DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Bad grammar aside, the dent's right.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream now
$38 in support
Dents literally spoiling game for him in Chat
Still couldn't figure out the simplest puzzle

"I'm nervous about support guys" (bite nails)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Snort sacks on full display. Jeez he looks rough.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Bad grammar aside, the dent's right.

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Thin skinned little bitch.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Didn't Mike buy Phil dinner? Is this just another example of Phil taking something and when it came time to give back he ran and hid?

Yes. The Clum deal is still strange to me. What did Phil think the documentary was going to be?

Phil lost in the end because he felt pressured to show Fat Kat first on his terms.

 

[PieceofShet]

Yes. The Clum deal is still strange to me. What did Phil think the documentary was going to be?

Phil lost in the end because he felt pressured to show Fat Kat first on his terms.

Im 100% sure that we would NEVER SEE fat kat if its not for DSP going ahead and showing her before the doc drops. Which was eventually cancelled by him. Good job, DSP, you played yourself!

EDIT: fuck tenses

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

"Who cares if you're rich if you're an asshole?"
-Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, 2025

Yes, he actually said that today.

Bad grammar aside, the dent's right.

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So funny how just yesterday he was talking about how he's not going to address troll tips/comments anymore (even though he addressed them for a good 4 minutes while doing that and then addressed them again during a positive superchat). Not that he doesn't say he no longer will address trolls every other day, but the fact that that he just had to address possibly the laziest, lowest effort post in chat is just peak Phil. He just can't let one go.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Doesn’t Dave like fishing? He’ll be happy his son caught a whale.

Yes. The Clum deal is still strange to me. What did Phil think the documentary was going to be?

Phil lost in the end because he felt pressured to show Fat Kat first on his terms.

Well the idea was to eventually get Clum to do an exposé on detractors. Same shit he tried to pull with Joon, Keem, Kino Casino, etc. But the worklode was too much so he gave up. He REALLY wants that documentary about Detractors. Which is funny because the worst of them have been driven away or they weren't ever entertaining enough to catch on. Besides who does he need? RavensDolphin? Fred Fuchs? Soma? Their nonsense was posted publically and unlike Phil with a certain coomer they weren't harboured and told to make sock accounts to come back. Anyone else just knows not to be retarded and put their issues online for all to see.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

Mmmmmmmm i would probably be annoyed when he inevitably fucks something that should be easy but that aside i tend to laugh and enjoy his struggles through games i like. So in short not really since my feelings for X game are already cemented and some fat fuck polack aint gonna ruin that for me.

 

[Tom Honks]

I've never understood why this guy breaks up playing video games. Like if it's story based game then stream until you finish it. Which I hope shouldn't be hard, but why play it for 2hrs then play it again for 2hrs next week? Just finish the fucking game bro!

 

[emitter]

I've never understood why this guy breaks up playing video games. Like if it's story based game then stream until you finish it. Which I hope shouldn't be hard, but why play it for 2hrs then play it again for 2hrs next week? Just finish the fucking game bro!

Snort Korea propaganda would say it's because he has thousands of viewers who all like different games and he has to appease all of his loyal fans.

But it's probably because he doesn't really care about video games anymore, they are only a vehicle for begging. The variety is just so he doesn't actually fall asleep.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Blue Prince stream DID NOT hit the goal! However, he has not announced a wage quit .

He did however preemptively announce that LEGO is on thin ice and will get the chop if not supported tomorrow. Including the Dash tweet because his wording made me lol.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Grady: Did you know, Mr. Burnell, that detractors are watching a re-streamer right now?
Pig: Who?
Grady: A Tevin

Snort sacks on full display. Jeez he looks rough.

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This nigger really does look like a French Bulldog

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

No, I just hate when he plays games that I enjoy. Phil's obnoxious pretending to be a master of Chrono Trigger irrationally upset me.

I personally don't care about him playing games I like badly anymore, instead I get MATI when he turns into ExpertSydePhil and just flat out makes up shit while presenting himself like he understands gaming or the industry in any way. Just yesterday when he talked about Clair Obscur he talked about how "we" don't get JRPGs with 15+ minute boss fights anymore and how that was how "old school" JRPGs were, when in reality it's the opposite. I've been playing the classic Final Fantasy games and boss fights don't last more than 5 turns, they usually last a shorter amount of time the further along in the game you get because your party gets stronger and gets some OP equipment and spells. Final Fantasy II in particular I beat all the bosses in the final dungeon in ONE HIT because the Blood Sword is just that strong. On the flipside I'm playing this JRPG/dungeon crawler called Mary Skelter Nightmares and despite having an OP party setup where I do upwards of 8000 damage to a boss in a single turn, the bossfights still last at least 10 minutes just due to the ridiculous amount of HP they are given.

I wish we could get a live feed of DSP’s parents seeing Kat as a fat fucking bitch for the first time. They’ll probably be happy Phil doesn’t want kids.

I personally don't think that Khet will come with him, apparently he'll only be gone on Thursday and Friday, which makes it seem like he'll arrive, eat a pie at Vinnie's Pizza, scam his mom for more money, then fly right back home. It's possible that he isn't going to visit his parents this week but that he's getting his Real ID sorted out and that he'll visit them in a month or two. Keep in mind that this pigga is one of the pettiest people of all time so if he visits his parents at the end of May he'll sell it as a win against "my stalkerish dunce detractors" because we thought he left at the end of April/beginning of May like he said he would in the DM leaks with Fat Fuck AssTonne (what I call him btw).

 

[INirvana]

Snort sacks on full display. Jeez he looks rough.

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''WRONG DUNCE! I'M HAPPY, THIS IS THE MOST HAPPY I'VE EVER BEEN!''

 

[Old Tonto]

Never got around to replying to the first post so I’m glad the topic came up again. I see it come up often where people say stuff like this and it always makes me laugh, because there’s no way in hell that Phil “The Guy” Burnell takes an ass whooping like a man. There’s no lesson to be learned because in his mind Phil can do no wrong. He’d probably cry to the cops to press charges and then bring up the incident later whenever he wanted to play the victim.

As I recall from lore, when Jaha told him to square up, Phil put his hands behind his back and closed his eyes instead, hoping that Jaha wouldn't want to be known for beating up a mong that refused to defend himself. Thus putting Jaha in a lose-lose situation if he did bop him. Most people - while happy to smash a loud-mouth prick that everyone hates - wouldn't want the mud from beating up someone that could say, "He hit me when I had my hands behind my back. With my eyes closed. Isn't that just disgusting? Big man."

It's weaponizing cowardice, tbh. He;s essentially the dude that pulls out a pair of glasses when he's about to get his shit cracked open, although that tactic's basically from back in the day when spectacles were made of glass. These days with lenses being acrylic, I don't think it's as effective an out from getting slugged in the gob when you've got one coming.

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

I dunno. Has he ever played Terraria? I know his Overwatch play irked the shit out of my great-nephew.

And of course he goes "well that's none of your fucking business!" yeah, right. It's not like mr. Internet Tough Guy actually let him in his house. Why wasn't Phil so tough and rejected this offer if it was so intrusive? At this point Mike should just release whatever footage he got, because now even he is getting shit on and he didn't even do anything, Phil is just being a fucking asshole but not when the person is right there, he has to wait until they've gone away and then he's the toughest motherfucker on the planet.

Remember how he handled 'that bitch he would've slapped the shit out of in real life', and she was eleven years old. I imagine it takes a good long time before he finds his voice when there's an adult involved. Even longer when it's a man.

People say that Jaha should have kicked his ass, but he already acts like someone who's afraid of getting beaten up. Is it even possible for him to be more cowardly than he already is?

He could claim to have bone spurs...

 

[rubert]

Odd question: Does Phil’s brain dead gameplay of your favourite game ruin your enjoyment of the game?

I used to think Phil was just some crass but dopey youtube OG who maybe didn’t deserve all the hate. Then I watched his tihydp of Elden ring and decided yeah he does deserve it.

 

[KarlJobber]

He thinks his gamer chair is an office chair and his office is a studio. Most words have lost all meaning to him.

Don't let him pigwash you into thinking it's an ahffice. It's a tiny spare bedroom with his toys.

 

[johnkimble123]

I haven't been watching Phil as much lately but I realized something just in the short amount I have watched him in the last few weeks beg with no regard...

Phil is the biggest piece of shit a person can be WITHOUT actually doing something that's heinous like murder or rape or something like that. Phil wears that as a badge of honor as if he's not a bad guy, when in reality, being that shitty of a person and disliked/ignored/hated by so many says that you have to go the extra mile in being garbage to get that sort of feeling from people.

Being a shitty person because you're a murderer is like if you were a sandwich shop owner and you poisoned all your customers. Phil is the type of sandwich shop owner who purposely uses meat that's likely expired when he buys it but it's cheaper so why not, he copies other more successful store's ideas but does them half-heartedly and then complains that nobody cares, all while refusing all real suggestions to change, why? Because there are a few idiotic customers who come in and buy a $5 sandwich and tip him $300 on top of the purchase for no good reason, which encourages the shitty sandwich shop to keep putting out the same shitty product. Whereas the first sandwich shop that poisons its customers is obviously shut down and the owner goes to jail, Phil's sandwich shop continues on, existing in a way where everybody laughs at it and never goes in, yet it never goes out of business.

(Phil I know you pop in here and read KF periodically, so I hope that sandwich shop analogy makes you actually cry you pathetic excuse for a grown ass man)

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Snort sacks on full display. Jeez he looks rough.

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Dang his nose is starting to look like the stereotypical alcoholic old man nose.