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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Oh man, ragepig is in Medellin? I'm expecting very bad things to happen. Medellin is now a unsafe shithole for gringos.

Many many threads on digital nomad forums/communities about this.

https://old.reddit.com/r/digitalnom..._rules_in_medellin_and_other_latam_locations/ (how many do you think ragepig will follow?)
 
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It seems like Ralph got in over his head with this one. Par for the course when it comes to terminally online neet behaviour. Cursory searches for Ralph and Hunter Moore's names together turns up posts from earlier this year, specifically in regards to Ralph voicing support for Moore operating IAU as a revenge porn website. I couldn't find anything earlier. I'd half expected Moore to be a contact from earlier Killstream days. Granted, maybe he is and I never noticed.

It's funny to meme on Ralph being a convicted sex criminal (because he is) and being a revenge pornographer (again, because he is), however there's a clear delineation between Moore and Ralph in terms of a distinct type of predatory stink; Ralph's predation is in its infancy compared to Moore {mainly because Ralph is just too fucking stupid to capitalize on it in the same way that Hunter has).

I get the impression that this time Ralph flew a little too close to the sun and maybe brushed elbows with a crowd that won't tolerate his white trash posturing, and he knows it. Not because it offends them, but because he's not the "real deal."

He'll get back in one piece to the country his daddy didn't give him, but I imagine he'll be terrorized in the meanwhile.

If you're playing with the big dogs, expect to be bit, Ralph.
 
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How did our Little Mister Trennin' Worhlwhyde enjoy his evening out?
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Dreaming of Oday, real and authentic (his honest and true, I gather). Must've been pretty fucking lame.
 
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For all his hollering he’s always been your stereotypical internet tough guy down to being fat and a coward when he doesn’t have a screen to hide behind. Now he’s stuck in situation where he’s visibly scared and shaken like a bish. Colombia arc is already off to an amazing start between the death rumors and his shaken stream!

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Braphamut said:
How did our Little Mister Trennin' Worhlwhyde enjoy his evening out?
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Considering that he filmed Chris Chan's arrest, where Magi Chan found the new host, he really shouldn't be calling himself a "mother fucker".
Oh wait.
She's dead.
Nevermind.
But Nick Rekieta said :diddler: I CAN CUM ON HER GRAVEEE
Oh.
She has no grave either. (:_(
 
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Pale Empress said:
get the impression that this time Ralph flew a little too close to the sun and maybe brushed elbows with a crowd that won't tolerate his white trash posturing, and he knows it. Not because it offends them, but because he's not the "real deal.
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Ralph is at the mercy of a roided out, coked out, “professional life ruiner” felon, pornographer while in a city he doesn’t speak the language or know anyone. It’s pretty awesome.

Ralph is scared and nervous. He will be doing his best shucking and jiving to make Master Hunter happy. God only knows what “business” was agreed to by Ralph to make the trip happen but he will do as he’s told. He will be very jolly Ralph. Moore is the most awesome, coolest man ever. Matta fact Andrew Tate wishes he was Hunter Moore! Columbia is so safe and filled with beautiful hookers! Gunt will be a one man tourism promoter.

Ralph is being closely observed. I fear Ralph might remain relatively sober out of fear. Let’s hope a few beers help him put his guard down.

Ralph is praying that Hunter doesn’t realize alogging would get Hunter far more internet attention and promotional value than Ralph trying to straight promote a dumb Latina porn wrasslin event.

Hopefully Hunter isn’t too coomer brained to realize he has a major lolcow at his mercy. He has a Ralphapuppet and should not let it go to waste.
 
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You just know he's going to lay as low as possible on this trip and then start hollering as soon as he gets home about how he don't scare. Great vacation, Ralph. :story:

Also there was a sudden realisation during yesterday's stream that maybe going radio silent for several days with no explanation might upset the small fanbase he actually has.

:diddler:"Wait, did I piss off my actual fans???"

Just dumb as a bag of rocks.
 
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Sure Ethan is alive, but only on the outside. He's been dead on the inside for years.
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Now I might me misremebering but wasn't Ralph in a gay relationship with a man who was a serious alcoholic and drug addict and died from liver failure at 26. Ralph wrote about being at his bfs side as he died when he was in his early twenties on his website long before the sector or metokur were a thing. It was so vivid I remember it distinctly but no one else has ever bought it up or referenced it so I'm probably wrong but I remember reading that Ralph and thinking he died inside forever then and there. Hence him waiting to die and doing pills and drinking heavily for the last 10 years.
 
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Now I might me misremebering but wasn't Ralph in a gay relationship with a man who was a serious alcoholic and drug addict and died from liver failure at 26. Ralph wrote about being at his bfs side as he died when he was in his early twenties on his website long before the sector or metokur were a thing. It was so vivid I remember it distinctly but no one else has ever bought it up or referenced it so I'm probably wrong but I remember reading that Ralph and thinking he died inside forever then and there. Hence him waiting to die and doing pills and drinking heavily for the last 10 years.
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Pretty sure it was part of Cog accessing his e-mail incident. Ralph was using a common password for most of his online accounts.

At the time most people believed it was a text copy he stole from his 'Alien GF' or another gal pal to use as future blackmail that he sent to himself.

Doesn't make him any less of a fag that defended chomo Ali Alexander, serial predator of the huwite race.
 
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Braphamut said:
How did our Little Mister Trennin' Worhlwhyde enjoy his evening out?
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Dreaming of Oday, real and authentic (his honest and true, I gather). Must've been pretty fucking lame.
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I can imagine there being some random black guy at whatever weirdo sex trafficking hideaway Ralph is staying at who is pretending to be O.J Simpson.

IS THAT YOU ODAY!? Maybe Ralph will get him to sign his gunt.
 
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Braphamut said:
How did our Little Mister Trennin' Worhlwhyde enjoy his evening out?
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Dreaming of Oday, real and authentic (his honest and true, I gather). Must've been pretty fucking lame.
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"real, authentic and will say anything" - fat, bald, poor, alone old man living in a country he can't speak the language of

WHY CAN'T YOU AYYLAWS UNDERSTEND!!
I'M NOT A PATHETIC WORTHLESS LOSER!!
I'M REAL BISH!!
REAL AS A THUMB IN THE ASS OF A MENTALLY ILL TEEN!!
FUCK YOU JOSH MOON!!
WIN!! DOUBLA YA!!
* cheering sound effect *
* passes out and shits himself *
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Ralph's journey times tend to be obscene because he pays for cheaper flights with long layovers.

He's likely sleep deprived (as well as his usual health/substance abuse complaints).
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I suspected the reason he wanted to keep his flight details secret was that he couldn't fly through Mexico City after the last incident and had to take a bus from one airport to another, or had a three day layover.
 
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How did our Little Mister Trennin' Worhlwhyde enjoy his evening out?
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Dreaming of Oday, real and authentic (his honest and true, I gather). Must've been pretty fucking lame.
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I see Ralph finally got a plug in Columbia (Not that that's particularly hard) and is high enough to start hallucinating again after scribbling some shit on a random woman's chest. How long until he's "interviewing" ODAY on da Keelstreem, baby?
 
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