Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Saw a seven-year-old kid today who was so fat he could barely walk up or DOWN steps. I'm pretty sure was also autistic, and I mean the kind that needs a wrangler. No neck to be seen, depressing little waddle, cheeks that looked like they were working on pushing his tongue out of his mouth.

I'd bet that mama (who wasn't a hambeast but far from thin herself) just gives her speddy boy fast food and sugar bomb sodas all day because he'll suck it down without a meltdown.

As though being an autist isn't enough of a hamper in his life, the kid's going to have eaten his way to 400 elbees by the time he's fifteen.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

>be me
>Work in my city's downtown
>Go to localish slop coffee chain just to get out of the office
>Said coffee kiosk is actually in a much larger building with tons of government offices
>Order coffee, waiting by the counter
>Out of the corner of my eye I see a beanbag sized object
>Deathfat male, maybe 5'2 at most, somewhere between 400-475 pounds
>Obviously a government worker, he's wearing the lanyard
>Not even trying to follow the obvious dress code
>He's wearing a yellowed graphic shirt and slacks, ffs
>His pooch is hanging way over his waistband
>We make eye contact
>Worst 3 seconds of my life, as he waddles closer assumably to talk to me
>Shuffles past the coffee kiosk
>I notice he's literally dragging his feet and walking slue footed because of his weight.
>Literally can hear his feet dragging across the floor

I now see him on a semi constant basis when I'm in that area of downtown eating my lunch or sitting outside.
Feels bad man.


TL;DR
I made eye contact with the shortest deathfat I've ever seen, and now I've seen him I can't unsee him.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I was at the supermarket this morning. My favorite cashier was there, so of course I went to her line. As I was unloading my wagon I noticed the cashier and the land whale in front of me quarreling. I had noticed this slob in the store. In true white trash style, she was not wearing a coat (it’s still cold here), just a grubby hoodie emblazoned with the name of a place very popular with white trash in this area. Land whale bought two 12 packs of Diet Coke (lol) and two 12 packs of some Pepsi product (7-Up). She made a fuss because the Coke was on sale, buy 2 get 2 free, she refused to shut up. I said in passing “oh yeah, 7-Up is a Pepsi product.” The look she gave me was pure hatred. It was chilling. Once that drama was settled she started bitching about how much she was charged for the Klondike bars. She proceeded to pay with EBT. Her balance was around $5. She peeled a 20 dollar bill from a fat wad of 20’s and wadded to the parking lot. She was pulling out of her parking space as I was walking to my car. She gave me the finger and told me to get fucked. Do non white trash fat people even exist anymore?

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Cashier of a local supermarket I go to is 4'11 ft tall and 2 ft across. I couldn't believe my eyes at her side profile because from the front she doesn't look very wide but all her fat go to her guts and ass so when she turn around it's like a meat cube

I have seen another aisle blocking hambeast here before but she's probably 5'10 and it's less impressive for someone that's tall to also be wide. I swear this cashier is horizontally half her height

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Tourist season is coming at work and I'm beginning to see more deathfats than usual again, which is a boon for stealthy figure drawing. One woman's physique was so striking that I had to get out my tablet and very quickly try to draw her. I would guess her height was around 5 feet if not shorter.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Tourist season is coming at work and I'm beginning to see more deathfats than usual again, which is a boon for stealthy figure drawing. One woman's physique was so striking that I had to get out my tablet and very quickly try to draw her. I would guess her height was around 5 feet if not shorter.
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Morbid as this sounds, I sometimes wonder what an autopsy on the corpses of people like this must look like. I know there's always fat around the heart and kidney areas, I can only imagine how thick it must be in a deathfat.

And the HOW of doing one: how can you open someone like that up to access the organs and still be able to 'zip' them back up to be presentable for a funeral?

Gah, it's too early to be this macabre but that pic just made me think of how young this woman is going to die and why. Good quick sketch btw!

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Morbid as this sounds, I sometimes wonder what an autopsy on the corpses of people like this must look like. I know there's always fat around the heart and kidney areas, I can only imagine how thick it must be in a deathfat.

And the HOW of doing one: how can you open someone like that up to access the organs and still be able to 'zip' them back up to be presentable for a funeral?

Gah, it's too early to be this macabre but that pic just made me think of how young this woman is going to die and why. Good quick sketch btw!

Years ago, I remember watching a YouTube video of an autopsy of an obese woman. I can’t find it now but from what I recall, it was a British production and the deceased woman wasn’t nearly the size as some of the deathfats here. It wasn’t bloody but I can clearly remember all the yellow, visceral fat that sort of…protruded out after the cut. It was informative in a sort of slap-you-in-the-face kind of way.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

It wasn’t bloody but I can clearly remember all the yellow, visceral fat that sort of…protruded out after the cut.

I read this while eating egg mayo sandwich

 

[Breadbear]

I read this while eating egg mayo sandwich

One hell of a diet plan.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Morbid as this sounds, I sometimes wonder what an autopsy on the corpses of people like this must look like. I know there's always fat around the heart and kidney areas, I can only imagine how thick it must be in a deathfat.

And the HOW of doing one: how can you open someone like that up to access the organs and still be able to 'zip' them back up to be presentable for a funeral?

Gah, it's too early to be this macabre but that pic just made me think of how young this woman is going to die and why. Good quick sketch bt

You can see a fat autopsy here, and WARNING it's gross.

Spoiler: Fat autopsy

Bear in mind, this woman was "only" around 238 pounds. I can't imagine an autopsy on a 400 lb+ body.

 

[Detective Carey]

Post surgical healing for the obese is a huge issue, what with all the basically butter trying to ooze out from the incision. Usually gotta wound vac em. I'd imagine coroners just do the best they can cramming it vaguely back together just to zip em back up. You think they just say fuck it and hit the stitches with super glue to avoid seepage long enough to get them from the coroner to the mortician? Morticians already have a bunch of lyf hax they use to keep you vaguely shelf stable for the funeral.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You can see a fat autopsy here, and WARNING it's gross.

Spoiler: Fat autopsy

Bear in mind, this woman was "only" around 238 pounds. I can't imagine an autopsy on a 400 lb+ body.

Thank you for this link, fam. That was both fascinating and surprisingly close to what I imagined, although less extreme in the amount of fat that I expected but as you said this lady was obese but not a 500lb terminal deathfat.

I also learned something new about fatty liver disease from this video too. Everyone should watch this video, and learn what your end might look like should you blow up too fat on garbage food and/or too much alcohol.

 

[Greedy Fly]

You think they just say fuck it and hit the stitches with super glue to avoid seepage long enough to get them from the coroner to the mortician?

Medical grade super glue is used instead of stitches on a lot of things these days, dunno if it's actually strong enough to hold together a landwhale but perhaps in conjunction with regular stitches?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Medical grade super glue is used instead of stitches on a lot of things these days, dunno if it's actually strong enough to hold together a landwhale but perhaps in conjunction with regular stitches?

well i presume since it's just a body being put together for show as opposed to an actual living being who's skin needs to heal, they can probably stuff them full of whatever and dress it up anyway they want as long as it's presentable for those few hours while it's being displayed before being put in the ground

always thought many of our funeral practices are so strange, pumping a dead person full of toxic chemicals that'll stay in the earth for hundreds of years just so people can look at their lifeless corpse in a strange, uncanny state as they lay in a well furnished comfortable and heavy bed that will be put in the dirt within a few hours

 

[Dr. Butt]

pumping a dead person full of toxic chemicals that'll stay in the earth for hundreds of years just so people can look at their lifeless corpse in a strange, uncanny state as they lay in a well furnished comfortable and heavy bed that will be put in the dirt within a few hours

Civil War

 

[Detective Carey]

Yeah I've never been to an open casket funeral and walked away thinking "wow I'm glad I got to see them strangely taxidermied!", it's always unsettling even at it's best.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Thank you for this link, fam. That was both fascinating and surprisingly close to what I imagined, although less extreme in the amount of fat that I expected but as you said this lady was obese but not a 500lb terminal deathfat.

I also learned something new about fatty liver disease from this video too. Everyone should watch this video, and learn what your end might look like should you blow up too fat on garbage food and/or too much alcohol.

That's what it looks like under a man's beer belly, tons of yellow visceral fat surrounding his ogans like the intestines and slowly turning his liver into foi gras.

Medical grade super glue is used instead of stitches on a lot of things these days, dunno if it's actually strong enough to hold together a landwhale but perhaps in conjunction with regular stitches?

Probably industrial grade type of Saran wrap, it's what they use to hold stuff together if stitches won't, or help stop leaking and/or bulk out if there had been a bad accident and everything is torn up.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

You can see a fat autopsy here, and WARNING it's gross.

Spoiler: Fat autopsy

Bear in mind, this woman was "only" around 238 pounds. I can't imagine an autopsy on a 400 lb+ body.

That’s the video I mentioned upthread. Thanks for linking it! Not sure why I couldn’t find it again. Old broad brain fart, most likely.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Yeah I've never been to an open casket funeral and walked away thinking "wow I'm glad I got to see them strangely taxidermied!", it's always unsettling even at it's best.

Spoiler: funeral stuff

Embalming isn't any sort of legal requirement, but a dead body can't really be kept in good enough shape for showing for longer than a couple days without it. A lot of the "fashion" of doing stuff like wiring the jaw shut and the makeup is also obviously optional, but it's the type of thing you'd have to go out of your way to arrange alternatives way ahead of time because it's just not how the average funeral home operates. They can pretty much just discretely close your mouth by tying your jaw shut with a ribbon/scarf, glue your eyes close and lay you there so long as it's only been a day or so since you died, and you were kept on dry ice or something until then. Research "green burials" if you are interested. More and more people are opposed to having their corpses pumped full of formaldehyde, and it can often be cheaper.

I had my first experience seeing a REALLY fat guy at the gym. No shame, not shitting on him obviously. But I will say it was hard to ignore. Not because of the really fat guy.... but because he had a visibly underweight girlfriend with him. It was, frankly, comical, although my intuition says they almost certainly have some sort of deeply unnatural/unhealthy relationship. So I watched a 450lbs man bang weights around, while periodically checking and saying lovey-dovey things to his 90lbs anorexic on the treadmill. Maybe she's got cancer, maybe she lost weight from some disease, I don't know. But they were both dressed like wiggers, had dyed patches of hair and I wasn't born yesterday. I don't think most people who are underweight for medical reasons would do a shitload of cardio at the gym. It was some sort of weirdo thing.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

I don't think most people who are underweight for medical reasons would do a shitload of cardio at the gym.

There’s one of those at my gym, she’s underweight and overexercises. In my mind I call her Cardio Carrie; she does the same routine every night: 1 hr elliptical, 1 hr stairclimber, 1 hr treadmill. At least if she keels over from exhaustion there will be people around to call a medic.