Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Cheesy Beavy said:
You think she calls her own son retarded? I would.
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Alex, sweetie, I know you didn't do anything wrong but your father and I really feel that maybe you should consider not using those websites anymore. If you could look at how your behaviors are upsetting those other people and imagine how they must feel. You don't like being called mean words, do you? Those folks probably don't like it either. You hurt their feelings. I know you are with autism and it's not your fault, honeybuns. We love you sooooo much no matter what. Remember that you are our superstar!
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Alex, sweetie, I know you didn't do anything wrong but your father and I really feel that maybe you should consider not using those websites anymore. If you could look at how your behaviors are upsetting those other people and imagine how they must feel. You don't like being called mean words, do you? Those folks probably don't like it either. You hurt their feelings. I know you are with autism and it's not your fault, honeybuns. We love you sooooo much no matter what. Remember that you are our superstar!
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Then dad shows up feet stomping

“Alex get off the FUCKING COMPUTER! I swear to God if I see you on that fucking thing again I’m smashing it. If you hadn’t acted like a fucking RETARD, then all of our information wouldn’t be on some fucking New Zealand farming website. You were so retarded, Alex, that they made a section of a FARMING website dedicated to talking about how stupid you are! You’re a disappointment Alex. Thank God I had your sister. At least she doesn’t disappoint me 24/7, despite dating that pooner”
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Alex, sweetie, I know you didn't do anything wrong but your father and I really feel that maybe you should consider not using those websites anymore. If you could look at how your behaviors are upsetting those other people and imagine how they must feel. You don't like being called mean words, do you? Those folks probably don't like it either. You hurt their feelings. I know you are with autism and it's not your fault, honeybuns. We love you sooooo much no matter what. Remember that you are our superstar!
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Cheesy Beavy said:
Then dad shows up feet stomping

“Alex get off the FUCKING COMPUTER! I swear to God if I see you on that fucking thing again I’m smashing it. If you hadn’t acted like a fucking RETARD, then all of our information wouldn’t be on some fucking New Zealand farming website. You were so retarded, Alex, that they made a section of a FARMING website dedicated to talking about how stupid you are! You’re a disappointment Alex. Thank God I had your sister. At least she doesn’t disappoint me 24/7, despite dating that pooner”
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Is this now an Alex rp thread? Can I be his pooner "brother" in law?
 
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Flaming_Barghast said:
Can't you get around that by a recommendation from a user? I vaguely remember it being a thing back when Null would do semi regular closings to prevent influxes of retards.
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Yeah, there's a thing to circumvent the website closing registration to prospective users. New registrations isn't actually currently closed right now but you can find the ability to do it here:
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I replaced my email with a positive hit on 'HaveIBeenPwned.'
I don't know if your email address is listed with the referral code in the email sent out. It's not something I've messed with nor want to. Kiwi Farms isn't the type of website I'd want to invite people I personally know to.
 
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New DA Description. (Unsure how old this is.)
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About / Ghost Archive

A person trying to detox from the internet.

Please don't pick a fight with those on Kiwi Farms even if they mentioned you or talked crap about you. It took me months to figure that out it's only and just only a sanctioned asylum of the internet. They will say some things that annoy you, just don't feed into it.

I have no plans on making my artwork on DeviantArt or my YouTube videos public because it's just not worth it anymore. I'm keeping my internet life private. I recommend you do the same too if things are going out of hand.

With that being said, despite their contempt for me, I wish them a brighter future ahead of them and that maybe they could be happy for real instead of the temporary dopamine that drags them further down a life of dread and misery. I will never forgive them though as I am permanently traumatized by what they done to me. I do hope Kiwi Farms shuts down one day and instead of finding a new site to shit on people, they'd move on trying not to be so terminally online and actually become a better person to be around.

Useage of pictures of me and my family photos require special permission and unauthorized uses of pictures of me will result in copyright take downs and even lawsuits and even lobotomy. People on the internet are no longer allowed to know what I look like due to their keyboard warrior nature.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
He didn't take my advice and post the thread here so I will do it. Sorry for the slight derailment but any @bear hammer hate I think should be directed here


It seems fitting I post it so people have a proper place to go to rather than talking about @bear hammer in the Alex thread for the 100th time
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Late and gay, but going to that thread to bitch about him is exactly what he wants. I will not be giving him that benefit as I would rather make him feel as unwelcome as humanly possible, which is what he deserves. And it is what every thread he shows up to should do.

In fact, I will do you one better: Bear Hammer is so up Alex's asshole I believe this should be a shared thread, much like how TB and Jim Sterling shared one at the time. If he wants to be a remora to the autism shark he gets to share the space too.
 
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ChromaQuack said:
In fact, I will do you one better: Bear Hammer is so up Alex's asshole I believe this should be a shared thread, much like how TB and Jim Sterling shared one at the time. If he wants to be a remora to the autism shark he gets to share the space too.
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I think one of them should die and the other should troon out. Just like TB and Jim Sterling.

I don't care which one does what.
 
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ChromaQuack said:
Late and gay, but going to that thread to bitch about him is exactly what he wants. I will not be giving him that benefit as I would rather make him feel as unwelcome as humanly possible, which is what he deserves. And it is what every thread he shows up to should do.

In fact, I will do you one better: Bear Hammer is so up Alex's asshole I believe this should be a shared thread, much like how TB and Jim Sterling shared one at the time. If he wants to be a remora to the autism shark he gets to share the space too.
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Hm, could it be BearHammer was Alex former lover?
 
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