Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

"Could someone PLEASE let me have $11?"

It was originally $60.

you can tell it's for Lou to get a Loumission because what the hell are you going to get on Instacart for $60? Instacart charges delivery fees and I know for a fact that Lou is going to be one of the worst customers any Instacart shopper wants to work with, not only not tipping, but Lou would likely say some insane shit to the shopper.

Of course, this implicating that Lou is going to use $60 for Instacart instead of a Loumission given that this is a specific amount and rarely is Instacart going to have such even amounts of monetary costs.

Lou is back on Disqus as TheAshhole (archive). 639 comments in ~3 days.
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Interesting that Lou's takeaway from being noticed so frequently on Disqus for wishing death on people and wishing for death camps for retarded people for simply voting the United States was to change up from calling people Russian Spies to just calling them "Foreign Friends", and then have the audacity to go on Bluesky or Mastodon and complain that Trump is going to personally assassinate the lard-ass himself instead of the fact that he's the most violent person on Disqus and even the people on Disqus are knowledgeable enough to recognize that there isn't a legion of people signing up to the site with the same violent postings that Lou does.

I'm sorry, I know I should just accept this stuff, but I'm still old enough to remember when "gender" was proposed to describe that set of shared cultural rules and expectations which governed people of a given sex. Using "gender" to mean your favorite fashion trend, social clique, or - in Brenda the Were-Cougar's case - a group of friends bonding over a shared interest in a repulsive sexual fetish, is not something I can ever accept. "Oh, this new makeup? Last year I was a skater gender, but I'm a GOTH gender now! And look at all those stuckup cheerleader genders over there, with their prep gender and jock gender boyfriends! Ugh. I'd rather eat lunch with the nerd genders..."

Brenda, the person Lou interacts with, identifies with "Shi/Hir" tranny pronouns because he (Brenda) quite literally views being tranny as a fetish and not any part of their identity. It's why you see so much "Shi/Hir" trannies in the Korps scene or the "Pregnancy Furry Porn" scene.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Doctor Who.

For just half a second I thought that was a picture of David Byrne and I was wondering who Lou borrowed some cool from. Never fear, it's Dr Who.

 

[Spunt]

For just half a second I thought that was a picture of David Byrne and I was wondering who Lou borrowed some cool from. Never fear, it's Dr Who.

Same as it ever was.

 

[kazuhiro]

For just half a second I thought that was a picture of David Byrne and I was wondering who Lou borrowed some cool from. Never fear, it's Dr Who.

Imagine willingly watching a Doctor Who special more than six times, and then admitting to it in public.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What the fuck is a WERE-COUGAR GENDER?

Thank you for asking. I am also in the dark.
Granted, the whole Sexual Furry deviance is beyond my ken, so if anyone could be so kind as to explain what happens when you throw Were into the mix, it would be appreciated? Please. Be gentle.

Curiosity killed the cat.
But satisfaction brought him back.

 

[Sintharia]

What the fuck is a WERE-COUGAR GENDER?

This is honestly the lamer version of the trend that was going around last week, "describe your gender without using male/female/nonbinary, masculine/feminine/androgynous." That trend was actually kind of funny, watching people describe themselves by things that have meaning and gendered associations to them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don’t wanna cow tip but there’s gotta be a way to get Staph and Lou aware of each other. The new odd couple, they’re not opposites just fucking weird.

omg Lou x Stephanie OTP

Especially now that Lou's a pagan instead of an edgy atheist. And there's no way a guy that size doesn't have a "smol birb." Stephanie is ghetto-rich, I'm sure Lou can smell it, and Lou brings his ancestral knowledge of walking to the grocery store and how to actually file and whine for all the benefits you can.

Maybe we gotta commission some art? Stephanie loves overfeeding cats, so maybe she could be surrounded by vines and runes of power, cramming bar cookies into a four-armed tittycat.

Using "gender" to mean your favorite fashion trend, social clique, or - in Brenda the Were-Cougar's case - a group of friends bonding over a shared interest in a repulsive sexual fetish, is not something I can ever accept.

"Gender' in the modern online sense is what you get when you tell a bunch of white people they're not allowed to say "spirit animal."

 

[JaneThough]

Now that Lou has chosen a fursona (lol) I’m going to miss the times he’d ask the black community if it was appropriate to claim a black panther as his fursona. A level of virtue signaling I’ve yet to see matched.

 

[The Dude]

Twelve years old is pretty young for a cat to die. Even if it had to be put down. I have to seriously question the level of care the Gagliardis provide for their pets. When was even the last time that cat saw the vet before it got the needle?

 

[Solid Snek]

"Gender' in the modern online sense is what you get when you tell a bunch of white people they're not allowed to say "spirit animal."

This may actually be literally true. At least in the furry community, trooning out seems to have really taken off around the same time as "cultural appropriation" became a capital offense.

From the 1960s up until the mid 2010s, it wasn't uncommon to see weirdass white people get really into the idea of having a connection with spirit animals.

This "were-cougar gender" bullshit really does seem more like a "spirit animal" thing than anything that could fit a pre-CurrentYear understanding of "gender", so maybe weirdoes just flipped the words "spirit animal" for "gender", and didn't care that there was no real logical leap between "sometimes I feel like I have personality traits that resemble a hawk" to "guess I should chop my dick off".

A combination of autism and WASPy guilt, filtered through a postmodern leftist lens, leading to a small but devastating error of equivocation?

 

[JaneThough]

omg Lou x Stephanie OTP

Especially now that Lou's a pagan instead of an edgy atheist. And there's no way a guy that size doesn't have a "smol birb." Stephanie is ghetto-rich, I'm sure Lou can smell it, and Lou brings his ancestral knowledge of walking to the grocery store and how to actually file and whine for all the benefits you can.

Maybe we gotta commission some art? Stephanie loves overfeeding cats, so maybe she could be surrounded by vines and runes of power, cramming bar cookies into a four-armed tittycat.

They are meant to be. In that I’m meant to enjoy their mismatched personas. Anyway Lou would never ever move in with a pooner.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Man, I'm not able to check the farms for 24 hours and Lou is already talking about losing his leg. If he had any foresight at all he'd have realized that's more than an idle threat. But I eagerly await the stump Lou arc.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Walking.

I don't care if I lost my leg, I'd be out there doing the right thing.

That's it, Lou! You get right out there and make it all about yourself!

 

[The Dude]

Man, I'm not able to check the farms for 24 hours and Lou is already talking about losing his leg. If he had any foresight at all he'd have realized that's more than an idle threat. But I eagerly await the stump Lou arc.

We likely don't have too long to wait for that. Once a diabetic starts needing parts of their body amputated, they often required more and more to be removed at increasingly shorter intervals. Especially with a fucktard like Louie Lard-Ace who refuse to take their condition seriously and put in the effort to recover correctly. The diabetic ulcer and bone removal was, what? Three years ago? And now he's had his pinky piggy lopped off? I give it another 18 months and he will be back in for more amputations. Two years if he's very lucky.

 

[Solid Snek]

We likely don't have too long to wait for that. Once a diabetic starts needing parts of their body amputated, they often required more and more to be removed at increasingly shorter intervals. Especially with a fucktard like Louie Lard-Ace who refuse to take their condition seriously and put in the effort to recover correctly. The diabetic ulcer and bone removal was, what? Three years ago? And now he's had his pinky piggy lopped off? I give it another 18 months and he will be back in for more amputations. Two years if he's very lucky.

18 months seems really optimistic, given that he may have already reopened his toe hole by marching around.

I don't know why his friends aren't calling routine welfare checks on him (I do know why actually: they don't care about him), but I'm glad they're not, since Lou losing his foot is going to be hilarious.

 

[Damien Thorne]

If he gets his foot amputated, that would be the closest thing to a foot job he will ever get in his life.

 

[kazuhiro]

Open for editing commissions, $30/story.

FFXIV.




Mabel. Lou often reposts him, he's in the Korps. 41 year-old Lou gets confused for late 20s thanks to HRT.

In case you didn't know what you were looking at.

The Morning Show podcast went to Vegas.

Italian-American.

Canada.

Needing $30 help due to surgery.

Gneech.

Trans Lifeline.

Tony Hinchcliffe.

Threads.

Spoiler: Disqus feed sample

Telling someone to end their life and the life of their kids.

Vance's children again.

Jewish relatives.

Lesbian.

Not human.


Truntian gibberish.

"We should lock all Christians in a mental institutions."

Married. Allergic to cats.


Now at 1015 comments since Apr 24.

 

[JaneThough]

So translifeline can’t help a suicidal person? Only if they’re trans? “Sorry Becky, can’t help. Maybe if I call you Bob I can?”

A SUPER easy fix to this is to have a recording at the beginning with “if you are calling about suicidal thoughts press 2” and it would automatically dial them out to a real organization.

They want to invade our spaces but god forbid we show up in theirs. A WAY better way to phrase that tweet would have been “we are overwhelmed by people reaching out in these difficult times and while we wish we could help everyone the truth is we simply don’t have the resources or expertise to help outside the trans community. If you’re feeling suicidal or know someone who is please call 988 and allow us to keep our limited focus on the trans community”

It just shows that they have no interest being a part of society. They want to have their own space just for them but also access to everyone else’s. Imagine Lou’s response if this was a women’s health organization saying “please we don’t have the resources to handle people with penises”. He’d fucking explode from the “tramsphobia”.

However props to Gneech, he got a chuckle out of me with the Jefferson Starship joke. Even Lou couldn’t fuck it up!

ETA an actual suicide hotline number. Look at that, I have done more for suicidal trannies than TransLifeLine!

 

[a hapless toad]

So translifeline can’t help a suicidal person? Only if they’re trans? “Sorry Becky, can’t help. Maybe if I call you Bob I can?”

A SUPER easy fix to this is to have a recording at the beginning with “if you are calling about suicidal thoughts press 2” and it would automatically dial them out to a real organization.

They want to invade our spaces but god forbid we show up in theirs. A WAY better way to phrase that tweet would have been “we are overwhelmed by people reaching out in these difficult times and while we wish we could help everyone the truth is we simply don’t have the resources or expertise to help outside the trans community. If you’re feeling suicidal or know someone who is please call X and allow us to keep our limited focus on the trans community”

It just shows that they have no interest being a part of society. They want to have their own space just for them but also access to everyone else’s. Imagine Lou’s response if this was a women’s health organization saying “please we don’t have the resources to handle people with penises”. He’d fucking explode from the “tramsphobia”.

However props to Gneech, he got a chuckle out of me with the Jefferson Starship joke. Even Lou couldn’t fuck it up!

Trans Lifeline has a long and ridiculous history around these parts... the founders showed up at Null's mom's house to threaten him, embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from TLl, and no one ever actually answered the line, which lead to some people committing suicide.

Thread 'Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal'

Aug 9, 2016

Update: 23/11/2016 A frequent trans lifeline caller kills themself


@Field Marshal Crappenberg 's excellent documentation of everything uncovered so far:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans...tav-kjel-anderson.23222/page-333#post-1999622

Greta Gustava is a transgendered scam artist who runs a 501(c)(3) charity which has no use to anyone.

This page was made private to hide their abysmal coverage.
http://hotline.translifeline.org/

https://twitter.com/NoTransLifeLine for live coverage of their phone service.

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[Solid Snek]

Trans Lifeline has a long and ridiculous history around these parts... the founders showed up at Null's mom's house to threaten him, embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from TLl, and no one ever actually answered the line, which lead to some people committing suicide.

Thread 'Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal'

Aug 9, 2016

Update: 23/11/2016 A frequent trans lifeline caller kills themself


@Field Marshal Crappenberg 's excellent documentation of everything uncovered so far:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans...tav-kjel-anderson.23222/page-333#post-1999622

Greta Gustava is a transgendered scam artist who runs a 501(c)(3) charity which has no use to anyone.

This page was made private to hide their abysmal coverage.
http://hotline.translifeline.org/

https://twitter.com/NoTransLifeLine for live coverage of their phone service.

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Yeah, I was gonna say; Trans Life Line is a piece of work. While I can understand the desire to segregate trannies, if only to ensure that operators are prepared for dealing with them, you want to have a crisis line FOR trannies. Not a crisis line RUN BY trannies.

You don't want pigs in the house, but you also can't trust pigs to run their barn.

Also holy shit that picture. Reminds me of that old internet shock pic of a girl at a (rave party?) with "hot chick" makeup, covering what appears to be a burnt off face, nose, and teeth. Can't find it now, but if you know the one, you know the one.

Mabel. Lou often reposts him, he's in the Korps. 41 year-old Lou gets confused for late 20s thanks to HRT.

"uwu. I'm a cute widdle schoolgirl! Don't I look sooooo byootiful, Mister?"

"But hey Mister, truth is I got a widdle secret... you WON'T believe this, but..."

Italian-American.

Damn, I can't remember the last time Lou pulled his Wop card.

It's like Lou, nigga, you don't have to tell people you're a Pizza-American to say something offensive to Pizza-Americans. Nobody cares. Or at least, not anybody on your Bluesky friends list.

Just say "as a trans Irish Jewish Scottish Ancient Greek princess, I say: kill all Italians and grind their bones into spaghetti", and call it a day.

Needing $30 help due to surgery.

lol. "I'm not allowed to walk", after all that bragging about marching around all day in solidarity for TramsWights.

What gets me isn't that he's self-serving and deceitful; it's that he posts this stuff days apart, on the same account, to the same people, and evidently either doesn't know, or doesn't care, that the people he's interacting with have brains, and they can remember things.