Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[PigFarm]

It's really funny that the admins of r/mtf is begging it's users to stop posting from their porn accounts because "representation matters."

 

[Uzumaki]

do not wear makeup that a woman would wear, usually just white foundation and thick eyeliner under my waterline and on my top lid.

This is beyond satire.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

This is beyond satire.

What, don't all manly doods wear makeup?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I have been on testosterone for nearly a month. I don't expect immediate changes. I wear masculinizing facial contour. I wear mens' clothes that fit me properly. My binder gets my chest relatively flat. I have short hair. I have voice trained for years. I do not wear makeup that a woman would wear, usually just white foundation and thick eyeliner under my waterline and on my top lid. I do not fucking understand why everyone thinks I am a woman. I do not stand like a woman. I do not walk like a woman. I pack. I have a fat ass and wide hips, but I've known cis men shaped like me. What the fuck can I do? I walk a mile every other day and do basic at home workouts when I can. Why have I never been perceived as a man? Will I ever be? I don't think I will. I'm so close to genuinely killing myself because of this. I am more confident in myself than I have ever been, and I am not insecure. I just cannot fucking continue like this, putting in all this effort, and not seeing any results.

Pooners and their walls of text.

Everything in the text box seems simultaneously genuinely delusional but also reads like a parody.

"Why have I never been perceived as a man?" Probably because you are a woman who wears makeup and has birthing hips and breasts and a vagina and a vulva. Being perceived as a man is not a reward for effort; it's a natural effect of being an adult male, which you are not and never can be.

What, don't all manly doods wear makeup?

I know a man who wears (light) eyeliner to work (yes, he's gay). But funnily enough he's never mistaken for being a woman.

 

[PigFarm]

This is beyond satire.

Corpse paint is masculine, right?

 

[Caligura]

Not my screenshots, but it looks like they aren't trans, and the entire "film" seems to be bait.

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Slightly off-topic but I'm going down this short film's rabbit hole.
Holy shit, he's the one behind these Yume Nikki gifs?

https://colinarmistead.tumblr.com/post/644920811977883648/madotsuki-giphy-stickers-for-you-to-use-on

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

I know a man who wears (light) eyeliner to work (yes, he's gay). But funnily enough he's never mistaken for being a woman.

That's the thing. There are plenty of effeminate men. But these poons (and "tomboy" troons) want to have their cake and eat it too. These poons want to be perceived as "effeminate men." That's not going to happen. Troons and poons don't get that privilege because any step outside of the femininity or masculinity they want is going to reveal their actual sex. Sorry, that's just how it is.

 

[kindwater]

Sister-in-crisis over at r/suicidewatch. The holocaust re-commencing in the UK is simply too much to bear, so Adventurous_Hippo376 - (a) / "Charlotte Saoirse Anastasia Hennessy" - a self styled alt/emo pre-op trans girl with type 1 diabetes and a whole lot of adhd and autism - has opted to tap out of the fight and instead "serve as a martyr":

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Life has been turbulent for Charlotte. After attending a local protest in Sheffield and blocking a sign held by an opposing TERF, she endured further ridicule on social media via gloating by the very same stray wildlife photographer:

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So this terf stole one of my pics, and recorded me climbing onto a wall, im not the lightest person and I hate that I am bulimic and haven't eaten without throwing up for months now, still calling me a hippo, and recording me which shows my ass and I'm not happy about it, im scared enough to be trans and now this is making me wanna go and end my life, being harassed by some terf and being recorded without consent

She frequently takes solace in the various transgender communities present on Reddit to cope with her bulimia and body dysmorphia, seeking assurance from whichever well gives water that day:

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Suicidal ideation is a recurring pattern in her life as evidenced by numerous deleted Mental Health Crises, some of which were crossposted to multiple subreddits at a time. The original post text is gone in these cases but comments remain. There are a lot of them and I probably didn't get them all, they might stretch back years. Commentators perform all the usual ass-patting when there aren't only sad crickets, though some posters do deign to question her vaporous excuses.

I'm just done I can't do it anymore
Should I just give in and end it all
I'm done I can't live like this anymore
And everybody's favorite classic:
I NEED HELP PLEASE ANYONE

Occasional comments, some deleted, elaborate on personal troubles:

Spoiler: hair domestic abuse traumadump

I knew when I was about 8 but I grew up in a deeply right wing family and u mentioned it too my birth givers who said you'll never be a girl your a boy, so I had to delay it and when I was 17 I moved out and started to transition, until a ex set my hair on fire when I was 21 and forced me to life as a man for her, and that didn't stop till last year when I was 25, unfortunately people's circumstances dictate the fact that they may have to wait

Me and my ex dated for 3 years she forced me to live like a man for her I'm mtf, forced me to grow a beard and cut my hair while I slept, I showered her with affection she never showed me any, she cheated on me cause I didn't like using the thing in between my legs, then she sent my hair on fire when I told her that I wasn't gonna life like that anymore that I want to be a woman and I didn't care if it made her unhappy so not not really, love is a lie and ill be alone forever cause no one wants a trans person who's fat and disgusting and has so many scars physical and emotional

Yes and no iv been stabed, beaten, nearly killed and all it's left me is the need to kill myself and the worse dysphoria ever back I pick every flaw about myself and amplify it to 100

So is this normal, im mtf amab and u have really bad dysphoria with my hair, over a year ago now my ex set fire to my hair when I told her I wasn't gonna hide being trans anymore, about a year ago I had to shave it off, my hair is about 8 inches long in some places however my natural hair is really curly, I love having long hair i wear a wig but it's really uncomfortable having it on for prolonged periods, is it normal to have dysphoria with hair and what can I do in the future to feel more happier with my head of hair, cause obviously I can't go to the gym with a wig

There's also a Facebook page with an inane comment about her mother being unsupportive on a local news post and various minecraft server listings; I don't have a Facebook account and don't know if anything of note is there, probably more images of her.



Get your investments in now before the internal rage becomes external.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This really needs more discussion.

It's really funny that the admins of r/mtf is begging it's users to stop posting from their porn accounts because "representation matters."

Link to pinned Reddit moderator post
Short excerpt.

... we actively encourage folks to use separate accounts to participate in our communities. Keep your community account separate from your porn account. We have a lot of good reasons for this policy, and you'll find the same policy across most of reddit's trans subs. Here's why ...

Number one on the list is personal safety, but representation is definitely a big one.
But if not looking bad to the mundanes were really important, trans Reddit would not exist.

Top rated comment in full (485 up votes):

the sissy rebellion of april 29th was put down, now begins the great gooner purge

Scrolling further down (45 up votes).

This - 'boy to girl trans help', the sort of thing a distressed parent might search on Google, returned this subreddit for me as one of the top five results and the top Reddit result - it's far too visible to have girlcum and boipussy and all that be all over it, it should be a place for help as well as fun - the porn should go elsewhere imo.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

what the fuck does Linux have to do with fascism?

In leftist loony land everything is fascist. They would find a reason to call air fascist.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

This really needs more discussion.

Link to pinned Reddit moderator post
Short excerpt.

Number one on the list is personal safety, but representation is definitely a big one.
But if not looking bad to the mundanes were really important, trans Reddit would not exist.

Top rated comment in full (485 up votes):

Scrolling further down (45 up votes).

Mmm-hmm, the worst thing the parents could possibly see is the truth.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner wants balls because
... (trumpets please) ...
Ya gotta have balls! All you really need is balls ...

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole thing.

phrased the title in a funny way but genuine question, i’m extremely envious of men with balls and considering getting meta in the future but i’m kind of dissatisfied with the way ball implants work, from what i’ve read. specifically, and this is very niche, i think it’s extremely arousing to see balls retract and change size due to temperature variation but it’s the kind of thing i never expect to see replicated in manmade balls which makes me a bit sad. it kind of just surprises me because i’ve also read a lot about vaginoplasty techniques and neovaginas just seem so much more satisfactory and akin to the ‘real thing’ than transmasc bottom surgery techniques, which i don’t say out of jealousy and i don’t want people to respond to this by being bitter towards transfem people, because i’m guessing it’s just a matter of it being easier to ‘reduce’ part of a body rather than magnify features. but trans science is pretty miraculous in itself and it’s come a long way so basically i’m wondering if there’s lesser known techniques or even just experiments that could indicate better Balls Construction as a possibility

Just posted no answers yet.
Troons claim to envy (and even pretend they have) period cramps.
Do pooners envy getting kicked in the balls?

Edited to add.
First comment (that was quick).

Honestly in my experience the lack of ball movement really doesn't bother me at the end of the day. The scrotal skin is essentially the same skin that is on natal testicles so the texture and appearance is pretty spot on. The implants stay in place within the scrotum but the skin itself is stretchy and flexible so your balls end up fairly free hanging. There are shortcomings with every trans surgery but the fact that we get to have balls at all is so awesome. A smooth taint is also super underrated.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

In leftist loony land everything is fascist. They would find a reason to call air fascist.

Well, if it wasn't a fascist, air would choose not to go inside the lungs of monsters such as Rowling. Refusing to choose a side is the same as being a fake ally/supporting genocide/blah blah blah.

 

[MissyMissy]

I posted this in the Brianna Wu thread but why not post here since it's an L from a fan favorite. Also sounds like there will be more L's to come from this vid

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I wonder about the politics of Linux programmers (not just users)?
Do any of them wear programmer socks?

Far too many of them wear programmer socks. Troons ruin everything. They’re particularly prevalent in Linux and open source projects.

Makes them sperging out to Pewds using Arch even funnier. It’s infested.

 

[Positron]

Trannies love their Linux. Person they deem fascist (I.e. bad) downloading Linux? Bad, very bad! I mean, fascist!

So it's just the old "cultural appropriation" shit?

In leftist loony land everything is fascist. They would find a reason to call air fascist.

If there are ten people on the train and a Nazi is breathing the same air with them, you have eleven Nazis.

 

[The Ugly One]

Trans Reddit dogwalker at r/soccer malding after the Scottish FA makes trans "women" play against males.

(Crosspost from the MTFs in women's sports thread )
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1kao7hn/scotland_bans_transgender_footballers_in_womens/ (a)

Archive of Transtifa's Reddit profile

Of course r/soccer is run by a tranny. Can't believe I was surprised by this.

 

[Law]

"Masculinizing contour" is such a joke. "Contour" doesn't work outside of photos. It just makes people look like they lost a fight with a chocolate muffin, just weird brown smudges all over the face, like a cartoon coal miner.
"but muh roopal's drag race" watch when they turn their heads to the side and the illusion instantly shatters.
"but muh leet mua skills" we can tell. Everyone can tell. No one says anything cause we're polite.

 

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Spoiler: Porn cracked their eggs

Spoiler: Cissies are trying to heckin kill us

 

[Barbenheimer]

being harassed by some terf and being recorded without consent

These people harass everyone and record them without consent all the time. I have zero sympathy and, even though I know they’re only suicide baiting and will never go through with it, am hopeful that the 41% will increase slightly by the end of the night