Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Nick is using his PedoTip system to talk crap about @PotentiallyCriminal.
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[EDIT to add Nick winning the winemoms over with his edgy humor]
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This might have been mentioned, but if not I just want to mention how unflattering his new camera angle is. Pre-arrest he had that dead centre framing that typified "guy sitting in front of his computer monitor." Now it's like five feet away to his left, he's no longer making eye contact, and I have a theory that the camera being lower down is because he wants to show off his skinny body and ugly fucking tattoos because he thinks he looks cool and in-shape.
 
Jesse PS seems to be baiting Nick. I haven’t had the drive or the want to research enough to know of this is a doctored Kayla pic but if it is, watching Nick freak out about revenge porn will be fun.

Not Kayla, noticeable absence of shitty tattoos and plastic surgery scars.
 
Nick is using his PedoTip system to talk crap about @PotentiallyCriminal.
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Of course this is what they do with it, what other reason to they have to put the faces and voices of people they despise into their pedo tip jar system? It is so their "fans" can use them to play cringe messages that mock the person and put profane/criminal claims into their mouth.

Proves once again what small-minded faggots Nick and Melton are.
 
The dress is old; however, the photo is new. You can tell because Kayla is noticeably fatter and has at least two new tattoos: some awful musical notes that look like they were drawn on with magic marker by one of her children, and some mysterious piss-colored splotch on her left shoulder. (Also, someone please give this woman a fucking hairbrush.)

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You think fat shaming is part of nick's daily interaction with her? :story:
 
Of course this is what they do with it, what other reason to they have to put the faces and voices of people they despise into their pedo tip jar system? It is so their "fans" can use them to play cringe messages that mock the person and put profane/criminal claims into their mouth.

Proves once again what small-minded faggots Nick and Melton are.
Indeed, he's trying to do legal analysis while peppering his youtube audience with adolescent garbage humor. So far he's used it to attack Sean, Aaron, Kurt, Nate.

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...It occurs to me that Nick the degenerate is attempting to destigmatize perversion (making fun with Dax/Vito re Cuties) and likewise destigmatizing cocaine use. What a model citizen.
 
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Two bad days
Lord Chaos Balldo has failed at becoming the Joker. The Joker only needed ONE bad day.

What a fag.
That's Nick's explanation and there is some logic to it. He didn't need to open his mouth at all, though, so he dug himself that hole by going on record as saying that if the kids test positive, it totally wasn't from his stash,lol, which is just dumb, considering the court was always going to take the action it did.
He's like the murder suspect who is hauled in for questioning and starts babbling insanely about how he didn't stab the victim, he'd never stab anyone, he doesn't even have a knife, and the detective says nobody even mentioned a knife.
 
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The dress is old; however, the photo is new. You can tell because Kayla is noticeably fatter and has at least two new tattoos: some awful musical notes that look like they were drawn on with magic marker by one of her children, and some mysterious piss-colored splotch on her left shoulder.
Only fat by manorexic Baldoskelly standards. She actually looked a lot healthier than her current form as a shrieking skelly witch coke whore now.
 
The dress is old; however, the photo is new. You can tell because Kayla is noticeably fatter and has at least two new tattoos: some awful musical notes that look like they were drawn on with magic marker by one of her children, and some mysterious piss-colored splotch on her left shoulder. (Also, someone please give this woman a fucking hairbrush.)

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Tbh it's the best they've looked in awhile. It's all relative.

Their clothing choices, as ever, suck. She looks like a downmarket casino "cocktail waitress," and he looks like...a "client."
 
Nick is using his PedoTip system to talk crap about @PotentiallyCriminal.
So far as I know, SEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEAN has not made any claims of copyright. He has talked about right of publicity, an entirely different right. I suppose we can't expect anything like legal acumen from this wetbrained crackhead cocksucker.
 
If that's true then got a joke for Nick:
Nick said yesterday you could criticize him in his chat all you wanted, just not his wife and kids. If true, he should be okay with someone going into his youtube chat and saying "Nick Rekieta has always enjoyed sucking little baby dicks." Bet you get banned for it though, even though it's "just jokes bro fr fr no cap."
So far as I know, SEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEAN has not made any claims of copyright. He has talked about right of publicity, an entirely different right. I suppose we can't expect anything like legal acumen from this wetbrained crackhead cocksucker.
It's pretty braindead for Melton to add lawyer's voice into his tips system. Even if someone like Mark Richards didn't see it, I think Kurt and maybe Nate would be willing to threaten legal action, Sean may too but I don't know. Kurt seems most likely.
 
Nick is using his PedoTip system to talk crap about @PotentiallyCriminal.
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Any legalkiwis got a take on this? I'd love to see Pedotips get dismantled.

"It's not Sean's voice, it's merely a voice AI creating an approximation of someone who sounds like him, using his image and name is just coincidence, fat stalker child" :really:
 
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