🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Telvanni]

Even if it's true, I'm not impressed or pornsick to envy Ralph porking coked out Colombian pornstars.
For the sake of quality content, it's actually better if it's true (Unlikely)
It'd give him a ungodly boost in ego and Ralph always makes his biggest L's after his biggest W's

 

[alan thicke]

So they're all playing in the coom stained pool table and Ralph is just in the couch?
Is Ralph that trash at pool?

He can’t see over the table and was embarrassed to ask for a stool to stand on.

 

[Vect]

So they're all playing in the coom stained pool table and Ralph is just in the couch?
Is Ralph that trash at pool?

Oh, it's a shoot. They're playing pool as part of the 'casting'. This is the room right?




So he's sitting there like a sack of potatoes in an armchair watching a live pornshoot. The image isn't exactly cool.

And I know porn studios aren't particularly scrupulous, but I doubt they'd this fat rando fuck their models off camera without providing health information. Also, Ralph isn't coy when he actually gets laid.

 

[Xev]

So when trannies say they want to bang straight men I don't think Ethan Ralph is what they have in mind. Although, Ethan probably isn't straight.

 

[Asian tech support]

So he's sitting there like a sack of potatoes in an armchair watching a live pornshoot. The image isn't exactly cool.

Ralph starring in cuck porn

 

[Null]

prostitutes say that guys that use them like therapists are worse than the guys that just want depraved sex

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph starring in cuck porn

This could actually be Ralph's claim to fame. If he's the cuck walking in and going "now wait a minute!" as he watches his 'girlfriend' get plowed, I would be a fan for life.

 

[HackerX]

So they're all playing in the coom stained pool table and Ralph is just in the couch?
Is Ralph that trash at pool?

How's he supposed to reach over the table?

This could actually be Ralph's claim to fame. If he's the cuck walking in and going "now wait a minute!" as he watches his 'girlfriend' get plowed, I would be a fan for life.

Jesus. It'll be surreal if that's the case and it's not exactly unlikely. Cuck porn is apparently surging in popularity and Ralph fits the bill to a T. That may have been the intent behind inviting the Ralphamale over. It's not like Ralph would have any say in the matter since he's already being held captive. I'd love to watch how Ralph's thoughts would play out.

Hunter: "Okay Ethan, you're talking to this woman then I come in and tell you to sit over here."

Ralph: Sheepishly says "okay"
Ralph a minute later, as he's forced to watch another dude fuck a woman. "Now wait a minute." Ralph noooooo

I can't even fathom the aftermath if/when that video gets released. Ralph could holler all he wants, but there's no coming back from starring as the cuck in a porno. Ask Rekieta. He starred as a cuck IRL. Ever since that (and the coke addiction), his life went completely downhill. It'd probably affect Ralph more though, since Rekieta enjoyed his cuckoldry whereas Ralph was forced to play the part and deeply cares what people think of him.

 

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How tf is the Pigger less retarded when it comes to his view on drugs than "drugs are fun" Crackieta?

 

[sufferhorse]

ralph got cornholed by a 9 inch troon with diameter. he got bent over and driven

 

[Elmo]

Just one more thing that Ethan has in common with @Bryan Dunn. Hey @theralph, thanks for sharing that you gave "her" a handjob with your mouth.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

prostitutes say that guys that use them like therapists are worse than the guys that just want depraved sex

If any part of the "we had a heart to heart about drugs for 8 hours" story is TROO, this girl has unwittingly signed herself up to be the next Pantsuela.

Enjoy Ralph trying to harass his way into your good graces with trinkets, sob stories and books you don't care about.

 

[NKVD qt]

prostitutes say that guys that use them like therapists are worse than the guys that just want depraved sex

Prosties would rather be treated like a piece of meat than to have a heart to heart with the loser that is an average John? The more you know I guess.

 

[Estate]

Porky got porked?

Were we wrong, kiwisisters?! Did we mistook the prophecy?
Is the 3rd Demon Baby a butt baby with a tranny?
Will Ralph himself incubate the End of All baby?



RUN!! RUN YOU FOOLS!!
THE END IS NIGH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

 

[Humble Architect]

Just one more thing that Ethan has in common with @Bryan Dunn. Hey @theralph, thanks for sharing that you gave "her" a handjob with your mouth.

That’s some Eastbound and Down level wordplay.

“If you’re a woman? Scott over there will finger your clit with his penis.”
-Ashley Schaeffer

 

[SilkyJohnson]

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What's the Ralphacope for fucking a greasy Colombian shemale hooker? He had major rizz and the women couldn't resist, therefore it isn't prostitution?

The nerve of some people to assume he relies on the grittiest, cheapest whores available to get laid.

This the baby blue-eyed king of the sector!

Go and ask any random woman what her perfect man would be like and 9/10 would describe the Ralphamale.

 

[30+GameOvers]

prostitutes say that guys that use them like therapists are worse than the guys that just want depraved sex

Does that also account for those in porn shoots where the director smuggles a foreign hog and asks them to do a bestiality scene with it?
All that, of course, assuming piggy didn't lie and wasn't just some off-camera extra in the background.

Ever since that (and the coke addiction), his life went completely downhill. It'd probably affect Ralph more though, since Rekieta enjoyed his cuckoldry whereas Ralph was forced to play the part and deeply cares what people think of him.

"Forced"
Sure, just like he was "forced" to watch a mexican fuck his last wife in the ass, probably with a shit eating grin on his face as he knew he would be later bragging about it to own the a-logs.

 

[alan thicke]

I’d prefer if the idea of Ralph in a porno had never been introduced to begin with, but him shouting “now wait a minute!” And “I cant co-sign that” while sitting in the cuck chair is funny.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“I did not have sex with a tranny. If you want to know the truth about it maybe it was you who had gay sex as a matter of fact. And what’s wrong with a little creep shot?”

 

[HackerX]

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“I did not have sex with a tranny. If you want to know the truth about it maybe it was you who had gay sex as a matter of fact. And what’s wrong with a little creep shot?”

Is he really acting high and mighty over leaving the country his daddy gave him? In the first place, Piggly Niggly only moved to Mexico as a last resort since the cost of living in bumfuck Virginia was beginning to exceed his meager earnings. The mountain of PlayStation credit card debts along with a student loan (without a degree to even justify it no less) probably didn't help the situation either. Plus, the likely blowback from the car accident he caused,the state him and horse left the rental in, or any random other unknown legal issues. If anything, his life has gotten noticeably worse since he moved to Mexico. He's so isolated and hyping up fucking Burger King as content-worthy event.

This doesn't even take into account him fucking up every other international trip he took prior. Colombia may be the most successful visit he's ever done and that involves people speculating he's dead, fucking a tranny, or starring as a cuckold.