Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Marty Robbins]

I would have also assumed that Ian would have realized that Hasan doesn’t have friends, he has tools and subordinates and he is just as disposable as (actually, far more) Ethan was.

And yet here we are.

I always imagine Hasan Pikers internal monologue is basically the American Psycho voiceovers. The dude is a snake. How anyone fell for a consumerist millionaire trust fund kid who started off as a pick up artist, nepotism hired by his rich uncle being the leader of the internet left is beyond me.

*covered in Gucci with a Rolex, drives his Porsche out of his LA mansions garage*

"How do you do, fellow workers?"

 

[Harm]

According to Florida law, Ian and Anisa are now forced to give people refunds if they ask. Their days of denying refunds are over.
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If this really applies to them then they are fucked beyond belief. IANAL, but here's what it seems to be saying to me:

1. They must PROACTIVELY offer refunds to everyone. That means they cannot bury their heads in the sand and wait for people to request refunds. They now have a duty to reach out to all ticketholders and tell them they can get refunds and how.
2. Anyone who bought tickets and doesn't claim the offered refund in the first 30 days following the event will have their money sent to the Florida Athletic Commission, and NOT to Anisa and Ian or anyone involved with Creator Clash 3, where it will be held for a year while ticketholders can request a refund.
3. After that 1 year holding period, Anisa and Ian STILL don't get any of the money. Full stop. It goes to the Florida CFO and the General Revenue Fund.
4. If they fail to follow this process, they can be penalized, have their promoter license revoked, and lose the security bond they put up to allow them to promote the event in the first place.
5. Under no circumstances are they entitled to ANY of that money now. Not even if they find a replacement.

Of course, there could be some caveat or case law where this statute doesn't apply to them, but as it's written here, they are ruined. They cannot recoup the costs involved in hosting the event with any ticket sales now. This is so far beyond fucked that it's Lolcow of the Year territory.

EDIT: I looked further into the statutes and I don't think they'd be eligible for exemption:



These appear to be the only carveouts for exceptions. It only exempts nonprofit boxing schools hosting fights for their students (under certain circumstances), the Florida National Guard, and the Fraternal Order of Police. Nothing about celebrity influencer charity events. They're fucked.

EDIT: Fixed some grammar issues.

 

[Incecticyder]

I would have also assumed that Ian would have realized that Hasan doesn’t have friends, he has tools and subordinates and he is just as disposable as (actually, far more) Ethan was.

And yet here we are.

It has been established that Ian is not smart. He seems to let Anisa do the thinking and she is stupider. He probably has realized that Hasan is not his friend but I assume he thought he could profit from his fans by supporting their final solution. He was wrong.

 

[Rebis]

If this really applies to them then they are fucked beyond belief. IANAL, but here's what it seems to be saying to me:

1. They must PROACTIVELY offer refunds to everyone. That means they cannot bury their heads in the sand and wait for people to request refunds. They now have a duty to reach out to all ticketholders and tell them they can get their refunds and how.
2. Anyone who bought tickets and doesn't claim the refund in the first 30 days following the event will have their money sent NOT to Anisa and Ian or anyone involved with Creator Clash 3, but instead to the government of Florida where it will be held for a year while ticketholders can request a refund.
3. After that 1 year holding period, Anisa and Ian STILL don't get any of the money. Full stop.
4. If they fail to follow this process, they will can be penalized, have their promoter license revoked, and they will lose the security bond they put up to allow them to promote the event in the first place.
5. Under no circumstances are they entitled to ANY of that money now.

Of course, there could be some caveat or case law where this statute doesn't apply to them, but as it's written here, they are ruined. They cannot recoup the costs involved in hosting the event with any ticket sales now. This is so far beyond fucked that it's Lolcow of the Year territory.

Okay, also coming in with a layman’s understanding but I’d assume…

1. “unclaimed ticket receipts” would be tickets that were purchased but weren’t (a) refunded already or (b) claimed by attending the event. So essentially people who bought a ticket and didn’t refund it wihtin that 30-day period but also didn’t go for whatever reason.

2. “Chief Financial Officer” means the CFO for the event and “General Revenue Fund” just means the fund for the event. So they do get the money back after the 1-year period.

So it wouldn’t be that severe, but it could mean they lose some percentage of the funds for about 13 months.

 

[Leo Frank]

just in case this weasel deletes this and tries to argue that Harley and Beast were never main event

 

[James Brown]

I am pretty certain Freddie Wong got on the card because Harley sold it to him, they've been collaborators/friends for over a decade. I don't doubt Corridor Digital may be in a similar boat. Even if we don't see more fighters drop off the card here, Creator Clash is fucking dead. RIP in piss bozo.

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Also, I am unsure if this implies he was removed or if he was just doing a "I trained so hard and you fuckers still kicked me." The latter is very Harley.

This is the post that immediately precedes the "where I've been living" tweet. He pretty much directly shit on them and their bull. He's either acting or was removed from CC3:

 

[Not Really Here]

So when is Anisa going to pick up the guitar?
Did she forget she was gonna be next alt-girl mega influencer?

After the Mr. Jomha '''''suicide'.'''' Just to help with the pain.

 

[Love Is Blue]

So when is Anisa going to pick up the guitar?
Did she forget she was gonna be next alt-girl mega influencer?

when she posts those fucking browned butter chocolate chip cookies pics she STILL owes us. fucking whore

 

[Blackstar]

just in case this weasel deletes this and tries to argue that Harley and Beast were never main event

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Have you got a link to this tweet? I went looking for it in his replies and couldn't find it

 

[Leo Frank]

when she posts those fucking browned butter chocolate chip cookies pics she STILL owes us. fucking whore

The only time Anisa has ever given someone blue balls

Edit to not double post: @Blackstar Here it is

 

[samuraicrack]

It appears Harley is being cyberbullyed on twitter for being a proud jew by Ian's new friends!


The mujahideen lookin ass method of attack is to just call Harley a gay rapist that kills babies

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Also coming in to commint antisemitic bullying is froggy tonic!

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https://nitter.poast.org/HarleyPlays/status/1916928115680678178#m

https://nitter.poast.org/SkullEmpanada/status/1916505434036310300#m

Lmao it was always obvious these guys didn’t like the fact that Harley was friends with Sam Hyde, they never bothered to bring it up because it’d make them look petty. Guess that’s no concern now

 

[Blackstar]

The only time Anisa has ever given someone blue balls

Edit to not double post: @Blackstar Here it is

Thanks, I wanted to archive it in case it got deleted.

https://archive.ph/84NNa

 

[Local Farmer]

This faggot is trying to run this shit like he has Jake Paul money. Nigga that guy has rich as fuck parents and can blow off any loss while having enough money to make an even that people actually want to go to, if even just to see their old favourite boxer one more time. You are not that guy.

The real difference is that Jake Paul evokes a reaction out of you to want to see him lose, Idubbbz is just a sad, pathetic, BPD riddled man

 

[Slimy Time]

The real difference is that Jake Paul evokes a reaction out of you to want to see him lose, Idubbbz is just a sad, pathetic, BPD riddled man

He's also integrated himself well enough into the boxing circle by picking up the legit Women's boxing fights and putting them in a place where people will see them, so even if you weren't just tuning in hoping he gets his ass kicked, you might be interested in a top women's boxing fight. Katie Taylor vs Amanda Serrano on his Tyson card is about as good as you can get for the sport. Good place as well for regional or one-belt champions with no pull to jump on and try and get some eyes on them.

Tangentially related to his brother is the Misfits Boxing with KSI/Logan Paul who can actually pull relevant stars into doing influencer boxing and making it fun and stupid. Fun fact - both of Idubbbz's opponents have gone onto Misfits later on. This guy is running the D-league of influencer boxing.

This is looking dead on arrival. He somehow managed to outdo Creator Clash 2 in how badly he's botched this. Not just Anisa either, he put together and edited/got his friend to edit that Judas backstab and throw his lot in with the Arabs at the worst time. Low IQ or ability to see anything beyond instant momentary gain.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

And LA Beast is getting dragged now, painted as a Palestinian terrorist supporter

What did the Jew do?

 

[Leo Frank]

What did the Jew do?

Nothing besides retweeting him. I hate giving credit to Harley but I really don’t think he has bad feelings about LA beast staying in the event. People just assume since LA Beast is sticking with the Jomha’s event he’s part of the the pro-Palestine crowd and are trolling a bit since he put out a statement that he was still fighting and didn’t care about drama or politics.

 

[OrangeCream]

Most of the fighters are like inoffensive normie people who probably don't want to be anywhere near Israel and Palestine drama This event is so fucked, if Ian was at least a smart backstabber he would have waited until after the event to make his Content Cock video.

 

[Throng of Titans]

Next Content Cop is post divorce and about how Anisa cucked him and would rather make out with Pikers dogs than him

Ian will never, under any circumstances, go against Anisa.

She could literally make him sit in the cuck chair and watch as she fucked Hasan's dogs, and he'd still be doggedly loyal and refuse to badmouth her.

If she does divorce him, he'll probably go paint a wall with his (underdeveloped) brain matter.

 

[New Horrors]

2. “Chief Financial Officer” means the CFO for the event and “General Revenue Fund” just means the fund for the event. So they do get the money back after the 1-year period.

The term "General Revenue Fund" is almost always associated with government financial operations, not businesses. In this context, the CFO would be Florida's acting state CFO Susan Miller, not whoever the Johmas have.

So chances are, shit's fucked. Probably the only way this won't effect them is if they can spin that Harley wasn't "really" on the main card (he had top billing on the website, so that's not going to hold), or if the sales have been so abysmal that the refunds won't make up a significant portion of the losses.

 

[vanta pilled]

I'm not surprised Anisa is not bothered by recent happenings, why would she? It's not her money, it's Ian's, so that makes it Ian's problem