Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

@elb posted a series of interesting observations on her comments section about Nick's stream today:

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It is patently obviously to me that he's going to ban anybody that talks shit about HIM, and then claim that he's protecting his wife and children.

Which is a very womanly thing to do.

I simply don't believe there were many, or even ANY, people talking shit about his kids. His wife, sure, but not his kids.

You'd have to be super vile to do that. Basically, you'd have to be Melton. Nick's best buddy in the whole world.


And @SaddamLanza (Citizen M) didn't learn anything from getting his shit pushed in here. Lots of stupid people in this saga.

Nick is just acting like a fag for the few real fans he still have left who “believe in him”.

Nobody made fun of his wife, besides pointing out that he’s a cuck whose wife got railed by Aaron, and that the going rate for her nudes is 50$.

The former is a statement of fact, and if Nick can’t handle some heat over his “lifestyle” perhaps he shouldn’t have engaged in it.

The latter is of course also true, and is a reference to the 50$ fine Aaron paid.

It’s a direct result of Nick using the most womanly tactics imaginable to get some kind of administrative revenge on his ex lover Aaron.

In other words: TOTAL BALLDO SELF-FELTING!

If Nick had just moved on instead of begging the government to fuck Aaron over (or even better: Not have his wife send nudes to their poly partners), none of this would have happened.

(The REAL reason why Nick is so salty and fantasizes about people’s house burning down over mean comments, is likely because he knows this, and is still angry that his retarded revenge plot failed.)

Nobody commented on Nicks kids, besides pointing out that his daughter tested positive for coke.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph literally used the same excuse

A lot of people predicted Nick would try to “stay clean” by getting prescriptions to abuse.

“Iz okay if muh doctah pruhscribes it bish!”

 

[Fapcop]

This is genuinely unhinged. If I were a mandatory reporter and heard a parent of 5 make this joke, I'd probably feel obliged to make a report based on the subject matter alone. Especially with it being apropos of nothing. Stop talking about kid fucking, Nick, you fucking weirdo.

What is it that Nick’s ardent supporter Barnes always says about accusations?

Something-something projection?

I’ve never actually accused Nick of being a pedo or kiddy diddler: As Null says, those kinds of accusations shouldn’t be done lightly.

But it IS remarkable how much mental space it takes up in Nick’s mind.

Pretty sure there are actual pedophiles who talk less about diddling kids than Nick does.

Maybe he’s been spending too much time with Melton?

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

The AI voices for Sean, Kurt, and Nate sound like something Rekieta would request. He mentioned during his copestream that more AI voices were coming.
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>No Ralph
It's shit

 

[RaptInPlastic]

What is it that Nick’s ardent supporter Barnes always says about accusations?

Something-something projection?

I’ve never actually accused Nick of being a pedo or kiddy diddler: As Null says, those kinds of accusations shouldn’t be done lightly.

But it IS remarkable how much mental space it takes up in Nick’s mind.

Pretty sure there are actual pedophiles who talk less about diddling kids than Nick does.

Maybe he’s been spending too much time with Melton?

It's difficult to see a healthy reason for why Rekieta's nuclear option is weirdly specifically phrased paedo attacks on people who assuredly are not diddlers. You might suggest that crooks always accuse others of their own brand of crime because they think about it all the time, like a thief making accusations of dishonesty or the anti-faggot right always turning out to be boy hungry faggots themselves.
I don't know with Rekieta but he is not mentally healthy, and the kid stuff he goes to far more often than is normal is a red fucking flag.
I would never buy the "just jokes mayne" shit from a maniac like Rekieta.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Looks like our boy didn't learn anything from the monte lawsuit

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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1916988702795911393

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Reminder that Citizen M is a Melton simp who would concern troll in the Melton thread about how Aaron is obviously so much worse.

 

[Captain Manning]

Reminder that Citizen M is a Melton simp who would concern troll in the Melton thread about how Aaron is obviously so much worse.

We never did get that video essay from him that was going to totally exonerate Melton.

 

[Flora Fox]

You might suggest that crooks always accuse others of their own brand of crime because they think about it all the time

Reiterating my assertion that almost all of NR's insults to others are projection.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Reiterating my assertion that almost all of NR's insults to others are projection.

I guess what I was musing on was the degree of the projection. Like at one extreme it's the literal pedo accusing others of being pedos and setting them up using their own stash of cp, and at the other extreme it's a prissy sissy who is racking his rotted brain for the worst insult imaginable but who is also a coomer of the lowest kind imaginable.
Without making shit up, I accept it as fact that once someone becomes a porn addict two things inevitably happen. It turns them from hetero to bi to faggot, and it gets them hopelessly spiraling into ever more extreme perversion.

With that being the case, if it is, Rekieta is swimming in dark waters.

 

[Maude Snew]

Smart move to ditch Nick.

Smart move would have been to do it when his child tested positive for mountains of cocaine, now it's pretty much meaningless.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With that being the case, if it is

It is. Nick doesn’t have a creative bone in his body (unless he’s getting it in the ass from a Jamaican painter nowadays). Yet somehow when it comes to comments sexualizing children, Nick comes up with the kind of shit the rest of us would fucking kill ourselves over if it entered our consciousness.

I’m so happy knowing his humiliation will only grow and deepen from here.

 

[Retink Retunk]

They won't let him fight due to his AIDS, just like Donga.

Couldn't they just do it without the commission being involved? They could even have the fight in Gym's driveway.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Looks like our boy didn't learn anything from the monte lawsuit

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What a bizarre, out-of-nowhere joke. With his viewer base circling the drain, is he seriously trying to poach Melton’s audience by cracking disgusting jokes about children?

 

[IrishGuy088]

@Null You sure you don't want to revise the two to three year prediction before Nick fucks up?

It's not too late...

It is patently obviously to me that he's going to ban anybody that talks shit about HIM, and then claim that he's protecting his wife and children.

Nick has fallen through the floor. It would be sad if he hadn't cheated on his wife with a man, received that terrible tattoo and got an 8 year old high on cocaine.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Legitimately MATI about the Meme joke. I refuse to even repeat it. I can’t type it without gagging. What a disgusting, bottom of the barrel, gutter trash queer.

For those still holding out that he didn’t intentionally dose his daughter for nefarious purposes, remember, there’s no surface that Nick Rekieta can’t crater.

 

[Fapcop]

I can see why he's upset at such untruths as claiming Kayla is worth $50. A nude of Kayla is worth $50, as determined by the great state of Minnesota. Kayla herself is probably worth less in reality given she's a worn out, used up, benzo'ed out whore who you'll have to supply with drugs and who apparently doesn't do even the most basic shit around the house.

You know, you could have pointed out that you’re talking about PRE-fixed Kayla.

Not the good, Christian woman a decent man can turn her into!

 

[Potatoherder]

What a bizarre, out-of-nowhere joke. With his viewer base circling the drain, is he seriously trying to poach Melton’s audience by cracking disgusting jokes about children?

I think it was too close to home and he may have finally seen what he looked to others. I honestly hope meme never does that again.

 

[Fapcop]

Heh heh heh!

Nick is OWNING the haters by leaning into the joke!


But you see, he’s totally sorry guys! Learned his lesson for sure.

And the reason he’s misspelling “gays” as “guys” totally isn’t because he’s drunk and high and bored!

 

[SargonF00t]

Look, I get it. Kurt can be cringe.

But one of the things this whole Rekieta experience has done for me is help differentiate between people that are merely cringe, and those who are absolute irredeemable pieces of garbage (like Nick).

For some people, Kiwifarms makes them more bitter towards humanity. For me, I think it's actually made me a bit more compassionate.

I'll roll my eyes at Kurt's antics at times, but I just don't have it in me to hate the man. Not after all of the other vile shit I've seen. Sorry.

For all his incel weirdness, I still like Kurt and hope his YouTube channel takes off and that can be his full-time job.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Without his precious cocaine or alcohol, Nick is going to get ANGRY and when he gets mad, that's when the real hilarity starts. Ragetwig is the new Ragepig, not like the latter is going to live long anyways so might as well sacrifice this one to the corn early.

So, with that said, let's see what Nick is up to no-oh, it's another seething blind pedo accusation, when the lawsuit for the last one is still pending. Well, that didn't take long.