Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
Fat girls who would let a creature like Chance into their pants do not have a good reference for strength.

We know he can put a dent in the cheap thin drywall used in economy houses.

We know he can't do significant damage with an aluminum bat and that a doughy a-log can take it from him with one hand.

In that exercise video, we see him struggling to lift 9 pounds in front of him with both arms. Forward raises aren't exactly a heavy weight exercise but he is lifting close to his body which makes it a lot easier.

He has no retard strength.
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Don't forget Marty who wasn't the fittest guy either was able to lay him the fuck out without much issue.
Imagine getting punched by a fat pillhead and immediately going to the floor. That's Cyraxx. :story:
 
Bob Barbas said:
Don't forget Marty who wasn't the fittest guy either was able to lay him the fuck out without much issue.
Imagine getting punched by a fat pillhead and immediately going to the floor. That's Cyraxx. :story:
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Reminds you of the time ADF tried to fight a potato, there isn’t a single shred of tard strength in people like Cyraxx.
 
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Bob Barbas said:
Don't forget Marty who wasn't the fittest guy either was able to lay him the fuck out without much issue.
Imagine getting punched by a fat pillhead and immediately going to the floor. That's Cyraxx. :story:
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Marty is a big fat guy, though, so I don't fault Chance in being dropped by him. A fat guy punch from someone with a foot or so height on you is different than fat Heather.

Goddamn I wish we had better video of that fight.
 
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Logic said:
this reminds me of one of my most favorite raxx-isms. “What I lack in strength I make up for in speed” (or something like that).

As if life is some sort of self-balancing rpg!!
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I would fucking love to see chance in a darkest dungeon mod. He'd fit in perfectly in the Warrens or the Courtyard, infested respectively with mutant pig creatures and bedbug/tick/mosquito vampire mutants.
 
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Urgunt said:
I would fucking love to see chance in a darkest dungeon mod. He'd fit in perfectly in the Warrens or the Courtyard, infested respectively with mutant pig creatures and bedbug/tick/mosquito vampire mutants.
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Maybe some secret joke boss that dies in one hit, but has a lot of treasure like the "Cursed PC", and "Drift King's Crown"

He really does look like a creature in a video game that's specifically designed to gross people out. He truly is a wonder of creation.
 
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cugel said:
never go to his actual channels, watch reloads or people talking about him. Any view just makes him think he has a fan. I love how trolls make videos and no watches but then a video of kingcroba will have like 500 views but a bite sized talking about it can have 10000s or even 1000000 views
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i see whats ur best recomendation as I cant seem to find any good channels outside of swamp dweller
 
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Urgunt said:
I would fucking love to see chance in a darkest dungeon mod. He'd fit in perfectly in the Warrens or the Courtyard, infested respectively with mutant pig creatures and bedbug/tick/mosquito vampire mutants.
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Rax looks like he belongs in fear and hunger where he tries to attack with his infected penis for poison effects but because its barely functional always misses
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Was watching the cyraxx vids where he was out with security jake and made me ponder, has the goblin ever been outside alone?
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I think once where he bullied a autistic child at the park. Got scared when the dad confronted him and called the cops on the dad
 
At this point i think Raxx is genuinely so desperate for attention that he's basically requesting them to troll him.
The scrubballo fag, the fuck provoked that? I haven't even thought of him in 2 years.
Calling out bishop wyatt, hasn't fuckin uploaded in 6 months.
Again calling out shaman, who hasn't uploaded in 2 months.
Calling out Smokey earlier this week when he hadn't done a raxx video in a month.
 
Jimmy snipes said:
Audentum has good ones, sadly it's hard to find unedited videos of him speewing slurs on YouTube anymore
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He got burnt out on the goblin. He used to do regular updates now does big ones every so often. One thing is people don't want to lose their channels since they can get strikes for slurs or for bullying.

My favourite was root Dr thone but he got burnt out and his channel got a strike which stopped him for a while. He did an amazing series on all the events on the goblin had the early stuff with the heathers, the music contract, ai cyraxx arc etc.

I got into the goblin by the greasewizard videos, Chris was gone needed something to scratch the lolcow itch. The story of the goblin is amazing when you first find out cos it's like how is this real. But he stopped making videos on all cows. CVD was pretty good and used to call up sally all the time but stopped as they got a job.
Watching the Marty streams was best when he doing stuff like sending grinder dates , scappers, people to take his Xbox and they would call Marty on stream when trying to get in and the goblin would panel up and scream.
 
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