Canada is a failed state

Eh not really, our Senate isn't the same as the US given it's entirely appointed and is intended on acting as a chamber of "sober second thought" (no need to guess how well that works in practice). The lack of electoral legitimacy means the Senate isn't eager to rock the boat, and outside of the occasional grandstanding will quickly bend over and approve whatever Parliament passes - not doing so calls their cushy living into question, and calling it into question is one small step away from Senate reformation or abolition.
Ah interesting, thanks for the insight.
This has Trump 2016 and 2024 levels of doubt but I'm willing to concede gay ass rainbows though.
I hope your country makes it out alive. I pity the UK and Australia, and it’d be nice to see another country not get absolutely fucked over.
 
What do the queues look like in Brampton and counties (I refuse to call them ridings) running 'jeet candidates? I remember that some 'jeets crashed a website once because they all tried voting for a 'jeet Liberal candidate.
i wouldn't know because i would die if entering brampton without a full body hazmat suite
 
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Hold up. And the natives allowed the 'jeets in? There's got to be something else going on. The locals probably won't tell you much, but if you've got a native on your crew maybe ask them to ask the actual locals about the jeets. Bizarre as shit. :stress:

C*nadian reeducation camp Kiwifarms meetup 2025!
In Africa jeets are the mercantile minority that are just smart enough to actually run businesses, giving them a massive economic advantage over the locals (until they draw the eyes of kleptocrats), maybe the same is true on the reserves.

When I was 13 or so living abroad I had a Canadian teacher at one point. I remember my old man met him once. Oh dad what did you think of this guy? - He's Canadian - he wakes up, thinks the sun shines out of his arse and that he's God's gift to mankind - all of them do. I don't like him.
Being 13-14..didn't get it.
I get it now. There is something so self-righteous about this country and its people by large. They have all the smugness of the Brits and the French but without the centuries of Imperialism and being a former world power to fuel that.
Canada was the British Empire's attack dog until the 50s, and politically founded by its loyalists, so no wonder we got the British smugness. After multiculturalism we put ourselves in the awkward position of inheriting the attitude of Brits abroad while pretending to be our own thing.
 
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Hold up. And the natives allowed the 'jeets in? There's got to be something else going on. The locals probably won't tell you much, but if you've got a native on your crew maybe ask them to ask the actual locals about the jeets. Bizarre as shit.
Jeets own a bunch of smoke shacks & weed shops here. Chinese are paying Natives to grow fuck tons of weed out this way. A friend of mine worked with the Chinks on a massive outdoor weed op here (like 50,000 plants) and they had similar setups with other Natives on the rez here.
I too would like to post some canadian content to commemorate the occasion, for better or worse.
 
To any Canadians on here,
What are the prospects of getting annexed or incorporated into the US?
And if did ever happen, would it be good, bad, or would it even matter?
Just curious.
 
In Africa jeets are the mercantile minority that are just smart enough to actually run businesses, giving them a massive economic advantage over the locals (until they draw the eyes of kleptocrats), maybe the same is true on the reserves.
More like theyre slightly less retarded than the locals which is why the British imported them instead of trying and failing to teach mudhut dwellers. Unfortunately for the British, the alternative was just as depressing and bit them in the ass.
 
Quebec and Ontario coming in!!! Praying that the cons win.
The Bloc made some huge polling gains since the debate, if they end up overachieving in QC we could start seeing some serious shit.
 
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To any Canadians on here,
What are the prospects of getting annexed or incorporated into the US?
And if did ever happen, would it be good, bad, or would it even matter?
Just curious.
If the Liberals win i'll Judas all my leaf brothers in sisters sorry not sorry fellow leafs you had your chance.
 
To any Canadians on here,
What are the prospects of getting annexed or incorporated into the US?
And if did ever happen, would it be good, bad, or would it even matter?
Just curious.

It'd be good, however the concern would be America changing its mind later and trying to go back on it as it always does.
 
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The Bloc made some huge polling gains since the debate, if they end up overachieving in QC we could start seeing some serious shit.
My dad said that the liberals would win big in QC but I told him that Quebecois voters are far more politically engaged and nationalistic (towards Quebec, not really Canada as a whole) and would not vote for liberal as much as usual because of Carney's awful debate performances, his shitty French and his complete disregard of Quebec.
 
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