own case and situation, is constantly mad and seething about something and appears completely unable to concentrate the follow the trial. I think he does not want to be there at all, and it shows.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

LMAO if only people knew about this ONE WEIRD TRICK to defeat the haters and law enforcement and make yourself look good, "you can investigate me and say anything you want about me but only if it's done in a hypothetical vacuum that makes 0% reference to any interaction I've had with the people I've spent 99% of my time with over the last three years." absolutely brilliant.

"I don't care, that's why I am going to seethe about it non stop and respond to every reply from it."

"If you say mean things about lady rackets."
Hold on Rickety rackets that's OUR wife. We'll speak ill of her as we wish.

I can't believe he said, "if you said that in real life it'd go down differently."

Today's stream is sitting at 19k viewers. Mind boggling.

How fast is the chat moving? That's the real tell of if its real or not.

 

[Strix454]

19k immediate views. 1.5k likes. It would be interesting how many unique people in the chat. The chat doesn't seem like a 19k viewer stream. The content itself was really boring. He needs guests. Even if its people like Melton and the puppet guy. Just being there talking alone about that trial......well it could drive a man to drink.

 

[Captain Manning]

I never understood why anyone would think that she would lie about it.

I do.

Nick was still popular when it happened, and this thread was a tightly moderated hugbox in the Multimedia subforum. You either kept your dissenting opinion to yourself, or were peer pressured into shutting up and adopting a certain line.

That's not me being salty either. That's just how it was. That's why I said this thread is 180 degrees off from where it was between 2019 and late 2022.

I suspect it was likely way worse in "Rekieta controlled" areas (i.e. Discord), but I can't speak to that because I left from there long before the Faran shit went down.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I can't believe he said, "if you said that in real life it'd go down differently."

Believe it, in true alpha cuck fashion he would DEMAND that you have sex with his wife.

 

[Sneed Force One]

His return to streaming is going exactly as expected. He is unprepared, boring and is making dumb statements of the case that will make you cringe if you followed the first trial.

And he can't shut the fuck up about his own case and situation, is constantly mad and seething about something and appears completely unable to concentrate the follow the trial. I think he does not want to be there at all, and it shows.

You can see his visible contempt for the entire charade. He's utterly trapped between mind numbingly boring trial streaming or doing seethe streams which exposes himself to his alogs.

He is required to do either to satisfying his parole office. Both choices he finds contemptuous.

Imagine the Greek myth of Sisyphus, but he can barely summon the effort to roll the ball and it is covered in painful thorns anyway. That is being Nick Rekieta in 2025.

 

[Maude Snew]

“If your house caught fire, I’d probably pour gas on it”.

He not only wishes you a million house fires, he's even willing to facilitate them, isn't that nice of him.

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 5 - Rekieta Notables
Disclaimer: Much of this has already been covered ITT today, but for the sake of completeness, I will publish the notes and screenshots as I took them.

Branca ghosted Nick and got it back via thumbnail.
Top YT Live Viewership: 2600 (approx)

TLDR: Testimony was boring, Nick was boring. He's not good at doing this all alone. He amused himself with non-sequitur sex jokes that were forced. Morning chat was hilarious (see spoilers) until Nick started censoring. Overall, he is trying.. It was a bit sad watching him search for words and arguments. Legal takes were one-note, but I'm sure it satisfied his audience

- 7 minutes late. Supposedly, camera issues. Then spent many minutes getting his screens set up to see chats. He was eating an omelette. Button-down attire has continued.

- Kayla and Nick attended the Make-A-Wish ball this weekend. (Quick googling tells me it was Saturday from 5:00-11:00 PM.)

- Left the screen for about 9 minutes at about 9:45 AM Central to get cereal. This was shortly followed by "I forgot to get my meds!" Then he left the screen for another 2 minutes. When back, he declared, "Provigil and Adderall!" and took the pills. (He's still reading the Farms, confirmed.) He later took 2-3 breaks, but nothing notably long.

- Claimed that he's always enjoyed trial streaming, despite the drain on his time.

- When the trial was on morning break, his audio from YT went to the next suggested video. It was a cooking channel with a female voice.

- He referenced Quora as a popular place to get answers to google questions (lol).

- Morning chat was unhinged and very funny. At the lunch break, he permitted mods to ban references to his wife or kids. (April was exempted, but it was probably implied.)

Notable chats:

From Meme's chat (I was going back and forth) He speaks for all of us. Sometimes the simplest statements are the best:

Spoiler: Morning Chat Fuckery

What is this about? Last I checked, Sen gets 60 live viewers.


All the Mandys were relentless and hilarious, and eventually got banned from what I can tell.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

TLDR: Testimony was boring, Nick was boring. He's not good at doing this all alone. He amused himself with non-sequitur sex jokes that were forced. Morning chat was hilarious (see spoilers) until Nick started censoring. Overall, he is trying.. It was a bit sad watching him search for words and arguments. Legal takes were one-note, but I'm sure it satisfied his audience

American Horror Story: Fall of the House of Rekieta

He is mid in every way but the seeds are there for a tantrum or meltdown.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How fast is the chat moving? That's the real tell of if its real or not.

It’s slow. Either he bought the views or someone bought them for him. The fact that he’s bragging about his numbers could mean he bought them except he’s a wet brain retard so maybe just has less contact with reality than usual.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick now says if you say anything negative about his wife or kids you will get banned. Feel free to criticize him though he says (he doesn't mean this, you'll get banned for it too).

So I thought @elb just had a bad recording since the resolution was so bad, but then I watched some of Nick's stream today and I was shocked at how bad the quality of his stream was. Dropping frames, and the resolution and quality of his stream was constantly dropping out. And I know it wasn't on my end, his stream quality is just awful, something has to be wrong with his settings and computer for his stream to drop frames and automatically lower the resolution like that. I have no clue what happened since his stream didn't use to be like that. Only thing I could think of that might explain that would be he is now paying for a worse internet connection, or he sold his computer and had to buy a cheaper one or something.

 

[Strix454]

I never understood why anyone would think that she would lie about it.

Alot of the context of that incident is now forgotten. Faran made a fool of herself on a Nick stream. Then it was divinity (NOT faran) who leaked a bunch of DMs that were supposedly between Faran and yet another unrevealed person. I believe all of this happened several years ago. The doubt (IMO) was in part because:

1) Faran seemed like the crazy one at the time. By her public behavior she seemed like the crazy one in the situation back then.
2) The messages didn't directly get leaked by Faran. And the path to them becoming public through divinity caused a whole lot of legit questioning about what of it, if anything, was true.

It was a situation where it was difficult to know who to trust.

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick was still popular when it happened, and this thread was a tightly moderated hugbox in the Multimedia subforum. You either kept your dissenting opinion to yourself, or were peer pressured into shutting up and adopting a certain line.

I guess I misunderstand the timeline. I never lurked when the thread was a hugbox. It was my understanding the whole Faran text was after this thread was moved, and contemporaneously, I never thought she had a reason to lie, but maybe that's because I didn't have the full history.

And the path to them becoming public through divinity caused a whole lot of legit questioning about what of it, if anything, was true.

I forgot that.

 

[clickbait]

So I thought @elb just had a bad recording since the resolution was so bad, but then I watched some of Nick's stream today and I was shocked at how bad the quality of his stream was. Dropping frames, and the resolution and quality of his stream was constantly dropping out. And I know it wasn't on my end, his stream quality is just awful, something has to be wrong with his settings and computer for his stream to drop frames and automatically lower the resolution like that. I have no clue what happened since his stream didn't use to be like that. Only thing I could think of that might explain that would be he is now paying for a worse internet connection, or he sold his computer and had to buy a cheaper one or something.

You can't spot the powder under his nose from a powdered donut on a low res stream.