🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[NoddingOut]

They'll keep him on as a fluffer or as a comparison to make the other dicks look huge.

Memphis macro to yuo bish

 

[HackerX]

Why did we think he was dead? No tweets?

That. Missing a show where he could simp for a woman. Him not responding or looking at his DMs. Overall, Ralph not being online for any amount of time is a solid indicator that something is going on.

 

[BigPeanut]

Guaranteed he's going to be the cuck in whatever spic narco-terrorist funded rip-off of Blacked.com they got going down there.

That’s Jcaesers favorite porn, don’t forget he also PAID to have spics fuck his wifes anus hole in front of him at a hotel.

The federal government in Columbia is very strict and will watch most of his moves.

Lol how about the try watching and policing their own spics and being a real functional country?

 

[Telemeter]

Why did we think he was dead? No tweets?

Just the fact that he looks older than both Ronnie and Sandra ever did, has accumulated more numerous and severe chemical and drug addictions than both of them combined, has more chronic disease pre-conditions than both of them combined, it's only like a year or two away from requiring dialysis or some other form of periodic medical intervention to stay alive, has had heart attacks, has a gimp arm and a broken hip, is an amerimutt who is always a wrong holler away from being lynched by the locals, terminally online so he cant stop posting unless he's literally unable, need i go on?

Lol how about the try watching and policing their own spics and being a real functional country?

The locals have very little they can be shaken down for.

 

[Berrakh]

need i go on?

I would enjoy it, yes.

 

[BigPeanut]

like 8 Americans had been killed and it was only February,

[Citation needed]

 

[Oilspill Battery]

There goes Ralph's only chance to beat Nick for Lolcow of the Year.

"Ethan Ralph Goes To Medellin" has the potential to be THE lolcow event of 2025. Don't disappoint us guntling

The duality of man.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why did we think he was dead? No tweets?

It is a meme that whenever Ralph does not tweet for 16 hours that he is dead. Every time, some people take it seriously. Like when Ralph says he is sober.

 

[BigPeanut]

It is a meme that whenever Ralph does not tweet for 16 hours that he is dead. Every time, some people take it seriously. Like when Ralph says he is sober.

Because it’s quite literally going to be real sometime soon. We are at the end stages of Ralphamale kino, and when he dies it will be alone in the pig hovel and he wont be found for weeks. When he dies we will all know far before the authorities because he won’t have tweeted for 16 hours.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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About time Ralph leaves his mexican crack shack and embarks on a new adventure. I'm actually kinda hyped.

 

[Telemeter]

About time Ralph leaves his mexican crack shack and embarks on a new adventure. I'm actually kinda hyped.

I'm eagerly awaiting for the Colombia pillstream, it's imminent.

Of course, its a monkey paw, it could be a porn pillstream.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Ain't no way he will do the fucking in those snuff films in Medellín.

If anything, he will be recreating the Gimp scene from Pulp Fiction. More precisely, he will be Marcellus Wallace in that scenario.

 

[W@rui]

Sure Ethan is alive, but only on the outside. He's been dead on the inside for years.

 

[SCV]

Happy to see him alive, I would much rather watch him livestream his death as apposed to him drowning in the ocean like a fat little bish.

Five star days incoming

As if ralph could possibly drown with that flotation device fused to his stomach.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

The age of consent in Colombia is 14. Does some gooner know if "Latina Teen Porn Casting" follows USA pornography laws? Even if its not filmed, the US feds have laws against sex tourism.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

s I understand Ralph will be staying at the revenge porn guy's (Hunter Moore) apartment

If he really is visiting Moore this is proof Ralph will accept any invitation from absolutely any verified account online, he just never gets any. (I mean his last invite was to an autistic Pajeet’s dad’s Disney castle in Texas and Gunt was giddy.)

Moore is on the same desperate scumbag level as Gunt, just not as retarded. Moore is a far more successful revenge pornographer than Gunt. Moore also fled the USA to avoid paying civil judgements against him. Ralph just had bad credit, lots of debt and was absolutely terrified of a black guy he hit that got an ambulance chaser to try and serve him.

Ralph thinks Moore is super cool and will try to impress him so this should be awesome.

I hope Hunter posts lots of candid Gunt content. Ralph has to be paranoid he’s a secret alog, but has been personally reassured he’s actually a huge fan of the keel stream.

 

[Barbarus 3]

I really hope the Ralphamale doesn't get kidnapped while he is on the prowl for Colombian street meats

 

[ddlloo]

Someone needs to paypig Ralph enough to livestream constantly. Doesn't even have to have TTS enabled, I just want to see his (mis)adventures, because I suspect that if people aren't cracking the whip on him to generate content he'll just be a pathetic cuck the whole time he's there with the exception of a 30 minute 'Ralphamania 2' travesty.

 

[marvlouslie]

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Well, fuck... I mean, yaaaaaaaay.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Ralph is alive.

Ralph is going to release another porn tape.

Mixed feelings, bros.