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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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ddlloo said:
Please god, make them force him to livestream and then they just fucking punk him the entire time. It would be so funny.
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I think I would trade any other hypothesised timelines in exchange for Ralph becoming Hunter Moore's Perry Caravello. He has to sit on stream while Hunter and his entourage constantly bully and humiliate him and he's not allowed to do anything in retaliation or he'll get beaten and kicked out on the street.

It's not the explosive finale we perhaps wanted, but it is the perfect fate for Ralph.
 
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Who does Ralph think he's fooling by claiming this attractive (alleged) 22yo (alleged) woman fell for him after having DEEP INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATIONS ? Does he think his supporters are this stupid ?

Ralph you went to a Latin country and hired a young hooker, you're not fooling ANYONE. We have all have eyes know what you look like and your height of 5'1". It's so bizarre to claim otherwise.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Does he think his supporters are this stupid ?
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What supporters? He struggles to average 4k viewers and is lucky to break $200 in superchats on any given stream.
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Meanwhile, on some broke dick silver merchant's Rumble channel...
The Chad MATI.webp
Ralphabros no, not like this!
 
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niggercattle said:
Looks like Autistwulf is gonna have to pickup an extra shift bagging groceries at Publix if he wants his e-daddy to make it back to the Mexican pig pen in one piece.
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He'll invoke the pro bidder skills of $1 increments each time!

Gator_Aids said:
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Ralph is already covering any underage accusations.
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Does anyone believe him? Oh, some Latina trollop that doesn't speal his language pulled off all her garments and submitted to the RALPHAMALE?
Nice bit of erotica.
 
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KebabShopSauce said:
4000 USD per month?! Am I going crazy? it's still in fucking Medellin, Colombia! Look at the view from the place for fucks sake, nasty ass spic commieblocks... Maybe the world property market really is fucked, bros.. :(
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What happens is that people buy apartments and rent them out to retarded tourists who don’t know any better or are willing to pay whatever for a modicum of safety. That’s why locals in touristy places hate Airbnb and there’s more and more pushback against tourists and gentrification in general. Why rent to locals at the normal price when you can find a retarded gringo willing to pay multiple times that amount.

Also just because the average Colombian is poor doesn’t mean everyone is. Latin America has insane inequality. For every Colombian that would kill for $40, you have one that wipes his ass with $4,000.
 
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jewsernotfound said:
Ralph claims that he fucked this tranny

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He's sitting in a corner on his phone in the cuck chair taking creep shots. They are paying more attention to a television and playing pool than him.

Not only does he desperately feel the need to sell himself scoring on Twitter, but this is as close as he can get?

Sorry, the Real Ralphamania 2 was streamed in Aaron Imholte's boxing gym as he fled. Which is sad because this person has a more impressive back and guns than Aaron.
 
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jewsernotfound said:
Ralph claims that he fucked this tranny

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Yes, sitting on a couch taking a creep shot of a woman with her back to him looking at the TV really has “I totally banged her and had great convo with her “vibes. It looks more like a woman who’s trying her best to pretend Ralph doesn’t exist and praying Hunter doesn’t tell her that’s her punter tonight. (I don’t think Ralph has enough money to buy women, he thought Hunter would provide them free, just like the couch he’s sleeping on.)

I need to see Ralph with his arm around this happy woman with him giving his iconic pointy finger pose at her in post coital bliss.
 
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