🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

For me it’s only if it’s Gunt humiliation fetish porn.

"Ay papi why is your pene so pequeña señor?"

 

[alan thicke]

Eight inches and thick, bish

 

[Xev]

With any luck the girls will give him some of their not-finest pink cocaine. That shit has a chunky body count.

If anything takes him out my vote is on favela bathtub viagra.

 

[MadStan]

Not sure pocket mace is going to help them

We need to somehow inform them that they need bear spray or something like that - something that possibly works against bovines you know? Someone should ensure they've got condoms, I shudder to think what they might catch from him.

 

[Male Idiot]

The Ultimate Ralphamale can't be beaten BISH!

Good that he is alive, but Colombia? Knowing his history with horse women, and Colombia's love of donkeys exclipses that of Tijuhana, are we sure he is seeing a woman?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It's all just hype for his Colombian porn debut!
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Whoa, my shitpost prediction actually came true. I should have wished for something good.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I remember a colombian telling me that they have offices you can go into for killing people. I think it's one of the few examples where I prefer India. Give me designated shitting streets over designated killing offices.

I prefer Colombia, honestly less chance of getting raped (not kidding India is fucking terrible). The thing I go back to regarding Colombia is that it really is a great place to go if you're just doing the normal thing. As a normal everyday tourist, I will go on record as saying it is safer than most other South American countries. But since everything opened up post-COVID you had a lot of manosphere bloggers go there and hire a lot of hookers and make out it was easy pussy, drugs and partying, particularly El Poblado in Medellin and Baranquilla.

The issue with a lot of South American countries is you have a vagrant criminal class, they're like Hispanic gypsies. You have a look at serial killers like Luis Garavito or Pedro Lopez they killed in multiple countries. So you have this class of criminals who'll be moved on and chased out by local communities, who'll wander everywhere from Chile, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela. Well, suddenly you have a lot of guys from Europe flashing cash, gold jewellry after drugs and pussy. They make very easy targets. So that vagrant criminal class has flooded the party areas of Colombia, particualarly El Poblado and Baranquilla, specifically after gringos.

If you want cheap pussy and drugs go to Pattaya or Bali. Colombia definitely is not the place to do it.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

It's honestly amazing this fat faggot hasn't died of booze and benzo OD. Probably happens more than one time every day, and yet here we are.

 

[Dude Snakes]

There was no chance Ralph was going to tap-out before meeting his match in the ring

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The Nostalgia Critic knows of Ralph?!

 

[The Wokest]

Shout out to @Avenue
I couldn't have done it alone

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Cl. 15 #35-27, El Poblado, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia
or maybe Cl. 15 #35-133, El Poblado, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia

Building is called "Edificio casa loma"

I think it's just a residential building but... It's listed as a fucking Psychiatric hospital for some reason

 

[baddabing44]

I prefer Colombia, honestly less chance of getting raped (not kidding India is fucking terrible). The thing I go back to regarding Colombia is that it really is a great place to go if you're just doing the normal thing.

Agreed, the mountains in Colombia are beautiful, Quindio is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

The people there are also incredibly friendly and warm.

It's just that retards who travel there convinced that they're going to fuck a bunch of impoverished whores tend to end up dead, drugged, or mugged.

If you want to find yourself a Colombian woman, maybe don't search for prostitutes in Medellin.

 

[Schpoots]

Ralph doesn't need to find a colombian woman, he has Godwinson.

 

[notorietus]

Building is called "Edificio casa loma"

I think it's just a residential building but... It's listed as a fucking Psychiatric hospital for some reason

The funniest part is the guy for the apartment on his website put his Instagram

They found out he had his instagram on his profile picture & in a review someone posted his apartment # that he lives in. Coffee beans never change

 

[mastercthulhu]

Shout out to @Avenue
I couldn't have done it alone

Spoiler: GUNTED ZORN STUDIOS

Ralph is indeed residing in Latina Teen Porn Casting fuck house

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Cl. 15 #35-27, El Poblado, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia
or maybe Cl. 15 #35-133, El Poblado, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia

Building is called "Edificio casa loma"
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I think it's just a residential building but... It's listed as a fucking Psychiatric hospital for some reason

TIME FOR SOME COLUMBIAN WELLNESS CHK'S I WOULD GUESS LOL

 

[Roseanne Barr]

How can one man be so based

 

[Popper Whiting]

Agreed, the mountains in Colombia are beautiful, Quindio is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

The people there are also incredibly friendly and warm.

It's just that retards who travel there convinced that they're going to fuck a bunch of impoverished whores tend to end up dead, drugged, or mugged.

If you want to find yourself a Colombian woman, maybe don't search for prostitutes in Medellin.

I want the breakfasts. Starting out the day with fresh pineapple and papaya, jamon, huevos pericos, arepas and black coffee made with fresh ground local beans. Beats what I have nromally.

People forget that Colombia is very Catholic. If a decent girl is going to end up with you, she's going to spend atleast 3-6 months screening you, and you're going to meet all of the friends and family. If a Colombian woman wants to sleep with you quickly that should be a warning sign. It really is a different world with a different set of rules. I spent time there in the mid 2000s teaching English and have gone back a couple of times for my current work.

Most dangerous place imo is Papua (both East and West) and India, I haven't been to India but the sheer amount of problems that people from work experience going there would surprise people. Jeets are filthy, racist and violent. Papuans are just violent.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph was promised unlimited women by the pornographer. We're getting a proper sex tape, West Memphis style.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Total Godwinson Death.

I don't know what he did but I 100% agree.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

That gunt plot armor could shield anyone in a south American shit hole.

 

[Vining]

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FWIW I’m glad gunt is alive and well.

I didn’t know there was footage of the Gunt getting his hog ass beaten.