Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
Looks like our boy didn't learn anything from the monte lawsuit

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"I don't care, that's why I am going to seethe about it non stop and respond to every reply from it."

"If you say mean things about lady rackets."
Hold on Rickety rackets that's OUR wife. We'll speak ill of her as we wish.

I can't believe he said, "if you said that in real life it'd go down differently."


How fast is the chat moving? That's the real tell of if its real or not.
I just saw the numbers, I couldn't be assed to actually watch his slop.
 
I've found an archive of Nick's old twitter account @NickRekieta that was suspended 0ct 2019, I made the discovery by searching the email address rekietalaw@rekieta.org on Startpage:
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The Github page lists 2274 captures of the account from Feb 6 2018 to Oct 4 2019, archived on the Wayback Machine:
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Github Link / Github archive

Rekieta's archive was one of many "conservative" twitter accounts to be included in the Github repository:

Datasets generated by Deleted Tweet Archive, SalishCoast 161 and Karma 161 using ✨cancel-culture✨, an open source project by Travis Brown and other tools as part of the deleted-tweets-archive project repo on github.

These tweets from April 7 2019 are very funny in light of Rekieta demanding the removal of Aprils phonebook information:
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KF does what KF will do:
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Wayback Machine Link

Apologies if this has already been posted, my searches through the thread did not find anything.
 
@elb posted a series of interesting observations on her comments section about Nick's stream today:

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It is patently obviously to me that he's going to ban anybody that talks shit about HIM, and then claim that he's protecting his wife and children.

Which is a very womanly thing to do.

I simply don't believe there were many, or even ANY, people talking shit about his kids. His wife, sure, but not his kids.

You'd have to be super vile to do that. Basically, you'd have to be Melton. Nick's best buddy in the whole world.

Looks like our boy didn't learn anything from the monte lawsuit
And @SaddamLanza (Citizen M) didn't learn anything from getting his shit pushed in here. Lots of stupid people in this saga.
 
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One can only hope he doubles down in his cuckrage and Meme Copium does sue him.

It would be even more hilarious if the cuck gets somehow under japanese jurisdiction. Because for nippons it's even defamation if you tell the truth, as long as the "HONOR" is tarnished like when Nick gets emotionally, spouts unproven bullshit or doing it without public interest.
 
"I'm allowed anything I'm prescribed." What strange verbiage. Could it be that Nick has told a doctor that he has a myriad of made-up illnesses, so he can be prescribed a whole pile of pills that he could abuse? No, Nick has never (and would never) lie to his doctor so he could be prescribed legal meth.
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Wow, Nick is so FUNNY and WEIRD with a joke about a child's asshole and candlelight. Incel prudes and Minnesota busy-bodies could never understand the clever wordplay and comedic genius of Nick Rekieta.
 
One can only hope he doubles down in his cuckrage and Meme Copium does sue him.
Somebody else is probably gonna do it again eventually. In fact, I'd put money on it

Recall that in "Dear John" there was like a brief 10 seconds or so where said "I can't stop masturbating to children."

Then there was that time in the hot tub he insinuated Null was one, and was collecting CSAM from his time on 8chan.

Then he made some vague comments to that effect about Andrew (admittedly, Barnes was worse with Andrew though).

Now he's doing it to Meme Copium.

I am surprised he didn't try it with Kurt (or did he? I chose not to watch the whole thing).

Funny how all of Nick's enemies are all pedos in his mind, somehow. It's almost like him mouthing off like this is a badly thought out knee-jerk reaction. A potentially expensive knee-jerk reaction.

Meanwhile, he hangs with Melton and uses his Supertip system. Hmmm.

Why candlelight? It seems a weird and funny oddly specific thing to say.
Denny's joke, man. It helps if you don't even try to make sense of it.
 
When back, he declared, "Provigil and Adderall!" and took the pills. (He's still reading the Farms, confirmed.)
Between this and his other comments about how he's "allowed anything he's prescribed" I'm even more confident my comment on that clip of him eye fucking his meds is accurate and he's fixating on his legal meds as a replacement for the coke he's no longer allowed. Combine that with Nick being utterly convinced (despite all the evidence to the contrary) that he's smarter than everyone else and he's absolutely gonna fuck his probation up.

Examples of the stuff that upset Nick. Seems to have been mostly one guy.
I can see why he's upset at such untruths as claiming Kayla is worth $50. A nude of Kayla is worth $50, as determined by the great state of Minnesota. Kayla herself is probably worth less in reality given she's a worn out, used up, benzo'ed out whore who you'll have to supply with drugs and who apparently doesn't do even the most basic shit around the house.
 
"I'm allowed anything I'm prescribed." What strange verbiage. Could it be that Nick has told a doctor that he has a myriad of made-up illnesses, so he can be prescribed a whole pile of pills that he could abuse? No, Nick has never (and would never) lie to his doctor so he could be prescribed legal meth.
Ralph literally used the same excuse
 
Nobody:

Baldo Boy: Meme copium has never seen a kid without thinking about how their asshole looks in candlelight.
This is genuinely unhinged. If I were a mandatory reporter and heard a parent of 5 make this joke, I'd probably feel obliged to make a report based on the subject matter alone. Especially with it being apropos of nothing. Stop talking about kid fucking, Nick, you fucking weirdo.
 
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