Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

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Chat: Go get a irl hobby for gf.
Synth:
*I can't meet girl the normal way. KYS normie!!!
*I don't wanna start discord to start discord dating with fans (right thing to do).
*I'm not gonna use tinder.
*I'm not going to a social event or get hobby just to meet girls.
*No church.
*No geo maxxing, only locals living in Virginia pre-wall (no above 29) women only.

Guys, should synth just go full monk mode? Cuz I don't think he really wants to take any meaniful steps for gf, is he waiting for trad fertile girl to approach him first? I'm sorry, a good normal girl won't approach a dude first, it's gotta be the man making the first move.
 
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Chat: Go get a irl hobby for gf.
Synth:
*I can't meet girl the normal way. KYS normie!!!
*I don't wanna start discord to start discord dating with fans (right thing to do).
*I'm not gonna use tinder.
*I'm not going to a social event or get hobby just to meet girls.
*No church.
*No geo maxxing, only locals living in Virginia pre-wall women only.

Guys, should synth just go full monk mode? Cuz I don't think he really wants to take any meaniful steps for gf, is he waiting for trad fertile girl to approach him first? I'm sorry, a good normal girl won't approach a dude first, it's gotta be the man making the first move.
Don't forget as well "Can't be the same age as me (around 30)"
 
Guys, should synth just go full monk mode? Cuz I don't think he really wants to take any meaniful steps for gf, is he waiting for trad fertile girl to approach him first? I'm sorry, a good normal girl won't approach a dude first, it's gotta be the man making the first move.
Yes. Calling himself spoiled last night was a nice bit of insight into where his entitled attitude comes from. Pretty funny I've been reading Catcher in the Rye because I'm watching Holden Caulfield 75 years later on youtube in realtime.
 
Holden Caulfield
I almost want to quote the Quagmire quote he used on Brian. But at least synth is not this pretentious douche thinks himself as an enlightened intellectual. I read the book back when I was in high school, even back then I thought Holden is a spoiled brat. I'm glad synthetic man is not the same personality as Brian or Holden Caulfield, but he has his own brand of problem.
 
Yeah. We got to 500th page!!! Try to get it to a thousand before synth gets banned.
I get some of his other stipulations, but what's wrong with girls around his age group?
Let's see from a point of wanting a healthy white baby.

Ages 18–24: Peak Fertility: Highest number of viable eggs and best egg quality.
Risk: Low, ~1 in 1,250 (0.08%) for Down syndrome; overall chromosomal abnormality risk ~1 in 700 (0.14%).

Ages 25–29: Still Highly Fertile: Slight decline in egg quantity but excellent quality.
Risk: Low, ~1 in 1,000 (0.1%) for Down syndrome; overall chromosomal abnormality risk ~1 in 600 (0.17%)

Ages 30–34: Good Fertility, Gradual Decline: Noticeable reduction in ovarian reserve; egg quality begins to decline.
Risk: Moderate, ~1 in 400 (0.25%) for Down syndrome; overall chromosomal abnormality risk ~1 in 250 (0.4%).

Ages 35–39: Significant Decline: Marked decrease in egg quantity and quality; classified as "advanced maternal age."
Risk: High, ~1 in 150 (0.67%) for Down syndrome at age 35, rising to ~1 in 50 (2%) by age 39; overall chromosomal abnormality risk ~1 in 100 (1%) to 1 in 30 (3.3%).

And to all y'all hag maxxer. 40 plus is not for baby making, it's for pump and dump at most. You are playing Russian Roulette with retarded babies at that point, that's if she can conceive. If synth has to date a 30 year old, he better make her pregnant fast, because women at 30s are losing their eggs twice as fast compare to when they are in their 20s.
 
Chat: Go get a irl hobby for gf.
Synth:
*I can't meet girl the normal way. KYS normie!!!
*I don't wanna start discord to start discord dating with fans (right thing to do).
*I'm not gonna use tinder.
*I'm not going to a social event or get hobby just to meet girls.
*No church.
*No geo maxxing, only locals living in Virginia pre-wall (no above 29) women only.

Guys, should synth just go full monk mode? Cuz I don't think he really wants to take any meaniful steps for gf, is he waiting for trad fertile girl to approach him first? I'm sorry, a good normal girl won't approach a dude first, it's gotta be the man making the first move.
He also got mad at the suggestion of going overseas to find women, given that there is absolutely nothing about his job that requires him to stay in America. Dude would probably do well in a lot of places overseas since he isn't fat, isn't short, and is white, but he really seems to not want to actually do anything meaningful. I personally don't think his standards are remotely unreasonable, but I also realize that women in the west are a complete lost cause and only an idiot is going to try to find their qt 3.14 virgin tradcon waifu in the modern Sodom and Gomorrah.
Don't forget as well "Can't be the same age as me (around 30)"
I get some of his other stipulations, but what's wrong with girls around his age group?

And he is completely correct. No point getting with a woman who is guaranteed going to have a geriatric pregnancy by the time you get settled for parenthood, at least if you want to have kids. If you just want hag poon, then sure, go for it, but most self respecting guys aren't desperate to get whatever used goods with baby rabies that's on the prowl for a sucker. The number of dumb fucks I have met in blue collar that got roped by some post wall slag who just wanted a bailout is honestly depressing, so at least Synthler is smart enough to avoid that trap. For now.
 
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