African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[Twix Eatr]

The latest gems in the gorilla saga. On mobile so only linking at the moment.

 

[Sprig of Acacia]

@Troon_Patrol I have to disagree. The problem is that they aren’t obligated to be polite when they should be; They are allowed to act like niggers. So I bait them into giving me the food before I have paid and then calling them a nigger and driving away. I do this because Sambo Watermelons is going to feel it when the cost of the meal is, hopefully, taken out of his pittance.

 

[wopirish]

So would it be safe to say that if your local supermarket starts to have black people riding into the store on those stupid rent-a-scooters and the store spending money on new gates at the entrance for security that it is rapidly being melanated?

Would it be about 10 months away from locking up the pharmacy and alcohol section behind glass?

 

[Sprig of Acacia]

Do you recommend carrying a jack and stands in your car at all times? And jumper cables? I would imagine the hardest thing about changing a tire would be finding where to place the jack and having the strength to unscrew and loosen the bolts.

Get a small piece of 1/4 plate, a battery impact wrench and a jump starter. Put your jack on the plate and you never have to worry about how soft the ground is. You have an impact wrench for the lug nuts and a way to charge your battery without assistance.

 

[Twix Eatr]

@Troon_Patrol I have to disagree. The problem is that they aren’t obligated to be polite when they should be; They are allowed to act like niggers. So I bait them into giving me the food before I have paid and then calling them a nigger and driving away. I do this because Sambo Watermelons is going to feel it when the cost of the meal is, hopefully, taken out of his pittance.

No, they just spit in my food when I'm behind you, dipshit. No business is going to charge the worker for your theft in this context. While I doubt you actually do this, people that harass others while they're hard at work are losers. You sound like a teenager.

 

[plgfarts]

Do you recommend carrying a jack and stands in your car at all times? And jumper cables? I would imagine the hardest thing about changing a tire would be finding where to place the jack and having the strength to unscrew and loosen the bolts.

If you have the room, 2 jack stands, sure. I never like the scissor jacks that come with most cars, but they do work. Keep a piece of metal like the poster above me mentioned to place underneath it. And, I think it goes without saying, loosen the lugs before lifting the car. If you have the room and are worried about being able to break them loose, keep a section of metal pipe to act as a breaker bar and can of PB Parts Blaster.

Jumper cables should be a given. They are easy to toss behind your seat/in your trunk and forget about them.

 

[NoBueno]

Do we have like different taste buds?

 

[JustSomeDong]

I never like the scissor jacks that come with most cars, but they do work.

Definitely keep a square of steel plate if you rely on these. Myself, I keep a compact hydraulic jack that fits nicely next to my jump pack in my car, and a larger jack fits behind the seat of my truck. And, keep a mini sledge. If your winters are anything like Illinois winters, rims cemented to the hubs are not uncommon. Hit the tire from the back, on the rubber, to try to pop it off the hub. Never hit the rim. That's a mini sledge. It will damage it. A good mule kick also works in a pinch, from the front of the tire, applied to the top or bottom of the tire. But I wouldn't try that with the scissor jack unless you are feeling adventurous. And it can be painful if it takes a few kicks.

 

[Seven Blasphemous Deaths]

Do we have like different taste buds?

How much of it is a genetic difference in the sensitivity of taste?
And how much of it is a fried sense of taste from constant over-seasoned dishes?

I think the Lawry's Season Salt thing might be an addiction.

 

[sherwoods110]

So would it be safe to say that if your local supermarket starts to have black people riding into the store on those stupid rent-a-scooters and the store spending money on new gates at the entrance for security that it is rapidly being melanated?

Would it be about 10 months away from locking up the pharmacy and alcohol section behind glass?

Your local supermarket is being culturally enriched! CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Do you recommend carrying a jack and stands in your car at all times? And jumper cables? I would imagine the hardest thing about changing a tire would be finding where to place the jack and having the strength to unscrew and loosen the bolts.


I long for the day where society stops enabling and accepting behavior like that.

%95 of all cars made in he last 25 years have a cheap sheet metal pressed car jack next to the spare tire. It is clunky and painfully slow to operate but it will lift the car just fine. It is always recommended to use jack stands when possible in case the jack itself should fail such as a vehicle repair.

Spoiler: car spergery

Always get the vehicle out of traffic, to flat level ground put it in park with hazard lights on and yank back on the emergency brake like your life depends on it because it just may. Loosen all the lug nuts 1 full turn PRIOR to lifting the flat tire the force used breaking a rusted sitting lugnut loose can be enough to cause the car to shift and roll off the jack. After the lug nuts are backed out about 2 full turns lift the car just high enough to remove the flat rim/tire and attempt to pull the rim, sometimes it's seized and despite all the lug nuts being loose it appears almost glued to to the rotor with the lug nuts loose but still on, kick the tire with your heel when its obvious the rim is now loose from the rotor it's now safe to lift the jack to max height (only high enough to put on the spare) and fully remove the lug nuts, the spare should be within arms reach already outside the vehicle ready to be installed and lug nuts hand tightened. Slowly drop the freshly mounted spare tire till its on the pavement and tighten all the lug nuts in a star pattern.

A plain $25 booster cable set, a LARGE can of fix a flat and a multi-tool AKA leatherman in the vehicle is a literal lifesaver. A $10 tire repair plug repair kit and more than anything the knowledge of how to use all these tools may save your life one day. If you live in a cold environment with ice and snow knowing how to get a tire traction when it's free spinning in ice and snow can also be a life or death skill.

You need to find the "pinch weld" it's designed to carry the weight of the vehicle and not damage the car even if you need to lift the entire side of the vehicle up off the ground if necessary. People used to know this shit then they just relied on AAA and lost the need for self reliance. AAA subcontracts to unvetted strangers for piss wages and the TOS last time I checked stated something just shy of if they set your car on fire intentionally for entertainment purposes they are still not liable for damages.

 

[winderson_silva]

"I rather deal wiff the racism"

I can barely understand what she says

 

[NoBueno]

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

@Troon_Patrol I have to disagree. The problem is that they aren’t obligated to be polite when they should be; They are allowed to act like niggers. So I bait them into giving me the food before I have paid and then calling them a nigger and driving away. I do this because Sambo Watermelons is going to feel it when the cost of the meal is, hopefully, taken out of his pittance.

They have jobs, and you steal fast food and antagonize random people. Who is really the nigger here?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i guess america isn't as bad as Africa

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

and you lie on the internet for clout*

FTFY

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

i guess america isn't as bad as Africa
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Know what I didn't hear in that video? The lone chirp of the ceiling bird.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

You really wanna screw with Niggers? You find yourself in a shit neighborhood, find a coffee shop food service dining place etc. Don't kiss ass to the black waitress just say "please/thank you" and be pleasant and polite and then tip 25% in cash even if you pay with the meal with card. I do this constantly when I find myself in shitty neighborhood or just some chain diner that is open 24 hours dirt bags and weirdo insomniacs like myself tend to find themselves in.

The reasoning is I would wager at least 10% of the usually black customers are going to treat the waitress like a field nigger. Order her around, send back half eaten food, leave barely any tip if any tip. The words "please" and "thank you" aren't going to be used. They see some white guy come in treat them with dignity and appreciation you slowly redpill them

Gotta say I appreciate someone being so racist that they actually use “being nice to blacks” as punishment against them

 

[Point 707]

What level of racism are you on? Corey Mahler has you beat.




Debate will be on May 15th here:

https://www.youtube.com/live/taMoR7aAz2Q

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

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