Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

Nick can only get 1.9k in the day time? Oof

 

[Kosher Dill]

Kayla and Nick attended the Make-A-Wish ball this weekend.

I bet he was mistaken for one of the cancer patients.

 

[Fapcop]

TLDR: Testimony was boring, Nick was boring. He's not good at doing this all alone. He amused himself with non-sequitur sex jokes that were forced. Morning chat was hilarious (see spoilers) until Nick started censoring. Overall, he is trying.. It was a bit sad watching him search for words and arguments. Legal takes were one-note, but I'm sure it satisfied his audience

It’s an interesting trial, but it’s hard to overstate how cringe and boring Rekieta’s coverage is.

An occasional: “That’s kind of a leading question” followed by one cringe infantile humor take after another: “P-list” is funny, because you know… Pee…

On top of that he keeps blabbing over the witnesses instead of waiting for a break, so we get to hear Nick’s jokes about childporn instead of testimony.

Pour one out for the clippers, they deserve it poor fucks!

 

[AnOminous]

If Nick caught fire, nobody here would piss on him to put it out.

I certainly wouldn't waste gas on him. That shit's expensive these days.

I mean let's be real he'd try to, but he'd ultimately end up drunkenly pouring half of it on himself and self-immolating as per usual.

He'd set his hair on fire because he'd lick the gas can like a homosexual deviant.

 

[daffodils]

Karen Read Trial Day 5

9270 chat messages. 936 individual chatters. 29 superchats. $172.92 in US dollars, a bit extra in other currencies. (Friday was $260.86.) Twenty gifted memberships, but five of those were gifted by Nick himself.

Not many of his dabbleverse buddies around, but his new superfan GirlFriday had over 70 messages.

Spoiler

donated: $20.00
donated: £2.00
donated: CA$5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: £10.00
donated: RON 25.00
donated: $20.00
donated: $10.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $2.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $2.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $5.00
donated: $4.99
donated: CA$2.00
donated: $10.00
donated: $9.99
donated: $4.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $1.99
donated: $5.00
donated: $20.00

was gifted a membership by Chris Olin
was gifted a membership by Chris Olin
was gifted a membership by Chris Olin
was gifted a membership by Chris Olin
was gifted a membership by Chris Olin
was gifted a membership by Bluevaro
was gifted a membership by Bluevaro
was gifted a membership by Bluevaro
was gifted a membership by Bluevaro
was gifted a membership by Bluevaro
was gifted a membership by James Gartner
was gifted a membership by James Gartner
was gifted a membership by James Gartner
was gifted a membership by James Gartner
was gifted a membership by James Gartner
was gifted a membership by Rekieta Law
was gifted a membership by Rekieta Law
was gifted a membership by Rekieta Law
was gifted a membership by Rekieta Law
was gifted a membership by Rekieta Law

Examples of the stuff that upset Nick. Seems to have been mostly one guy.

Spoiler

Bonus:

 

[Fapcop]

Alot of the context of that incident is now forgotten. Faran made a fool of herself on a Nick stream. Then it was divinity (NOT faran) who leaked a bunch of DMs that were supposedly between Faran and yet another unrevealed person. I believe all of this happened several years ago. The doubt (IMO) was in part because:

1) Faran seemed like the crazy one at the time. By her public behavior she seemed like the crazy one in the situation back then.
2) The messages didn't directly get leaked by Faran. And the path to them becoming public through divinity caused a whole lot of legit questioning about what of it, if anything, was true.

It was a situation where it was difficult to know who to trust.

I seem to recall that the Faran thing came at the tail end of Nick’s “Hullo fellow Christian trad dads!” Image and was a pretty big deal among his fans.

Consequently, it didn’t take long before a serving of cope arrived: “Oh she’s just lying and trying to get attention off heckin’ wholesome Nick!”

It of course didn’t help that she appeared drunk one stream.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Karen Read Trial Day 5

9270 chat messages. 1139 individual chatters. 29 superchats. $172.92 in US dollars, a bit extra in other currencies. (Friday was $260.86.)

Those numbers are rather bad, he should really take the next logical step and try to put on a charity boxing match "Lawyer Clash".

 

[Something Awful]

Nick now says if you say anything negative about his wife or kids you will get banned. Feel free to criticize him though he says (he doesn't mean this, you'll get banned for it too).

I can't get over how much like Lowtax this nigger is. Obnoxious whiny voice, unrepentant narcissism, undeserved and wasted success, lolbert, thin-skinned faggot, drug and alcohol abuse, neglected children, BPD thot side-piece, even some retarded meme posters in the background!



What the fuck, lmao.

All that is to say, I hope he meets the same end: blowing his brains out and mourned by literally no one. The world will be better off.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

So I thought @elb just had a bad recording since the resolution was so bad, but then I watched some of Nick's stream today and I was shocked at how bad the quality of his stream was. Dropping frames, and the resolution and quality of his stream was constantly dropping out. And I know it wasn't on my end, his stream quality is just awful, something has to be wrong with his settings and computer for his stream to drop frames and automatically lower the resolution like that. I have no clue what happened since his stream didn't use to be like that. Only thing I could think of that might explain that would be he is now paying for a worse internet connection, or he sold his computer and had to buy a cheaper one or something.

Yeah. I had to double check her other videos b/c I also thought at first it was on my end. Did he realize it was that bad. Can’t hardly believe he didn’t try and fix it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick now says if you say anything negative about his wife or kids you will get banned. Feel free to criticize him though he says (he doesn't mean this, you'll get banned for it too).

I would openly call this wet-brained fag a cuck and his wife a drug-addled child-neglecting whore in public knowing there's nothing he could do about it.

His whiny Galaxy Gas voice is so repulsive.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Hot rising young star shares support for the Rekietas.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'd rather buy a PVS-14 and an ECOTI than waste money on Melton and some Pajeet living in New Zealand.

Better get on that because L3 recently announced they're no longer selling to consumers and I'm sure everyone's prices are going up as stock dwindles. I expect dual tubes to remain a dream. There was also a distinct lack of quality tubes, from places that let you choose, imo when my wife was thinking about getting her own a month ago. At least chink thermals have gotten a lot better.

 

[Potatoherder]

a bit extra in other currencies.

£12 is $16.12
25 RON is $5.73
7 CAD is $5.06

$26.91 in total and added to the usd it's $199.83 but with the 30% cut that comes to $139.88.

edit:
$139.88 / 8 is $17.485 an hour. Don't think you can support a family of 7 on $6 over minimum wage.

 

[RJ MacReady]

his stream quality is just awful

Yeah. I had to double check her other videos b/c I also thought at first it was on my end. Did he realize it was that bad. Can’t hardly believe he didn’t try and fix it.

He probably fucked up his OBS settings or streaming PC while blasted out of his mind and his brain is so damaged now that he's neurologically incapable of figuring out how to troubleshoot the issue.

 

[Fapcop]

Kayla and Nick attended the Make-A-Wish ball this weekend.

Shit, poor Kayla!

Imagine going to a big, fancy ball, and everyone there knows that you’re THAT couple. The coke addict-cuck and his wife who just had to tolerate her husband banging some young, long legged blonde.

Everyone is polite to your face, but you can FEEL their eyes, can sense them judging you. Can see them whisper out of earshot.

And meanwhile your husband is just lapping up all the disapproval as if it’s Aaron’s cum.

Feelsbadman. I’m sure Kayla popped some extra Xanax both before and after.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

Alot of the context of that incident is now forgotten. Faran made a fool of herself on a Nick stream. Then it was divinity (NOT faran) who leaked a bunch of DMs that were supposedly between Faran and yet another unrevealed person. I believe all of this happened several years ago. The doubt (IMO) was in part because:

1) Faran seemed like the crazy one at the time. By her public behavior she seemed like the crazy one in the situation back then.
2) The messages didn't directly get leaked by Faran. And the path to them becoming public through divinity caused a whole lot of legit questioning about what of it, if anything, was true.

It was a situation where it was difficult to know who to trust.

I believe it was Nova who leaked those DMs but I could be wrong and it was actually Divinity. Nova and Divinity still stream together now and then I believe. And Nova still hates Nick very much to this day. He's in Aaron's chat a lot and sends Aaron info about Rekieta. I'm curious if Nova still talks to Faran. I believe he has an account here, so hopefully he'll chime in.

 

[daffodils]

even some retarded meme posters in the background!

That's not posters, that's around 50-100k in "art".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

9270 chat messages. 1139 individual chatters. 29 superchats. $172.92 in US dollars, a bit extra in other currencies.

Holy fuck. That is a DISASTROUS ratio.

No wonder Nick and Melton are boasting so much about views and no other metrics.

 

[Captain Manning]

Notable chats:

"Josh Moon runs a cult! So, anyways, may I suck your cock, Lord Rekieta?"

Also, Null is not 40.

It’s slow. Either he bought the views or someone bought them for him. The fact that he’s bragging about his numbers could mean he bought them except he’s a wet brain retard so maybe just has less contact with reality than usual.

He could have bought views, but another thing worth considering:

- Has unusually big view numbers.
- "Mods, ban everybody who says bad things about my wife."
- Chat moves slow.

Gee, I wonder who's watching him these day.

 

[themanwhowalks]

If Nick makes a comeback on youtube he is almost guaranteed to relapse. He's completely unrepentant and does not believe he has done anything wrong, but most people around him are signaling that he did. If he ever ends up on the right side of the algorithm he'll start feeling invincible and fall back onto old habits. 5 years is a long time