Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

Probably even has his own book of grudges he cry-writes into and all.

Like, oh my gawd, dear diary, today that dreamy Aaron ate my goo, but he's only interested in that whore Kayla, who has totally DESTROYED her body, gag me with a spoon.

 

[Unknown God]

Can Monty's lawyer point out this attack on Meme Copium as evidence that Nick accuses anyone he doesn't like of being pedos with complete disregard to truth or to what damage he may be causing? Would that be effective? Seems to me like it would at least be worth a mention to the court.

 

[Melty Butter]

I think we are on the precipice of something BIG happening.

Something's up, for sure. Sean, Meme, and Aaron have hinted heavily... and MNPR is flirting with us (respect for that - it's all pretty hilarious).

And, honestly, whatever is coming, he deserves it. He's invited it, threatened others, dared it to happen.

I take little joy with peoples lives being destroyed, families especially.

There's the rub. I found myself genuinely sad for a few minutes today watching Nick.

He was alone, most of his friends gone, still belligerent, searching for words, and blaming ghosts. Has anyone destroyed this much goodwill so dramatically? He was a talented guy with intelligence, quick wit, and charisma. It's a fucking tragedy.

And, Nick, in case you're reading, this chapter is not exactly fun for many of us. It's just abundantly clear that you've not reconciled with your demons. This is where you're held to account. We see right through you.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Also bad news for Rekieta's continued stupid words game since he has now confirmed in writing that it is her house.

Yes he can try and say "I didn't specify where that house is, teehee", but it's played out. It's done.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

 

[Vibralldo]

There's the rub. I found myself genuinely sad for a few minutes today watching Nick.

Why? He deserves everything and did it to himself.

 

[Fapcop]

"No judge I didn't visit April, the car of our live-in Gimp did break down and I had to ask to call the Towing service."

“Well first of all I didn’t VISIT April, I merely dropped by to give her some legal peni-PAPERS! And secondly when I SAID there weren’t any pictures of me there, there wasn’t. AT THE TIME! Now the reason I’m sneaking around craning my head in all directions in the footage is because it’s not a very safe neighborhood.

This isn’t WEIRD or a big deal, the only reason Kiwi Farms is squealing about it like an 8 year old in heat is because they’re all a bunch of NERDS!”

 

[AnOminous]

Just you wait nigger.

 

[Captain Manning]

Can Monty's lawyer point out this attack on Meme Copium as evidence that Nick accuses anyone he doesn't like of being pedos with complete disregard to truth or to what damage he may be causing? Would that be effective? Seems to me like it would at least be worth a mention to the court.

Absolutely. 100%.

 

[Folgers Can]

Sorry, I’m on my phone right now. This is from the latest Stallyn19 clip about Rekieta.

All the opportunities for more "technically true" Nickisms truly get exhausting...

1. "April and I haven't spoken since January."
"So you haven't communicated with her since January?"
"I never said that!"


2. "I haven't seen April since January."
"So you haven't been in April's presence since January?"
"I never said that!"


3. "I guarantee there is no photographic evidence..."
"So you were never there in a way difficult to photograph?"
"I never said that!"


4. "...my car..."
"So you never went there in any type of motor vehicle?"
"I never said that!"


5. "...at April's house."
"So you didn't meet up with April somewhere other than that house?
"I never said that!"


It's all so tiresome.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I’m absolutely sick at the thought that the kids are still living with those two losers. The revelation that they’re scrawny and underfed/short stature has me more upset than the cocaine exposure. The former is a result of chronic neglect. The latter could—likely wasn’t, not excusable either way—could have been a one-time catastrophic error compounded by a kid being a kid.

Null stops being a meanie and deletes his board.

Null closing down the board is a clear sign that he’s spooked by Nick’s resurgence. With Nick backed by Melton, Josh is trying to open a window in an increasingly hot kitchen.
Better hope there’s a breeze, Mr Moon

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The revelation that they’re scrawny and underfed/short stature has me more upset than the cocaine exposure.

They’ve all also got teeth that are visibly rotting out of their heads and are very aware of their parents’ degeneracy thanks to their parents (with an assist from their peers who have read all about it all online, likely including Nick’s public sexual tweets about fucking April, a woman who is not their mother and whom their parents allowed to breach the sanctity of their family and hovel).

Yet Nick was laughing about his coke habit on Twitter last night because he finds it all — including his eight year old daughter testing off-the-charts positive for cocaine — so funny.

Oh and also Nick is “the only victim” and the children being made wards of the court and taken away from their parents was “just a rough summer” according to Nick.

You think you hate him enough, but you don’t.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick is the type of guy who heard the boy who cried wolf and went "wow... he's literally me!"

I wonder if Nick is going to pull out the “I was sexually abused as a child” defense during the Monty trial, or in public, to excuse his weird fixation on joking about sex with kids, or outright accusations of others about that.

If he does, not a soul will believe him.

 

[CoomerTine]

Dawg did he really put an old picture on instagram and try to pass it off as recent?

 

[Maude Snew]

I wonder if Nick is going to pull out the “I was sexually abused as a child” defense during the Monty trial, or in public, to excuse his weird fixation on joking about sex with kids, or outright accusations of others about that.

If he does, not a soul will believe him.

NO, incel prude, his parents really did abuse him by not telling him about their sex life! That's worse than a cop at Denny's even.

Nick Rekieta talking to his parents, age unknown, colorized.

 

[hesaback]

Has he started the 80 hours of community service yet?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has he started the 80 hours of community service yet?

You’ll know when he’s not on stream or sending messages about Aaron in Melton’s chat. Part of his community service is doing the world a favor and getting the fuck off the internet for 80 hours.

 

[AltisticRight]

I even made this.

Updated.

 

[AnOminous]

You’ll know when he’s not on stream or sending messages about Aaron in Melton’s chat. Part of his community service is doing the world a favor and getting the fuck off the internet for 80 hours.

I can see him refusing to do it just like he refused to do CLE. That or chimping out the instant he's ordered to do something he considers beneath him, which would be pretty much anything.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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I just keked loudly in the office nigger your gonna get me in trouble

 

[Lemondale]

When will drex come back to his streams? its been years.