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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Being poor is the only actual barrier. If he thought he could hurt or upset his wayward horse and Harry, he 100% would. Ralph is a terrible person.
He’s even Lower than that, he’d do it just to own kino casino and Josh, even though that isn’t even close to an own. This is the same Gunt that took a mile long spite walk to own Jim and started paying child support just to own PPP.
 
ralph has two destinies that he should begin trying for, to arrest this death spiral
Pussy shit. He should apply for a press pass and become a citizen journalist in North Korea. The king of the sektur will show them Best Koreans how things are done. Plus Kim Jung Un's dad was a huge fan of Godzilla movies and Ralph doesn't even need a rubber suit to look like a kaiju.

the first is obviously defect to north korea and try to help kim jong un in his war with everyone
he is the spirit of america, converted by his awe at the power of north korea

There was a brief arc a year or two ago where someone from South Africa invited him to live in Orania, so there's a very real possibility that the Ralphamale story ends in Africa.
The second, I think is far richer. The adventures of him bouncing around Africa, 'somehow' contracting HIV, always suffering and feverish from curable tropical diseases, wandering from country to country trying to reduce his cost of living from even south africa tier (also because he keeps getting chased out of countries) until he finds his way into the congo, drawn into the heart of darkness, and is revered as a giant by the pygmies, who feed him to a hippo to appease their dark jungle gods
 
He's gonna bang some 10 year olds and get arrested eventually in the states like your typical Thai child fucker tourist.
I think he's far more likely to bang a ladyboy than an actual kid. What's the ladyboy equalivalent in Colombia?
Edit: Apparently its a "travesti"
 
There was a brief arc a year or two ago where someone from South Africa invited him to live in Orania, so there's a very real possibility that the Ralphamale story ends in Africa.
How infuriated would you be as an Afrikaner to see some nigger like Ralph walking around in your whites only community?

Once every 52 days everyone in Da Sektur just collectively loses their fucking minds
Gotta make our own fun when all we get it nontent from Gunt.
 
With any luck the girls will give him some of their not-finest pink cocaine. That shit has a chunky body count.
 
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