Oblivion Demaster - Simultaneously an Artistic Disaster and woke slop

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Joey-The-Chud

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Aug 12, 2023
Soulless modern devs managed to destroy yet another beloved game , imagine my shock...

This Unreal Engine Goyslop is deservedly being derided for it's pathetic Body Type 1/2 woke pandering, but what Virtuos did to the game's aesthetics and art style is arguably an even bigger crime.

The beautiful lush greens of Cyrodiil's forests and the vibrant blue skies have been completely butchered by that disgusting Brown filter they put over everything that ruins the game's aesthetics and tone.

The simple but pleasing cartoony designs of the NPCs have been replaced with more "realistic" AI generated Unreal Engine slop designs.

For example the Khajits now look like Fursuits and the Argonians look like Gremlins ( if someone told me that the new designs were created by AI i wouldn't doubt it one bit ).

It's obvious why they shadow dropped this garbage, they didn't want the hardcore fans to get their hands on it first and then make 3 hour long analysis videos explaining why everything about this Demaster is complete soulless crap that should be avoided ( which would undoubtedly lead to less sales and less suckers being fooled into buying this slop ).


Here's a link to a great video by an up and coming YouTuber that perfectly explains everything wrong with this woke slop.


Before i forget they also removed the Female Sets for all armors and clothes. Female Sets (Body Type 1) are now just Male Sets (Body Type 2) slightly redesigned to fit the Female characters ( and naturally they look God awful ).
 
Last edited:
Body Type 1/2 woke pandering
Get woke - go broke rich.
1746001793783.webp
Although I kinda agree. I don't understand why every other youtuber is soyfacing about it and going:
Dude! Don't you understand how big this is?! Bethesda showed that you can still sell a game for $50! Take that, Nintendo!
Nigga, they sold you a game you already own for a full price. With its artstyle completely ruined so that it looks like every other UE5 game.
 
They gave the adoring fan chimpanzee eyes for some reason and I can't not keep seeing it since a friend sent me screengrabs of the remake when he was playing it. I think if you're gonna mod the game you'd better fix that grotesque little bastards outfit and eye color fuckup.
 
Get woke - go broke rich.
This is not how woke->broke works.

First, people should be empowered to make a rational purchasing decision. Bethesda cleverly minimized that chance by not announcing the gayme. Were there announcements and previews to make the game low-status, there'd be more nonbuynaries.

Second, the fact that they took steps to negate the effect of wokism on sales proves that they know that wokism is a negative as sales go. The cleverbutts at Bethesda wanted both Blackrock gibs and consoomer cash.

Third, the bidirectional effect: from the fact that they have to resort to wokism (which they know hurts sales), you know they're creatively bankrupt and managerially compromised, the time when they get shuttered by Microsoft is approaching. Remember, it only takes one inclusive coder to send a release on day 0 into Mostly Negatives, and then they're cooked.
 
Again with this bullcrap?
You done a thread yesterday and got fucked.
You want that again? So be it.
You think that Kiwi Jannies getting triggered over my thread and throwing it into the Spergatory counts as a win for your side ?

One thing that previous Saga thought me is that there are a lot more blue pilled grifters that frequent this forum than I initially thought.

This place is starting to look a lot more like just a slightly edgier version of Game FAQs or Resetera instead of the free speech heaven that Null likes to pretend that it is
" omg you can say the R word and the N word here that's so based love you Josh ! "
 
Before i forget they also removed the Female Sets for all armors and clothes. Female Sets (Body Type 1) are now just Male Sets (Body Type 2) slightly redesigned to fit the Female characters ( and naturally they look God awful ).
Any example images of this?

Get woke - go broke rich.
Imagine praising liberal propaganda, you're high on second-hand HRT from sucking too much girldick.

Op is a retard and so is anyone else engaging in this culture war bullshit.
You're with or against liberal propaganda, retard.

Yeah just keep consuming product and getting excited for next product.... It's because of
fence-sitting grifters like you that things have reached the state that they are now.
"you don't have to buy it!!1!"

They're braindead.
 
You mentioned "girldick" twice already. Why is that? Is it something that bothers you?
View attachment 7298375
Yeah, girldick in my games bothers me, but not you apparently lmao

Please kill yourself
If there is one thing we do not need more of in the world it is based and redpilled culture warriors explaining why the liberal video game industry is causing the downfall of western civilisation
If only you weren't a dumb faggot liberal your post would've read:

Please congratulate yourself
If there is one thing we do not need more of in the world it is woke and bluepilled culture warriors infesting the video game industry, causing the downfall of western civilisation
You were so close but you were raised by a single mother.
 
Last edited:
Back